There were 494 spoof news stories published in November 2013. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.

Roman Abramovich 'too broke' to afford spectacular $143million Francis Bacon triptych

Funny story: Roman Abramovich 'too broke' to afford spectacular $143million Francis Bacon triptych

New York - Big Apple auctioneers were tutting with disbelief tonight at a Brit tabloid's best guess naming Russian mobster Roman Abramovich as the new owner of the $143million Francis Bacon triptych entitled 'Three Studies of Lucian Fraud'. The 19...

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Santa's Workshop to Be a Public Corporation; Elves Furious

Funny story: Santa's Workshop to Be a Public Corporation; Elves Furious

Everybody's doin' it. Going public, that is. It's the rage these days. So Santa Claus figured: why not? Within the next two weeks, there'll be an IPO (initial public offering) of stock in Santa's workshop. Santa's elves are furious. They...

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Twitter Birdies Hate Working for a Public Company

Funny story: Twitter Birdies Hate Working for a Public Company

Lots of folks are ecstatic that Twitter is now a publicly traded company. But not the Twitter birdies! Word is that they were much happier when the company was a private one, filled with relaxed-looking workers in jeans and T shirts. Now, for...

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A Minnesota Man Invents A Helicopter That Runs On A Mixture Of Tap Water And Dandelion Weeds

Funny story: A Minnesota Man Invents A Helicopter That Runs On A Mixture Of Tap Water And Dandelion Weeds

DULUTH, Minnesota - Ezra P. Crackerbee, 73, has always liked to tinker around his garage in Duluth. One day last week as he was putting away some gardening tools he noticed that one of the hoes had some shreds of dandelion weed on the blade. A...

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Moon Signs Up for Cosmetic Makeover

Funny story: Moon Signs Up for Cosmetic Makeover

It happened when the moon read the following (in an article, NASA's GRAIL Mission helps Scientists Figure Out Moon's Rough and Stony Look, at the FrenchTribune.com): "Scientists have now understood the reasons behind the moon's rough and stony look.

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A List of 10 Really Weird Things

Funny story: A List of 10 Really Weird Things

Zydeco Dupree is a stand up comedian and free-lance reporter with The iRumors News Agency. His sister Voodoo Dupree is a senior writer for Glamboyant Magazine who has interviewed such well known celebrities as Britney Spears, Michelle Obama, Simon Cowell, Ke$ha, and Honey Boo Boo. Zydeco, who was born and raised in Louisiana, is a fan of all kinds of trivia and has just published his third b...

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A List of 10 Trivia Facts From Walt Disney's Blockbuster "Frozen"

Funny story: A List of 10 Trivia Facts From Walt Disney's Blockbuster "Frozen"

HOLLYWOOD - The Disney animated musical Frozen is giving Hunger Games a run for its money. Frozen took in an amazing $90 million in just the first five days it was out. It has already become the #1 movie in Pocatello, Idaho; Apalachicola, Florida; Kalamazoo, Michigan; Lafayette, Louisiana; and Sheboyan, Wisconsin. Reports coming out of Europe are that Barcelona, Spain has had over $200,00...

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Ellen DeGeneres Shocked At Wife Portia De Rossi's Confession

Funny story: Ellen DeGeneres Shocked At Wife Portia De Rossi's Confession

BEVERLY HILLS - One of the most popular lesbianite couples in Tinsel Town could be heading down Divorce Drive. According to Voodoo Dupree with Glamboyant Magazine there appears to be some marital trouble brewing in the five year marriage between E...

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U.S. Customs Agents Confiscate 900,000 Counterfeit Gummy Bears From Tijuana, Mexico

Funny story: U.S. Customs Agents Confiscate 900,000 Counterfeit Gummy Bears From Tijuana, Mexico

SAN DIEGO - One of the largest counterfeit item busts in the history of the San Diego Department of Customs sector has just taken place. U.S. Customs agents seized 900,000 counterfeit gummy bears that were produced in Tijuana, Mexico, and were bou...

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A Grandmother In Arkansas Is Arrested For Baking Anatomically Correct Gingerbread Men

Funny story: A Grandmother In Arkansas Is Arrested For Baking Anatomically Correct Gingerbread Men

LITTLE ROCK, Arkansas - Claire "Cookie" Starkdiffy, 79, told the local authorities that she had no idea that what she did was against the law. Mrs. Starkdiffy, who was divorced in 2010 by her husband Wardley Starkdiffy after 51 years of marriage,...

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Spider-Man Furious His Broadway Show Is Closing

Funny story: Spider-Man Furious His Broadway Show Is Closing

He no longer loves New York, after learning that his show, "Spider-Man: Turn Off The Dark," will be closing in January (it hasn't been packing 'em in at the box office). "What I can't figure out," a perplexed Spider-Man has told friends, "is that...

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The World Boxing Association May Reduce Boxing Matches From 10 Rounds Down To 5

Funny story: The World Boxing Association May Reduce Boxing Matches From 10 Rounds Down To 5

PANAMA CITY, Panama - The World Boxing Association is considering making a monumental change to its boxing matches. The word out of WBA headquarters in Panama City, Panama is that the WBA's Governing Committee is looking into the matter of reducin...

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Kirstie Alley and Wynonna Judd Want To Buy Pizza Hut

Funny story: Kirstie Alley and Wynonna Judd Want To Buy Pizza Hut

LOS ANGELES - Noted California attorney Ginger Allred has been hired by Kirstie Alley and Wynonna Judd. The two celebrities have expressed a desire to purchase the national pizza chain Pizza Hut. Ms. Allred has said that she is presently in the...

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Charles Manson, The Most Evil Person In The U.S. Is Getting Married

Funny story: Charles Manson, The Most Evil Person In The U.S. Is Getting Married

CORCORAN, California - Charles Manson, who masterminded the so called Helter Skelter killings of 1969, has been incarcerated at Corcoran State Prison for 44 years. An inside source (no pun intended) stated that in those 44 years, Charlie, as the d...

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NASA Is Recalling The Mars Land Rover Curiosity Because of Faulty Windshield Wipers

Funny story: NASA Is Recalling The Mars Land Rover Curiosity Because of Faulty Windshield Wipers

HOUSTON - NASA has just received a certified letter from The Rampart Vehicles Corporation, the company that built the Mars Land Rover Curiosity. According to NASA spokesperson Trent Timmelfarb, Rampart Vehicles is recalling the land rover Curiosit...

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Ex-Lesbian Anne Heche Confesses That Ellen DeGeneres Caused Her To Go Back To Being Straight

Funny story: Ex-Lesbian Anne Heche Confesses That Ellen DeGeneres Caused Her To Go Back To Being Straight

VENICE BEACH - Anne Heche has pretty much been out of the Hollywood spotlight since her breakup with Ellen DeGeneres and the svelte blonde says that, that's the way she likes it uh huh uh huh. Anne and Ellen had a flamingly tempestuous relationshi...

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Mr. Met Traded to the Cubs For a Year's Supply of Steroids

Funny story: Mr. Met Traded to the Cubs For a Year's Supply of Steroids

Flushing, New York - Desperate to improve a team that has become the laughing stock of major league baseball, the New York Mets have traded their beloved mascot, Mr. Met, to the Chicago Cubs in exchange for a shipment of super steroids. The...

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Wendy's Could Become Windy's

Funny story: Wendy's Could Become Windy's

DUBLIN, Ohio - Wendy's is an international fast food chain that mainly sells hamburgers. It was founded in 1969, and currently has 6,650 restaurants world-wide. The executives of the hamburger giant have expressed a desire to rename the company. T...

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North Korea's Kim Jong Un Warns China Against Flying Over North Korean Air Space

Funny story: North Korea's Kim Jong Un Warns China Against Flying Over North Korean Air Space

PYONGYANG, North Korea - Reports coming out of the capital of North Korea are that Kim Jong Un is angrier than a woodpecker with a rubber beak. He is very upset at China's new unilateral declaration of an air defense zone over Tokyo, Japan, and Se...

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Lady Steals Frozen Chickens

A compulsive shoplifter was admitted to hospital in Margate today suffering from hypothermia. Gladys McGurgle of Conker Road was accused of theft from Tesco on Saturday. Police said that in addition to several other items, Mrs McGurgle had taken...

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A Wyoming Woman Has A Volkswagen Beetle With 3 Million Miles On It

Funny story: A Wyoming Woman Has A Volkswagen Beetle With 3 Million Miles On It

CHEYENNE, Wyoming - Rayleen Mayshaw, 61, purchased her green Volkswagen Beetle back in 1983, and 30 years later she is still driving it all over Cheyenne. Rayleen who works as a restaurant health inspector recently put the 3 millionth mile on her...

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Britney Spears Stuns Her Fans With Her Gay Comment

Funny story: Britney Spears Stuns Her Fans With Her Gay Comment

SAN FRANCISCO - Britney Spears performed before a sold out audience at The Veni, Vidi, Vici Coliseum. After her second and final encore she told the audience that she wanted to make a little comment. Ms. Spears cleared her throat as the thousa...

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John Boehner Calls In Exorcist

Washington-- Because of the efforts of his wife and House colleagues who carried out an intervention, Speaker of The House, John Boehner, who was the victim of demonic possession, has had the demon expelled. The rite of exorcism was presided over by...

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Chicago Bans Dart Boards In All Drinking Establishments

Funny story: Chicago Bans Dart Boards In All Drinking Establishments

CHICAGO - The Chicago City Council has just issued a city mandate that will prohibit all drinking establishments including bars, lounges, clubs, and cantinas within the city limits from having a dart board on the premises. The CCC took this measur...

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Jennifer Aniston Agrees To Pose Topless In a 2014 Calendar

BEVERLY HILLS - Jennifer Aniston has just announced that she has agreed to appear in a 2014 calendar in which she will be totally topless. The 44-year-old actress spoke with Tittle Tattle Tonight's Pico de Gallo at The Gunfight At The OK Corral St...

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Shocker: Miley Cyrus To Have Sex Change?

Funny story: Shocker: Miley Cyrus To Have Sex Change?

After going from a little girl on Disney for years, Miley Cyrus seems to be determined to continue to shock people in any way that she can. "You gotta admit she has some tough competition out there", says manager. "I mean, if you don't have a grea...

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Justin Bieber Will Be Arrested If He Ever Returns To Brazil

Funny story: Justin Bieber Will Be Arrested If He Ever Returns To Brazil

RIO DE JANEIRO, Brazil - The Canadian tough guy wannabe, Justin Bieber is at it once again. While visiting Brazil to perform some concerts he got carried away and tagged the walls of the hotel where he was staying as well as the wall of his expens...

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America's Top Drug Dog Retires

Funny story: America's Top Drug Dog Retires

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Sergeant Fido, who is considered to be the very best drug-sniffing dog in the history of the U.S. Customs K-9 Corps has just retired after spending 10 years in El Paso, Texas. Fido, was given a lavish retirement party by his han...

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Bloopers From The Hunger Games: Catching Fire

Funny story: Bloopers From The Hunger Games: Catching Fire

HOLLYWOOD - The Hunger Games: Catching Fire opened to a Friday box office take of $70.5 million which made it the biggest opening day grosser of all-time. One of the stars Jennifer Lawrence said that she was amazed at the impact that the film is h...

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Mexican homeless lose battle against wealthier homeless Mexicans.

Funny story: Mexican homeless lose battle against wealthier homeless Mexicans.

"The streets of Mexico are laced with the stench of corruption." One Homeless Mexican told reporters. "It's really hard being a real homeless Mexican. Because these guys are fakes! Busking for real money with their guitars, cleaning peoples ca...

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Governor Chris Christie Adopts A Special Dog

Funny story: Governor Chris Christie Adopts A Special Dog

TRENTON - Governor Chris Christie of New Jersey has stated that he will bet anyone who cares to make a bet that he will be the 2016 GOP presidential candidate. The rotund governor said that he will continue to lose weight until he looks a little l...

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A Missouri Chicken Farmer Has Trained His Chickens To Do An Amazing Feat

Funny story: A Missouri Chicken Farmer Has Trained His Chickens To Do An Amazing Feat

HANNIBAL, Missouri - Elmo Tuggletint, 53, has been raising egg-laying hens for over 30 years and in that time he has seen some very interesting things. He recalls back in October of 1994, seeing one of his prized chickens, Linda Lou, lay an amazin...

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Kristen Stewart To Star With Zac Efron and Cheryl Cole In The Smirking Countess

Funny story: Kristen Stewart To Star With Zac Efron and Cheryl Cole In The Smirking Countess

HOLLYWOOD - TouchRock Films in association with Lions Door Pictures has just announced that Kristen Stewart of The Twilight Saga series will be starring with Zac Efron and Cheryl Cole in Luigi Luigiani's epic film The Smirking Countess. Stewart wi...

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Monster Trucks, are 'not gay.'

Funny story: Monster Trucks, are 'not gay.'

LGBT officials interrupted during speech by, 'Monster trucks, are not gay.' "Apparently his name is Timmy Tucker. He's a Monster Truck driver. We weren't even on the subject of Monster Trucks!? We never even mention them..." 'We're not on the s...

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Marie Osmond Explains Her Rack Reduction

Funny story: Marie Osmond Explains Her Rack Reduction

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Marie Osmond was relaxing on the pristine beach down at Cabo San Lucas in a skimpy bikini bathing suit when some of the locals mistook her for Sofia Vergara. Marie, who is 54-years-old, was very flattered as she spoke to P...

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Ann Coulter's "Take Back The N-Word" Stirs Controversy

WASHINGTON DC - Political commentator, conservative author, and part-time Skeletor stunt double, Ann Coulter has once again found herself the center of an internet controversy. Ms. Coulter's new program "ADD THE R", focused on re-repurposing the word...

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Rev. Sharpdon Opposes The Use Of The Term 'Black Friday'

Funny story: Rev. Sharpdon Opposes The Use Of The Term 'Black Friday'

WASHINGTON DC - America is once again taking sides in the latest wave of the politically correct maelstrom. "I vehemently and catagorically oppose the use of the the word 'Black' in the term 'Black Friday' used to descibe a major shopping day,...

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China To Open Up A Rickshaw Factory In Detroit

Funny story: China To Open Up A Rickshaw Factory In Detroit

DETROIT - President Obama was in Detroit where he gladly announced that he has talked to representatives from the Republic of China about opening up a factory in Detroit. The president said that the factory will be housed in the old Oldsmobile Pla...

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Europe, Mexico, Middle Eastern Countries Joke About Those Americans!

Funny story: Europe, Mexico, Middle Eastern Countries Joke About Those Americans!

In the past many American comics have earned a good living talking about the weird acts and ways of people from other countries around the world. Do Scots wear anything under their kilts. 50 Mexicans in the back of a truck. 900 Indians on a train!...

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Arizona State Police Discover An Al Qaeda Hideout Near Yuma

Funny story: Arizona State Police Discover An Al Qaeda Hideout Near Yuma

YUMA, Arizona - In what many local citizens are calling an unbelievable story, Arizona State Police have found a 15 foot by 20 foot wooden building that housed at least a dozen Al Qaeda members. Sergeant Cameron Moneymix with the ASP stated to the...

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Split Beaver Full Moon plus imminent solar flip to wreak havoc on LA porn industry astrologers warn

Funny story: Split Beaver Full Moon plus imminent solar flip to wreak havoc on LA porn industry astrologers warn

Los Angeles, California - Sunday's 25'25" degrees Taurus fool moon first earned its Split Beaver moniker during the 1998 Clinton impeachment trial when astrologers upgraded the November aspect from its plain Beaver Full Moon status on account of moon...

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NASA Says That China Has Expressed An Interest In Buying The Land Rover Curiosity

Funny story: NASA Says That China Has Expressed An Interest In Buying The Land Rover Curiosity

HOUSTON - The government of China has acquired a lot of property in the United States and they have a strong desire to purchase a lot more. National Focus Magazine reported that (China) has expressed an interest in purchasing such well known Ameri...

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Cheech & Chong - The Original Pot Heads Are Back

Funny story: Cheech & Chong - The Original Pot Heads Are Back

HOLLYWOOD - Cheech Marin, 67, and Tommy Chong, 75, known as Cheech and Chong are reuniting for another marijuana movie 35 years after their first one Cheech and Chong: Up In Smoke came out in 1978. The title of their new film is Cheech and Chong:...

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Jack-In-The-Box Considering Dropping The Box

Funny story: Jack-In-The-Box Considering Dropping The Box

SAN DIEGO, California - The West Coast based fast food franchise Jack-In-The-Box is on the cusp of making one of the biggest changes in the chain's 62 year history. According to a corporate representative the company is currently planning on dropp...

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Kim Jong Un Claims The Moon For North Korea

Funny story: Kim Jong Un Claims The Moon For North Korea

PYONGYANG, North Korea - Kim Jong Un enjoys playing the bad guy and stirring up all kinds of trouble. He loves threatening to fire missiles at South Korea, Japan, China, Switzerland, and even Los Angeles. A close unnamed source who has known Ki...

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Apathetic Sex Offenders Gleeful at the Prospect of a New Challenge

Funny story: Apathetic Sex Offenders Gleeful at the Prospect of a New Challenge

Sex offenders who have lost their appetite for crime are to be given a new zeal for acts of a heinous nature thanks to some soon to be released products known as Anti Rape Underwear. AR Wear, the company behind the products, will see prototypes ro...

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New L Ron Hubbard temple gives credence to Clearwater Scientology revival

Funny story: New L Ron Hubbard temple gives credence to Clearwater Scientology revival

Clearwater, Florida - Looking more like a massive concrete aircraft hangar than a new age brainwashing machine the brutalist, $150 million erection has been greeted cautiously as a shot in the arm for the local economy by Clearwater mayor Bud Boodeek...

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Evolutionist claims Garden of Eden story is a Jewish cover-up 'about Eve first mating with a massive swine'

Funny story: Evolutionist claims Garden of Eden story is a Jewish cover-up 'about Eve first mating with a massive swine'

USA - A forensic geneticist at the University of Georgia who has published his findings into the animal roots of human DNA says there is strong evidence that a lot of people are descended directly from Old Testament pigs. "OK, guys, no names, no p...

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Pope enters reality TV biz, premiering "Fish on Friday"

Funny story: Pope enters reality TV biz, premiering "Fish on Friday"

The Vatican - Faced with rising legal costs and shrinking contributions, the Catholic Church is jumping into the lucrative reality TV segment with an unscripted show that features the Son of God. "Our initial offering will be a how-to reality-ba...

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Satellite Photos Clearly Show That Saturn Has Squirrels

Funny story: Satellite Photos Clearly Show That Saturn Has Squirrels

HOUSTON - NASA spokesperson Trent Timmelfarb has just made the scientific news media aware of a very interesting discovery. According to satellite photos that were taken this past week, the planet Saturn, which is the sixth planet from the sun, ha...

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'Osama Bin Laden 2.'

Funny story: 'Osama Bin Laden 2.'

A new more dangerous terrorists has emerged and he looks just like the old one. Claim CIA. 'It really is astonishing the resemblance...and him having the same name is an amazing coincidence.' said a CIA official. 'We really need to assure the...

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The Taliban Organization Is Moving Out of Pakistan And Into Vietnam

Funny story: The Taliban Organization Is Moving Out of Pakistan And Into Vietnam

KARACHI, Pakistan - Word coming out of the capital of Pakistan is that the Taliban is getting ready to make an Earth shattering move. A Pakistani official stated to Neville Twickenbuck with London's Tickety Boo News that Pakistan has received word...

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Nigella Lawson, star of The Taste cookery show, swears blind it was 'just baking powder'

Funny story: Nigella Lawson, star of The Taste cookery show, swears blind it was 'just baking powder'

New York, USA - "Uh, Cream of Tartar or bicarbonate of soda?" a former cookery show producer queried today as news broke that the Brit TV chef who famously wowed US cable audiences with her The Taste show alongside NY chef Anthony Bourdain may have b...

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Kristen Stewart In Trouble With L.A. Police Department

Funny story: Kristen Stewart In Trouble With L.A. Police Department

During the past several months Thieves have been robbing Kristen Stewart blind while she has been on the road and doing a lot of filming. She had placed call after call to the L. A. Police and no one was ever caught. In fact, she told a reporter t...

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US #1 In Spying, Cheating & Lying, Says UN Survey

Funny story: US #1 In Spying, Cheating & Lying, Says UN Survey

New York City - While the US leads the world in military might, espionage capabilities and police presence, it is falling behind in such basics as truth telling, promoting freedom and supporting human morality. So says a recent report by the In...

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The Outback Steakhouse Has Decided To Change Its Name

Funny story: The Outback Steakhouse Has Decided To Change Its Name

TAMPA, Florida - The executives of The Outback Steakhouse had their semi-annual meeting in Tampa and decided to make a big corporate change. Board of directors member Cassiopeia Snapstickler, 51, stated that four of the eight board members present...

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Argentina Wants To Buy The Northwest Territories From Canada

Funny story: Argentina Wants To Buy The Northwest Territories From Canada

BUENOS AIRES, Argentina - The South American country of Argentina has been wanting to purchase a northern country in order to take advantage of the Winter season. Juan Jose Cantador, a spokesman for the Argentine government stated that they have d...

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Russian President Vladimir Putin To Meet With North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un

Funny story: Russian President Vladimir Putin To Meet With North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un

MOSCOW - Russia's national news agency Vodkavich is reporting that President Vladimir Putin has requested to have a meeting with Kim Jong Un of North Korea. Vodkavich states that Putin is upset at the fact that Kim Jong Un continues to carry on ab...

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Auntie Jean Advises - Barry McCociner from Grinstead

Funny story: Auntie Jean Advises - Barry McCociner from Grinstead

Barry McCociner asks: Auntie Jean: I have recently discovered secret messages on Tomato Sauce bottle labels. These messages form part of a code which, when you take the 3rd letter of each word and assemble the whole string of letters and reverse them, reveal top secret instructions about preparing a landing site for the forthcoming invasion of earth by aliens from the planet Zod. I...

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Nina Dobrev and Her Ex-Boyfriend Ian Somerhalder Sell Their Texas Ranch To Taylor Swift

Funny story: Nina Dobrev and Her Ex-Boyfriend Ian Somerhalder Sell Their Texas Ranch To Taylor Swift

SAN ANTONIO - Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder purchased the 3,000 acre Blue Tattoo Ranch located outside of San Antonio in the summer of 2012. And now that the couple has ended their relationship they have decided to sell the sprawling ranch compl...

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Utah Is Considering A Ban On Bikini Thong Panties

Funny story: Utah Is Considering A Ban On Bikini Thong Panties

SALT LAKE CITY - After receiving numerous complaints from mall store owners and managers, the state of Utah will be looking into the prospect of banning bikini thong panties on females between the ages of 18 to 25. According to state Senator Buxto...

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Kim Jong Un Talks About The Purported Pornographic Sex Tape Video of Him and Miss Pyongyang

Funny story: Kim Jong Un Talks About The Purported Pornographic Sex Tape Video of Him and Miss Pyongyang

PYONGYANG, North Korea - Reports coming out of North Korea are that Kim Jong Un is fit to be tied and he will get to the bottom of the latest sex scandal. The Rice Paddy News Agency of North Korea reported that they received a video tape in the ma...

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Sarah Palin Eaten by Pro-choice Mama Grizzly While Hunting Caribou

Funny story: Sarah Palin Eaten by Pro-choice Mama Grizzly While Hunting Caribou

SOMEWHERE IN ALASKA-Sarah Palin, the one-time ex-governor of Alaska and John McCain's running mate in his 2008 presidential bid, was eaten by a grizzly bear Wednesday while hunting caribou with her hunting buddy Ted Cruz. Palin, who was about...

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Photographic Evidence Shows That The Moon Has A Huge Canyon That Resembles Arizona's Grand Canyon

Funny story: Photographic Evidence Shows That The Moon Has A Huge Canyon That Resembles Arizona's Grand Canyon

HOUSTON - Recent photos that were taken of the moon have turned up what scientists are calling an amazing discovery. NASA reports that the photos which were taken with the RM-8000 Alpha Camera, which is the most powerful camera in the entire world...

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Santa Claus & Reindeer All Died Last Year

Funny story: Santa Claus & Reindeer All Died Last Year

Although it was kept secret for almost a whole year, Santa Claus and all his reindeer plus three, some say as many as six elves died last year in a terrible accident. It was only when several spy agencies began comparing notes that they finally be...

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'Nude Redhead' by Dubya the artist to hang in DC Smithsonian

Funny story: 'Nude Redhead' by Dubya the artist to hang in DC Smithsonian

Washington DC - "He's already carved a name for himself as a painter of dogs," one of the curators at the Smithsonian commented this morning hinting at Dubya's portrait of Monica Lewinsky who the ex-President recently caught in oils on canvas. Now...

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I Was Taking Advantage of During Brain Surgery

Funny story: I Was Taking Advantage of During Brain Surgery

A patient at a Las Vegas Hospital is suing them for over a million dollars after she charged them with "taking advantage of her" while she was undergoing brain surgery. "They didn't know that I was awake during the whole time. All that stuff they...

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New Vegan Condom Available!

Funny story: New Vegan Condom Available!

A company in Roanoke, Virginia has announced that they have a new "Vegan" condom they call "The Banana Peel" that is the perfect answer for vegans who want to to go natural but don't feel comfortable about wearing a lambskin. "We think we have a b...

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Nadal succumbs to same bizarre ritual touching routine that signalled end of Andy Roddick's career

Funny story: Nadal succumbs to same bizarre ritual touching routine that signalled end of Andy Roddick's career

London, UK - Grand Slam legend has it that Roger Federer was always able to scent early victory over Andy Roddick by 'reading' the one-time US Open champ's weird on-court behavioral quirks of constantly tugging on his baseball cap, pulling up the sh...

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Apple to Launch Latest in Technology: "iStoned"

Apple corporation developers are said to have a new product bubbling in the background. Right now details are hazy but there are rumors that they will release a mini marijuana bong equipped with all of the features that are available on other produc...

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The Miami Dolphins Suspend Starting Guard Richie Incognito

Funny story: The Miami Dolphins Suspend Starting Guard Richie Incognito

MIAMI - A spokesperson for the Miami Dolphins has confirmed reports that Richie Incognito, a starting safety has been suspended by the team due to a lunchroom incident. According to an eyewitness, who did not want his name or his jersey number rev...

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National Security Agency to shift from spying to matchmaking

Funny story: National Security Agency to shift from spying to matchmaking

CLASSIFIED - The nation's premier intelligence organization is getting out of the espionage game to become the world's largest computer dating service, according to documents released today by super snitch Edward Snowden. At an undisclosed locati...

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Pamela Anderson To Appear In The Porn Film The Lewd Mood?

Funny story: Pamela Anderson To Appear In The Porn Film The Lewd Mood?

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Pamela Anderson has just said that she will soon start production on an X-rated motion picture. She noted that she will be starring opposite the King of Porn Ron Jeremy in the movie The Lewd Mood. Anderson, who is 46, told Vood...

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Holy cow! Texas Creationist nut teaching kids about 'Comet Bison'

Funny story: Holy cow! Texas Creationist nut teaching kids about 'Comet Bison'

Texarse - A Professor of Cosmology at the George W Bush First Creationist Academy of Crawford has warned students about the dangers of stargazing at incoming 'comet of the century' Comet Bison (sic) as it sashays into its Thanksgiving and Hanukkah ca...

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Jennifer Aniston's Friends Plead With Her To Dump Her Coattail-Riding Fiancé Justin Theroux

Funny story: Jennifer Aniston's Friends Plead With Her To Dump Her Coattail-Riding Fiancé Justin Theroux

BEL AIR, California - It is no secret that Jennifer Aniston has grow extremely impatient that her fiancé of one year, Justin Theroux keeps putting off their wedding plans. Aniston is 44, and she has pointed out on many occasions that her biologica...

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Miley Cyrus Denies The Lesbian Rumors

Funny story: Miley Cyrus Denies The Lesbian Rumors

AMSTERDAM - According to unnamed sources, Miley Cyrus, who will turn 21 on November 23, was seen at a dimly lit nightclub allegedly engaging in a bit of tonsil hockey with British model Cara Delavingne. The two young women were observed transferri...

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5 Million Tons of Rotting Rubbish Is Floating Towards California

Funny story: 5 Million Tons of Rotting Rubbish Is Floating Towards California

CATALINA ISLAND, California - The United States Coast Guard has just notified the governor of California that they have spotted a huge mound of rotting rubbish that is heading for the West Coast. Captain Jonas P. Plattski, 53, stated that he estim...

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Miranda Lambert Reveals The Secret To Her Astounding 31 Pound Weight Loss

Funny story: Miranda Lambert Reveals The Secret To Her Astounding 31 Pound Weight Loss

NASHVILLE - Miranda Lambert was so afraid of losing her husband Blake Shelton to some pretty young thing that she decided to go on a diet to get rid of that hefty look. Miranda who stands 5-foot-4-inches tall has been worried for months that Blake...

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Bruce Wills Forced Demi Moore To Finally Give Ashton Kutcher The Divorce

Funny story: Bruce Wills Forced Demi Moore To Finally Give Ashton Kutcher The Divorce

BEVERLY HILLS - After two years of refusing to give her boy-toy husband his divorce, the much older Demi Moore finally gave in and signed the divorce papers. But word out of LaLaLand is that there was a reason why the old cougar finally relented a...

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Auntie Jean Advises - Hugh Jarce from Liverpool

Funny story: Auntie Jean Advises - Hugh Jarce from Liverpool

Auntie Jean, I have a personal problem which I can hardly bring myself to mention. I'm afraid to admit that when short of money recently I did the unthinkable and went down to the Docks area to try to earn some money. I knew that the means of earning cash for services rendered was still available, and that my advancing years may work against my ambitions. So I made my way to the sperm donat...

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GOP: Replace the ACA with the Affordable Death Act, or Trumpcare

Funny story: GOP: Replace the ACA with the Affordable Death Act, or Trumpcare

Republicans, stung by criticism that they have no viable or compassionate plan to help the 20 million Americans now covered under Obamacare, today proposed replacing the Affordable Care Act with what they are calling the Affordable Death Act, or Trum...

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Global Warming: Gloom or Boom

Honolulu, Hawaii - Although many feel the now undeniable green house effect occurring at a global level spells doom for the future of humankind, there is a growing number of people whom welcome, even hope that the global warming process continues.

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Kim Kardashian Opens Up Kim's Succulent Donuts

Funny story: Kim Kardashian Opens Up Kim's Succulent Donuts

BEVERLY HILLS - This past May, Kim Kardashian sold her restaurant that was located in Marina Del Rey. She said at the time that she hated having to sell Kim's Kozy Kitchen but it just became much too overwhelming. The KKK was noted for its Diet...

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Donald Trump's Alleged Mistress Has Been Located

Funny story: Donald Trump's Alleged Mistress Has Been Located

NEW YORK CITY - An unnamed source is alleging that he has found a woman who is believed to possibly be the mistress of billionaire Donald Trump. According to Tapioca Swizzle with Tittle Tattle Tonight, the unnamed source is actually a private inve...

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Russell Brand Confesses He Misses Ex-Wife Katy Perry's Sexy Boobs

Funny story: Russell Brand Confesses He Misses Ex-Wife Katy Perry's Sexy Boobs

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Russell Brand is one indivudual who can sometimes be very hard to figure out. Many of his closest friends say that they have stopped trying years ago. He noted that the one time that he actually felt kind of grounded was when h...

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Due To The State Of Our Society, Thanksgiving Name To Be Changed To 'Selfish-Taking'.

Funny story: Due To The State Of Our Society, Thanksgiving Name To Be Changed To 'Selfish-Taking'.

Thanksgiving, once a proud cornerstone of our traditional American holidays with roots harkening back to our Pilgrim forefathers, is now comatose on the border of rigor mortis. At one time it was considered to be the most family oriented of celebrati...

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Pope-A-Dope Part 1: Pope Francis Deals It Up From The Bottom Of His Own Private What The Heck

Funny story: Pope-A-Dope Part 1: Pope Francis Deals It Up From The Bottom Of His Own Private What The Heck

VATICAN CITY - Pope Francis unleashed his how you like me now mission statement for his (so far anyway) perpetually perplexing papacy Tuesday. During which he attempted to explain - via a variety of highly suspicious words otherwise recklessly distr...

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Three Nuns Vow To Walk From Boston To Los Angeles To Prove That Nuns Are Not Lazy

Funny story: Three Nuns Vow To Walk From Boston To Los Angeles To Prove That Nuns Are Not Lazy

BOSTON - Three nuns from St. Lobster's Church in Boston have stated that they are fed up with non-Catholic individuals saying that nuns are basically lazy. Sister Marie Bingo told National Focus Magazine reporter Durango Tucker that when she was i...

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NASA Concerned As The Land Rover Curiosity's Low Oil Light Comes On

Funny story: NASA Concerned As The Land Rover Curiosity's Low Oil Light Comes On

HOUSTON - NASA scientists have expressed concern as they have received word from Mars that the land rover's low oil light has just come on. A spokesperson for NASA, Trent Timmelfarb, said that it has its top mechanic working on the problem and hop...

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LeAnn Rimes Depressed As She's Gone From Anorexic Annie To Plumpish Patty

Funny story: LeAnn Rimes Depressed As She's Gone From Anorexic Annie To Plumpish Patty

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Many of LeAnn Rimes family, friends, and fellow country music artists cannot believe how badly she has let her weight get out of hand. Rimes who stole Eddie Cibrian from his wife Brandi Glanville had gotten down to 64 pounds a co...

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The Truth About Married couples in Bed Fantasies

Funny story: The Truth About Married couples in Bed Fantasies

According to a just released report, men lie more about having an orgasm than women. In other words they fake it. Then, after a short while (no pun intended) they begin a "second" round of lovemaking. How about a third? "Yeah, on our honeymoon,...

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US military commander urges special biscuits and other measures to control lust in the troops

Funny story: US military commander urges special biscuits and other measures to control lust in the troops

An unspecified spokesperson has come forward to speak for the unspecified commander who told a military rape victim she was at fault for being attacked in 2012. According to this commander, she must assume complete responsibility, because she was...

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Family cover-up about Bobby's real Pa 'slowly gnawing away at Kerry Kennedy's brain'

Funny story: Family cover-up about Bobby's real Pa 'slowly gnawing away at Kerry Kennedy's brain'

New York - The Ambien aficionado has made a human frights career for herself championing the fabled Kennedy lineage like a real Opus Dei pro. But all that could change suddenly as a new book published next week about RFK finally laze bear the hid...

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Jennifer Lopez Hot! Hot! Hot!

Funny story: Jennifer Lopez Hot! Hot! Hot!

LOS ANGELES - Jennifer Lopez who is 44-years-old showed everyone in the audience at the 41st Annual American Music Awards that with her age is nothing but a number. J.Lo performed in an erotically sexy metallic bodysuit as she paid tribute to the...

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Adam Lambert Says He'll Pay For Alec Baldwin To Enter A Rehab Clinic To Cure His Homophobia

Funny story: Adam Lambert Says He'll Pay For Alec Baldwin To Enter A Rehab Clinic To Cure His Homophobia

NEW YORK CITY - Well Alec Baldwin has done it again and again and again. He has verbally attacked a member of the paparazzi using gay expletives and once again the actor has had to eat crow and issue an apology or as Vice-President Biden put it, "...

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Drinking semen proves to fight disease, but how much is "gay"

Funny story: Drinking semen proves to fight disease, but how much is "gay"

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - In a recent study conducted at the University of San Francisco, researchers have determined that the consumption of human semen fights off diseases ranging from the common cold to cancer. Ralph Patterson, a freshman at USF...

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Kim Jong Un Plans To Declare War On Bolivia

Funny story: Kim Jong Un Plans To Declare War On Bolivia

PYONGYANG, North Korea - The Rice Paddy News Agency of North Korea has just issued a statement from North Korean leader Kim Jong Un. It appears that Kim Jong Un has become angry at the fact that the South American government of Bolivia has decided...

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Doctor Phil's son in, 'metal band.'

Funny story: Doctor Phil's son in, 'metal band.'

Doctor Phil's son Jordan has joined a metal band with which he ridicules his father. It is apparent. 'My band Philophile's first album is about Doctor Phil in general,' says the "Doctor's" son, Jordan. 'Yea I tried growing my hair out long but th...

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Petrified Martian lizard spotted by NASA's Curiosity Rover

Funny story: Petrified Martian lizard spotted by NASA's Curiosity Rover

Space - "Who knows just how spooked that Martian iguana was?" was one International Space Station astronaut's comment today at NASA headlines back home about the discovery of a 'petrified reptile' in the red planet's Cydonia region. Images of the...

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'Cherchez La Femme' as Big Oil's big guns pulverize feckless NYc attorney Steven Donziger

Funny story: 'Cherchez La Femme' as Big Oil's big guns pulverize feckless NYc attorney Steven Donziger

New York - Is there some sort of ugly bitch redhead - a menopausal Anna Chapman-kinda ho, maybe? - lurking in the murky background of the New York lawyer sitting squirming in a Lower Manhattan courthouse dock charged with $19 billion of fraud and rac...

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