Mars rover finds McDonalds drive-thru

Funny story written by KendoMonkey

Friday, 6 February 2004

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Can I take your order sir?

In a shocking picture release by NASA today, Opportunity, the exploratory rover, has been spotted trundling up to McDonalds drive thru. Whilst the contents of the take-away were kept suspiciously elusive, rumours abound that the cheeky martian rover scoffed a fillet-of-fish and a strawberry milkshake.

NASA officials are said to be demanding answers from the scientists involved. Mike Billings told us:

"It's a strange find indeed. We rather suspect that someone, perhaps the European Space Agency, planted this mini-McDonalds on mars in order to lure our robot. We think the whole 'Beagle' mission was just a ruse for setting up interplanetary restaurants"

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