McDonalds signs a five-year-contract with Wembley Stadium

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 8 August 2023

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The Brits love Big Macs and McFries.

The McDonalds fast food franchise has just signed a five-year deal to sell its food items at England's largest stadium.

The contract calls for popular Mickey D food items such as Big Macs, McBoarBabyBackRibs, McTacos, and McDuckNuggets to be sold at the stadium concession stands as well as by food vendors.

The new Wembley Stadium opened in 2007, after the original stadium was condemned and demolished due to extensive fog damage.

Wembley holds 90,183 fans for its football games, or soccer as the sport is called in America.

The venue also hosts rugby games, boxing matches, NFL football games, volleyball tournaments, and bloodless bullfights. ■

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