McDonalds denies that they are importing French Fries from China

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 13 June 2023

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The McDonalds McFries are the best in the fast food world.

McDonalds wants to dispel the rumor about them importing French fries from China.

Sources suggest the rumor could have started from a source within the Wendy's franchise.

McDonalds wants it known that they only use the finest potatoes grown in Idaho to make their award-winning French fries.

MIckey D's hashfired an investigator to find out exactly where the damn rumor originated and they plan to sue the hell out of the source.

Meanwhile, McDonalds has just opened up their very first McDonalds in Zimbabwe and it is reportedly making a killing.

SIDENOTE: The McDonalds in Africa admits that they do make McZebraburgers, and they add that they have no calories, no sodium, and no Bisatinamide, which has been known to grow hair on human tongues.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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