New Vegan Condom Available!

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Thursday, 14 November 2013

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A company in Roanoke, Virginia has announced that they have a new "Vegan" condom they call "The Banana Peel" that is the perfect answer for vegans who want to to go natural but don't feel comfortable about wearing a lambskin.

"We think we have a bestseller here", stated a spokesman from "Banana Skin Condoms". Not only does it appeal (no pun intended) to Vegans but telling others that you're big enough to use the new 'Banana Skin Condoms' which come (no pun intended) in Large, Extra Large and Doozie sizes says a lot for the wearer."

According to early reports, the new Banana Skins are flying off the shelves at pharmacies and WalMarts everywhere.

"Like their namesake, please dispose of these afterwards. You don't want to step on one of these", stated Spokesman Keller.

"The factory has just hired over 100 new employees so maybe this will help the economy also."

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