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Funny story: McDonalds Announces That To Honor Queen Elizabeth They Are Adding The McQueenburger To Their Food Menu

McDonalds Announces That To Honor Queen Elizabeth They Are Adding The McQueenburger To Their Food Menu

CICERO, Illinois - (Fast Food Satire) - The powers that be at the McDonalds Corp. have just announced that they will be adding a new food item; The McQueenburger to honor one of the greatest monarchs in recent history, Queen Elizabeth. The new bur…

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Funny story: They're Finally Here! McDonalds Now Has McJello Shots!

They're Finally Here! McDonalds Now Has McJello Shots!

CICERO, Illinois - (Business Satire) - After receiving literally thousands of suggestions from Mickey D patrons, the golden arches corporation has decided to add a new adult item to their ever-growing menu. McDonalds, in every state is now serving…

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Funny story: The Largest McDonalds In The USA Opens Up In Mississippi

The Largest McDonalds In The USA Opens Up In Mississippi

BULOXI, Mississippi - (Business Satire) - According to American Foodie News, the largest Mickey D's in the giant burger chain has just opened on the gulf beach at Buloxi, Mississippi. The new restaurant will feature several very popular Dixieland…

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Funny story: A McDonalds In Alabama, Which Is The Reddest State In The Nation Names A Limited Burger After Donald Trump

A McDonalds In Alabama, Which Is The Reddest State In The Nation Names A Limited Burger After Donald Trump

COTTON PANTIES, Alabama - (Satire News) - The New Orleans Recorder-Chronicle Newspaper recently did a piece on the "Reddest" state in the entire nation. And the winner was the okra producing state of Alabama. Recorder-Chronicle reporter Bacardi…

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Funny story: Queen Elizabeth and Prince Charles To Appear In a Commercial For McDonalds

Queen Elizabeth and Prince Charles To Appear In a Commercial For McDonalds

LONDON - (UK Satire) - True Dat News reporter Reggie Rickenracker has just broken the story of the month. He learned from a source inside Buckingham Palace that her majesty and her son will soon begin filming a commercial to be run on the BBC.

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Funny story: The Erotically Sexy Liz Hurley Agrees To Film A Commecial For McDonalds

The Erotically Sexy Liz Hurley Agrees To Film A Commecial For McDonalds

CICERO, Illinois - (Business Satire) - The McDonalds Corp. has just struck gold as they have signed the beautiful, sexy, sensuous British actress Liz Hurley to film a Mickey D's commercial. Miss Hurley has agreed to appear wearing an extremely tin…

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Funny story: A McDonalds In Mississippi Shuts Down Because All of The Kitchen Employees Were Singing and Dancing WAY TOO LOUD!!!

A McDonalds In Mississippi Shuts Down Because All of The Kitchen Employees Were Singing and Dancing WAY TOO LOUD!!!

BEAVER BELLY, Mississippi - (Business Satire) - The American Foodie News Agency reports that a Mickey D's in Beaver Belly, Mississippi has had to shut down due to dozens and dozens of customer complaints. According to AFNA reporter Paloma Sonoma e…

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Funny story: McDonalds Is Replacing Their Restaurant Playgrounds With Water Slides

McDonalds Is Replacing Their Restaurant Playgrounds With Water Slides

CHICAGO - (Satire News) - The biggest hamburger franchise in the entire world has just announced a new restaurant change. According to American Foodie News Agency reporter Paloma Sonoma, the Golden Arches giant is going to be doing away with all o…

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Funny story: Barron Trump Admits That He's Addicted To McDonalds Big Mac Burgers - Like Father, Like Son

Barron Trump Admits That He's Addicted To McDonalds Big Mac Burgers - Like Father, Like Son

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The youngest and most decent son of Melania and Donaldo Trump, Barron, appeared on "The View." He was asked by head host Whoopie Goldberg if he enjoys being a member of the Trump family. The 15-year-old who tower…

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Funny story: During His 4-Hour New York State Hearing, Donald Trump Nervously Ate 9 Big Mac Burgers

During His 4-Hour New York State Hearing, Donald Trump Nervously Ate 9 Big Mac Burgers

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The BuzzFuzz News Agency, along with dozens of other high profile news agencies, are all reporting that The Trumpturd was so damn nervous during his four-hour hearing that the 345ΒΌ pound Tub of Lard, ate nine (9) McDon…

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Funny story: McDonalds In An Effort To Aid Ukraine's Economy Opens Up Six McDonalds Fast Food Trailers in Kyiv, Ukraine

McDonalds In An Effort To Aid Ukraine's Economy Opens Up Six McDonalds Fast Food Trailers in Kyiv, Ukraine

KYIV, Ukraine - (Satire News) - The McDonalds Corporation in an effort to help Ukraine's economy announces that they are opening up six McDonalds fast food trailers in the capital city. Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy, thanked the Golden A…

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Funny story: McDonalds Names Their Worst Menu Item Ever

McDonalds Names Their Worst Menu Item Ever

CHICAGO, Illinois - (Satire News) - Throughout the years The McDonalds Corporation has had a lot of fabulously popular food menu items including their McTacos, their McSushiburger, their McGuacamole Muffin, their McEnchiladas, their McTofuburger, the…

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Funny story: McDonalds Says It Will Give Free Cups of Ice To Anyone Over 70

McDonalds Says It Will Give Free Cups of Ice To Anyone Over 70

CICERO, Illinois - (Satire News) - The Watchdog Now News Agency has just stated that the McDonalds Corporation has agreed to provide free cups of ice to any citizen of the US, over the age of 70, free of charge. Reporter Dylan Fresco said that Lyl…

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Funny story: Taking a Cue From Whataburger, McDonalds Opens Up a Three-Story Mickey D's In Brooklyn

Taking a Cue From Whataburger, McDonalds Opens Up a Three-Story Mickey D's In Brooklyn

BROOKLYN, New York - (Satire News) - McDonalds is thrilled to announce the opening of their first three-story fast food restaurant in the United States. The corporate powers that be got the idea for a multiple story fast food eatery after reading…

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Funny story: An East Coast Newspaper Names McDonald's The Best Fast Food Restaurant in America

An East Coast Newspaper Names McDonald's The Best Fast Food Restaurant in America

BALTIMORE - (Satire News) - McDonalds has gotten quite a publicity boost as The Baltimore Beacon Star has named it The Best Fast Food Restaurant in America. Beacon Star reporter Ersatz Pontoon, said he talked to one of the Mickey D's directors of…

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Funny story: McDonalds Is Extremely Concerned About The Idaho Potato Shortage

McDonalds Is Extremely Concerned About The Idaho Potato Shortage

CICERO, Illinois - (Satire News) - Mickey D's executives have become very concerned due to the Idaho potato shortage. A spokesman for the giant burger franchise said that one of their biggest sellers are the McFries. The McFries are made from p…

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Funny story: The Reason Why Detroit's Cachatelli Family Is Being Forced To Sell Their 27% Ownership In The Detroit Lions

The Reason Why Detroit's Cachatelli Family Is Being Forced To Sell Their 27% Ownership In The Detroit Lions

DETROIT - (Satire News) - In late-breaking sports news, The Detroit Daily Divulger newspaper is reporting that the major owner of the Detroit Lions, Martha Firestone Ford, has decided that the Cachatelli family must sell their 27% ownership in the te…

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