Trump and his WTF hairdo!!!

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 10 July 2023

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"Someone needs to shoot whatever the fuck landed on Trump's head." -HOWARD STERN

The US Hairstylists of America Union has just named Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump's hairdo as being, "The Nation's Most Fucked Up Hairdo From Hell."

Out of the 39,467 hair groomers who voted, a total of 39,439 voted for Trump, 13 voted for Bill Gates, 8 voted for Gary Busey, and 7 voted for Sarah Huckabee.

One long time hair stylist said that he suggests that the pussy grabber (DJT) simply pour gasoline on his hair and light the mother fucker up.

In fact, the Orca Whale's hairdo is so damn ugly that three states have actually banned it; Massachusetts, New Jersey, and Delaware.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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