Now It's Donny's Turn to Cry

Funny story written by Matt Birkenhauer

Friday, 25 August 2023

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So now, it's Donny’s turn to cry Donny’s turn to cry

(With apologies to Lesley Gore)

'Cause now it's Donny’s turn to cry
Donny’s turn to cry
Donny’s turn to cry
'Cause Fani’s come back
(Fani's come back, come back)
With indictments.

Oh, when Rudy left with
Donny at the party (the party)
And came back wearing his ring
Donny sat down and bawled his eyes out
‘Cause of Fani’s RICO sting.

'Cause now it's Donny’s turn to cry
Donny’s turn to cry
Donny’s turn to cry
'Cause Fani's come back
(Fani's come back, come back)
With indictments.

Well, it appalled us to see them scheme together (together)
So Fani make a big scene
Then Donny’s mugshot was dropped
With Donny’s smile so mean

But now it's Donny’s turn to cry
Donny’s turn to cry
Donny’s turn to cry
'Cause Fani's come back
(Fani's come back, come back)
With indictments.

Oh, one night Rudy saw them kissing at a party (a party)
So Rudy kissed some other guy
Then Fani stood up and charged them
'Cause both are hoodlums, that's why

So now, it's Donny’s turn to cry
Donny’s turn to cry
Donny’s turn to cry
'Cause Fani's come back
(Fani's come back, come back)
With indictments.

Yay now, it's Donny’s turn for jail
Donny’s's turn for jail
Donny’s's turn for jail ...

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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