McDonalds is now selling McPopcorn

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 6 July 2023

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The new 'McPopcorn' tastes better than movie theater popcorn.

The McDonalds menu food items department is always working overtime, and they have just come up with the latest food item addition.

A spokesperson for Mickey D's said that their test kitchen in Cicero, Illinois, has come up with their latest and greatest McItem, the McPopcorn.

The new food item was tested by several well-known individuals including President Joe Biden, Katy Perry, Maria Sharapova, Barron Trump, and Yo Yo Afro Woke, and they all loved the heck out of it, especially President Joey, who called the new McPopcorn, "Yummylicious as hell."

Cooked using oil from the friers and fat from the grill, the popcorn tastes like a hamburger and fries at the same time!

Meanwhile, famed movie star Britney Spears has said that as unbelievable as it seems, when she purchased her first order of McPopcorn, she actually had a 9.3 orgasm.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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