Well, ladies and gentlemen, it has finally happened. After devouring thousands and thousands of McDonald's meals, Donald J. Erasmus Trump, the "Orange Loser," now bears an uncanny resemblance to a Big Mac.
Trump's physician, Dr. Yang Fufi, had repeatedly warned the "Orca Whale" that his burger addiction could lead to a transformation into a living McDonald's hamburger. And lo and behold, it seems Dr. Fufi's predictions have come true.
Trump's orange cheeks are now dotted with whiteheads resembling sesame seeds, giving his face the appearance of a Big Mac bun. Adding to the surreal image, his tongue has taken on the distinct hue of American cheese, completing his remarkable transformation into a walking, talking fast-food sandwich.
Despite these changes, Melania's estranged husband continues to insist that he is even more handsome than Brad Pitt and George Clooney combined.
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