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Funny story: Satan Gives Donald Trump's Soul Back

Satan Gives Donald Trump's Soul Back

The Prince of Darkness shocked the press corps this morning by announcing that, "The deal is off! I don't want it. It's worthless. I was duped!" "I promise him all the power in the world. All the money in the world. In exchange, I was to receive...

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Funny story: Consumer Reports 2019 Road Rage Survey

Consumer Reports 2019 Road Rage Survey

NEW YORK--According to Consumer Reports 2019 Road Rage Survey, the most likely road rage perpetrator this year was a male between thirty-five and fifty driving a blue, late-model BMW on a Tuesday afternoon at roughly 5:45. This is the second year in...

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Funny story: Pacifist Waiter Offended when Customer Thanks Him for His Service

Pacifist Waiter Offended when Customer Thanks Him for His Service

Nineteen-year-old Kyle Lockwood, a criminal justice major and peace activist working as a waiter at a sports bar in New York City's Times Square, took great offense when, on Veteran's Day, as he set down a plate of onion rings on the table, an overwe...

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Funny story: Sleep-Deprived Americans Push to Increase Snooze Button Window to Twelve Minutes

Sleep-Deprived Americans Push to Increase Snooze Button Window to Twelve Minutes

Long on stress and short on Zs, many sleep-deprived Americans are pushing to expand the standard snooze button window on alarm clocks from nine minutes to 12 minutes, to allow for a full one-third boost in rest time. "I don't think it's asking too...

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Funny story: Trump considering hero dog to replace Pence in 2020 campaign

Trump considering hero dog to replace Pence in 2020 campaign

Mr. Trump has announced that the heroic canine, Conan, who assisted commandoes in bringing down Abu Bakr-al Baghdadi, will visit the White House soon. Conan was injured during the raid, but has recuperated and returned to service. Conan is a veter...

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Funny story: Man who couldn't turn a profit in a casino still President of the United States

Man who couldn't turn a profit in a casino still President of the United States

There was consternation in Washington, that failed casino owner Donald Trump is still the President of the United States. 'It all started as a joke,' said Republican support Norris Morris, 'but then it got more serious, when he ran, and then won,...

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Funny story: Wile E Mexicans Sawing Though New Trump Wall: Build A Moat, Foo.

Wile E Mexicans Sawing Though New Trump Wall: Build A Moat, Foo.

BILLINGSGATE POST: I knew this would happen. Only a fool would build a wall. Given enough time, a greater fool will find a way to go over it, under it or through it. Evidently, the Mexicans have decided to go through it. Using a conventional r...

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Funny story: Donald Trump survives Halloween

Donald Trump survives Halloween

A pumpkin, carved as the embodiment of evil, Donald Trump, has survived Halloween. Gary Thomas, a six-week old pumpkin, was picked by Democrat supporter Brick Socks, and was soon repeatedly stabbed through his thick orange skin, until the gawping,...

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Funny story: GanjaScope Is President Trump's Favorite Read

GanjaScope Is President Trump's Favorite Read

We "heard it from a friend who, heard it from a friend who, heard it from a friend" that GanjaScope℠ is President Trump's "favorite read." That's what friend #1 (initials IT) told us. Friend #2 (initials KC) reports that "Donald has someone read [Gan...

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Funny story: Animal Control Tasked With Arresting Rudy Giuliani

Animal Control Tasked With Arresting Rudy Giuliani

Washington, D.C. - When Trump's personal attack dog, Rudy Giuliani, inevitably gets arrested soon, the job will not be dealt with by the police, or even the FBI, says a Justice Department spokesperson. No, the job of arresting Trump's lawyer will fal...

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Funny story: Democrat Congress Condemns Cease-Fire in Mideast

Democrat Congress Condemns Cease-Fire in Mideast

WASHINGTON DC - Politicians and elitist bureaucrats are still furious at President Trump for not using military equipment to spread death and chaos across the face of the earth. The Military-Industrial-Complex and the CIA have a long history of provo...

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Funny story: President Trump To Be Shot Into Space

President Trump To Be Shot Into Space

Citing that he had run out of things to steal on the planet, President Donald Trump, the leader of the free world, announced today his plan to launch himself into outer space on a mission he is calling "Make Mars Greaterer Again". The man with hi...

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Funny story: UFO Sited Over White House and Washington, D.C. Suburbs

UFO Sited Over White House and Washington, D.C. Suburbs

Washington, D.C. - At least a thousand people say they observed an unidentified flying object (UFO) circling the White House last evening. Some observers say it looked like a cigar shaped object moving at lightning speed. Another observer said it mus...

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Funny story: President Trump Reveals He Has Been Joking About Everything

President Trump Reveals He Has Been Joking About Everything

In a speech that will have sent shockwaves all around the world, President Donald Trump last night revealed that, despite all the evidence to the contrary, his antics over the past four years have been mere jest, he was "just joking", and he is surpr...

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Funny story: Spain to Exhume body of General Franco--Will Be Reburied at Trump Miami Hotel

Spain to Exhume body of General Franco--Will Be Reburied at Trump Miami Hotel

After failing to bring the G-7 summit leaders to his struggling Miami hotel, President Trump has decided to rebrand his resort as the final resting place for unwanted dictators. The Wall Street Journal and Bloomberg News have reported the Trump Inte...

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Funny story: Pocahontas: “Mexico Will Pay For Our Health Care.”

Pocahontas: “Mexico Will Pay For Our Health Care.”

BILLINGSGATE POST: Pocahontas has finally been pinned down. For months, she has dodged the question regarding who would come up with the 30 trillion dollars to pay for our health care. Taking a page from President Trump’s successful campaign mant...

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Funny story: Trump PS to Erdogan letter used as rolling paper denied

Trump PS to Erdogan letter used as rolling paper denied

Breaking: Mr. Trump not only sent a letter to Turkey’s President Erdogan on October 9, he also sent a PS--not disclosed by mainstream press so far. Mr. Trump’s first message is famous as deposited “in the bin” by Mr. Erdogan, according to insider...

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