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Funny story: McDonalds Is Officially Changing Its Corporate Name

McDonalds Is Officially Changing Its Corporate Name

CICERO, Illinois – (Business Satire) – After years of contemplating a name change, the world’s #1 fast food restaurant chain has decided to officially change it’s corporate name. Hacienda Fiddle with Boom Boom News was the first to report on the b…

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Funny story: McDonalds Is Replacing Their Happy Meal Toys With Scratch-Off Tickets

McDonalds Is Replacing Their Happy Meal Toys With Scratch-Off Tickets

CICERO, Illinois – (Satire News) – The McDonalds Corporation, after an extensive research undertaking, has decided to change up it’s Happy Meal menu item. Mickey D’s has just announced that effective Thanksgiving Day, they will no longer include p…

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Funny story: McDonalds Introduces McEscargots

McDonalds Introduces McEscargots

CICERO, Illinois – (Business Satire) – The McDonalds Corporation is always on the look-out for new and interesting food items to feature in their “Mc” meal menu. The Daily Max has just learned that their latest foray into the new item competition…

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Funny story: Greg Abbott Says He’s Now Getting Over 90,000 Hate Messages, Instagrams, and Letters a Week!

Greg Abbott Says He’s Now Getting Over 90,000 Hate Messages, Instagrams, and Letters a Week!

RACIST RIVER, Louisiana – (Satire News) – The governor of Texas was in the little town of Racist River, Louisiana, where he was speaking before a gathering of the white, racist, extremist group known as The Proud Boys. The rally took place in a Wa…

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Funny story: The Newest McDonalds in Dallas Has Opened Up a Drive-Thru Window Lane Just For People on Horseback

The Newest McDonalds in Dallas Has Opened Up a Drive-Thru Window Lane Just For People on Horseback

DALLAS – (Satire News) – According to recent statistics on horses in Texas, one out of every six adults in the Dallas Metroplex area owns a horse. And some families are known as two-horse families. In keeping with that theme, the executives at McD…

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Funny story: McDonalds Following Wendy’s Lead Will Open 900 “Ghost Kitchens”

McDonalds Following Wendy’s Lead Will Open 900 “Ghost Kitchens”

CHICAGO – (Satire News) – Like Bob Dylan sang many decades ago, ‘the times they are a-changing.’ And the fast food industry can certainly attest to that as McDonalds has just followed Wendy’s lead, and they have announced that they will be opening…

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Funny story: A Man In Hot Springs, Arkansas, Holds Up a McDonald’s Drive-Thru Window

A Man In Hot Springs, Arkansas, Holds Up a McDonald’s Drive-Thru Window

HOT SPRINGS, Arkansas – (Satire News) – The Hot Springs Police Department reports that a tall, slender individual, who looked a lot like Matt Gaetz, but not anywhere near as fat, or as ridiculously overweight, drove up to a McDonalds drive-thru and h…

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Funny story: LPGA’s Sensational Sexy Sexpot Paige Spiranac Gets Invited To The White House After Winning The Indianapolis Invitational

LPGA’s Sensational Sexy Sexpot Paige Spiranac Gets Invited To The White House After Winning The Indianapolis Invitational

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Sports Satire) – White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki has informed the White House Press Corps that President Biden and First Lady Dr. Jill Biden have invited the stunningly sexy pro lady golfer Paige Spiranac to the White House…

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Funny story: Nicki Minaj and Megan Thee Stallion Get Into An Altercation In a McDonalds– And It Ain't Pretty!

Nicki Minaj and Megan Thee Stallion Get Into An Altercation In a McDonalds– And It Ain't Pretty!

BROOKLYN – (Satire News) – Reports filtering out of Brooklyn state that hip hop artists Nicki Minaj and Megan Thee Stallion got into a knock-down, drag-out fight at a local McDonalds. Dozens of eye witnesses stated that the two were sitting at a b…

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Funny story: McDonalds To Introduce Ostrich McNuggets

McDonalds To Introduce Ostrich McNuggets

CHICAGO – (Satire News) - The biggest fast food restaurant in the entire world has just informed the eating public that they are getting ready to introduce their lates menu item. Mickey D’s spokeswoman Bodega Trixweather, 38, said that after 8 mo…

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Funny story: McDonald’s In An Effort To Lure Employees Offers Them Free Uber Rides To and From Work Plus Free Unlimited Big Macs

McDonald’s In An Effort To Lure Employees Offers Them Free Uber Rides To and From Work Plus Free Unlimited Big Macs

CHICAGO – (Satire News) – The dreaded Coronavirus shut down lots of businesses and now that most have reopened they are finding that they are having a hard time filling the positions; even at McDonalds. The corporate heads at Mickey D’s say that e…

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Funny story: McDonald’s Latest New Menu Food Item Is An Astounding Hit!

McDonald’s Latest New Menu Food Item Is An Astounding Hit!

CHICAGO – (Satire News) – Corporate officials with McDonalds took the suggestion from San Francisco native, VP Kamala Harris and they have added a new menu item, which has gone through the roof. The vice-president, who says she eats an average of…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Spotted Having Lunch At a McDonalds In Boston

Donald Trump Spotted Having Lunch At a McDonalds In Boston

BOSTON – (Satire News) – Patrons at a McDonalds, near the Bunker Hill Monument were shocked to see the former president having lunch, and all by himself. An elderly couple that was visiting from Pomona, California, said that they could not believe…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Denies That He Is a Card-Carrying Member of The U.S. Nazi Federation

Donald Trump Denies That He Is a Card-Carrying Member of The U.S. Nazi Federation

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – D.J. Trump appeared with his all-time favorite news host, Maria Bartiromo and told her that he has no idea where the rumor came from, but he is not now, nor has he ever been a member of the U.S. Nazi Federation. Bar…

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Funny story: "El Chapo" Spotted At A McDonald’s Drive-Thru In Louisiana

"El Chapo" Spotted At A McDonald’s Drive-Thru In Louisiana

BAYOU FUFU, Louisiana – (Satire News) – Boom Boom News, has just reported that the notorious drug lord Joaquin Archivaldo Guzman Loera, better Known as “El Chapo” was reportedly seen in line at a drive-thru window at a McDonald’s in Bayou Fufu, Louis…

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Funny story: McDonalds Says That Their McSauerkraut Burger Will Never, Ever, Ever Return Again

McDonalds Says That Their McSauerkraut Burger Will Never, Ever, Ever Return Again

CHICAGO – (Satire News) – In what fast food pundits are calling the dumbest idea in the world of fast food, the McDonalds McSauerkraut Burger has ridden off to that Burger Paradise in the Sky. A reporter with Hollywood Hors Doeuvres asked a Mickey…

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Funny story: McDonald’s Offers COVID Shots With Each Purchase of a Big Mac Meal

McDonald’s Offers COVID Shots With Each Purchase of a Big Mac Meal

CHICAGO – (Satire News) - The McDonald’s Fast Food Corporation has hit the fast food lottery, with it’s brand new promotion of giving their patrons an in-the-store Coronavirus shot with a purchase of a Big Mac Meal. The idea is the brain child of…

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