Well ladies and gentleman, it is now official, Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump, who many are calling the "Teflon Racist" has just informed the news media that he has chosen Guatemala native Sen. Ted Cruz to be his official 2024 presidential election running mate.
Cruz was vacationing down in Cancun with his two semi-cute daughters Cora and Dora and simply said upon hearing the news, "Well butter up my ass and call me a biscuit."
Trump told one of his few remaining friends that he still has left, that Greg "The Swamp Creature" Gutfeld that the VP choice was between Teddy and his son Donald "Dopey" Trump, but he added that he was fearful that "Dopey" might not be able to pass the required drug test. ■
