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Chicharito Says He'll Probably Give Up Soccer and Move To America If His Girlfriend Cheryl Cole Gets The X-Factor Job

Funny story: Chicharito Says He'll Probably Give Up Soccer and Move To America If His Girlfriend Cheryl Cole Gets The X-Factor Job

LOS ANGELES - Cheryl Cole has made it perfectly clear that her number one priority right now is to do whatever it takes to get that coveted judge's slot on Simon Cowell's X-Factor. Cheryl has said that she has never been happier than she is now th...

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The Women of Duck Dynasty To Appear In A Nude Calendar

Funny story: The Women of Duck Dynasty To Appear In A Nude Calendar

CHICAGO - Mrs. Phil Robertson AKA Miss Kay has just announced that Willie's wife Korie and Jase's wife Missy have agreed to appear in a 2014 calendar to be named The Women of Duck Dynasty. Kay said that Jeptha's wife Jessica, who is a model, will...

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LeBron James of The Miami Heat Responds To The Gay Rumors

Funny story: LeBron James of The Miami Heat Responds To The Gay Rumors

MIAMI - LeBron James was asked about the recent gay rumors that have just surfaced regarding him. He explained to Hercules Confetti with Sporting Chance Magazine that he and his fiancée were both shocked beyond belief when the rumor first surfaced...

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Taylor Swift Says She's Never Ever Gonna Stop Writing Songs About Her Ex-Boyfriends

Funny story: Taylor Swift Says She's Never Ever Gonna Stop Writing Songs About Her Ex-Boyfriends

BOISE, Idaho - Taylor Swift was a big hit with the concert goers at her latest performance which took place in The Mashed Potatoes Arena in Boise. The young 23-year-old country singer performed six encores and told the crowd that she thanked them...

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Pope Hated to Leave Behind His Red Shoes and Their Magical Powers

Funny story: Pope Hated to Leave Behind His Red Shoes and Their Magical Powers

According to our exclusive Vatican sources, the Pope had no problem at all leaving the Vatican and the Papacy. The real issue? Having to leave behind his red shoes. You see, those glorious red shoes had provided the Pontiff with special powers...

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Roman Abramovich 'too broke' to afford spectacular $143million Francis Bacon triptych

Funny story: Roman Abramovich 'too broke' to afford spectacular $143million Francis Bacon triptych

New York - Big Apple auctioneers were tutting with disbelief tonight at a Brit tabloid's best guess naming Russian mobster Roman Abramovich as the new owner of the $143million Francis Bacon triptych entitled 'Three Studies of Lucian Fraud'. The 19...

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The GOP to Split into Three

Funny story: The GOP to Split into Three

At a strategy meeting in Boston by the Republican National Committee last week, Reince Preibus, the RNC Chairman, announced that the GOP, in acknowledging the political reality facing the splintered party, will split into three. The Republican brand...

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Justin Bieber Promises Blake Griffin He'll Get Out of The Fast Lane

Funny story: Justin Bieber Promises Blake Griffin He'll Get Out of The Fast Lane

VENICE BEACH - Justin Bieber was recently seen shopping for a Blake Griffin, Los Angeles Clippers Jersey at Seashell Sal's Sporting Stuff Shop. Bieber has been a fan of the 6-foot-10-inch NBA player ever since he heard him mention on The View that...

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New Gun Control Ideas Are 'Run Up the Flagpole'

Funny story: New Gun Control Ideas Are 'Run Up the Flagpole'

Washington DC -- The presidential task force to control gun violence is floating several ideas through the national media to get public reaction before it releases its final report. Panel head Vice President Joe Biden put it this way: "Before we g...

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A List of Celebrities Who Have Already Broken Their 2013 New Year's Resolutions

Funny story: A List of Celebrities Who Have Already Broken Their 2013 New Year's Resolutions

Noted author Edgar Allan Poe once said that rules are made to be broken. And he should know since he had a history of breaking all kinds of rules, regulations, guidelines, and basic metaphorical musings. Poe, whose real name was Bernardo Chang Poetic, once told a reporter with the Milwaukee Morning Mentioner, that he loved the word photosynthesis, and he tried to incorporate it into everything...

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A Delaware Woman Arrested For Flying A Drone Over The White House

Funny story: A Delaware Woman Arrested For Flying A Drone Over The White House

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Kay Duffgrumble, 62, of Smyrna, Delaware went to Washington, D.C. to check out the various landmarks and she ended up in a heap of trouble as they say down in Mississippi. Mrs. Duffgrumble, who was divorced in March of this year...

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My Cellphone's Demand: "I Want a Selfie"

Funny story: My Cellphone's Demand: "I Want a Selfie"

Sam, my cellphone, hadn't been working well lately, and now I know why. Blurred photos and bad connections had become routine. I complained about this in a phone call to my friend the other day. A few minutes later, I got a text message FROM my cellphone. Yep, you read that right. All text messages go through the cellphone of course, but this one was FROM Sam, my cellphone. Here's what...

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Cheryl Cole Admits She Has A New Intimate Tattoo

Funny story: Cheryl Cole Admits She Has A New Intimate Tattoo

VENICE BEACH - Cheryl Cole plans to meet with Simon Cowell about possibly filling Britney Spears judges seat on X-Factor. The British singer had lunch with lookalike friend Selena Gomez at The Lips of The Dastardly Dragon Diner in Venice Beach.

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New York Bookstore Angers Christians By Placing Bible In Fiction Department

Funny story: New York Bookstore Angers Christians By Placing Bible In Fiction Department

A New York bookstore owner has angered customers by placing top selling book 'The Bible' in the fiction section of his store. Simon Hargreaves, 45, claims that the placement of the book in the fiction department was a mistake and has apologized to...

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Nebraska Groups Move To Ban Internet Porn

Funny story: Nebraska Groups Move To Ban Internet Porn

LINCOLN, Nebraska - There is presently a movement in the state of Nebraska to prevent the state's residents from viewing porn on the thousands and thousands of Internet porn sites. Several groups are advocating the banning of these vulgarian sites...

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A List of Some License Plate Slogans For 2013

Funny story: A List of Some License Plate Slogans For 2013

The United States Commission on State License Plate Slogan Approval has just announced a list of ten brand new automotive license plate slogans for 2013. Winnie Leona "Tags" Tagliobissi, the commission's executive director, informed the news media that, unlike previous years, none of the submitted slogans were rejected due to either vulgarity, racism, use of foreign words, or improper grammar.

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The List of 10 Rejected Country Music Band Names

Funny story: The List of 10 Rejected Country Music Band Names

Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine's Buck Yazoo stated that the world of country music has always been known for having colorfully traditional band names. He pointed out that some of these band names include Rascal Flatts, The Pirates of The Mississippi, Asleep At The Wheel, The Pistol Annies, and the legendary iconic band Bob Wills & The Texas Playboys. Buck said that back when he was attending Sol...

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"You Talk Too Much," Babies Tell Parents

Funny story: "You Talk Too Much," Babies Tell Parents

The trouble began when a scientific study was released suggesting that it's very educational for babies to have their parents talk to them a lot. Too many parents have taken the advice to heart, constantly yakking away at their babies and giving...

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Alexander Graham Bell Recording Shocks at the Smithsonian

Funny story: Alexander Graham Bell Recording Shocks at the Smithsonian

Researchers at the Smithsonian Institute revealed a startling find this week. After a long struggle, they had finally cracked the code and now had the ability to access an 1885 message left on a wax disc by Alexander Graham Bell, inventor of the tele...

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Twitter Birdies Channel Elvis As They Twerk Instead of Tweet

Funny story: Twitter Birdies Channel Elvis As They Twerk Instead of Tweet

Having problems lately with timely delivery of your tweets? You're not alone. Gail Farrelly, a science & technology reporter at TheSpoof.com, has found out that the Twitter birdies, wanting to thumb their beaks at management for labor compl...

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A 7-Foot-10-Inch Tall High School Sophomore Scores 193 Points In a Basketball Game

Funny story: A 7-Foot-10-Inch Tall High School Sophomore Scores 193 Points In a Basketball Game

CHEYENNE, Wyoming - The Johnny Appleseed Fighting Applepickers defeated their crosstown district rivals The Mary Todd Lincoln High School Vultures by a score of 203-47. The halftime score in Cheyenne's Buffalo Stampede Arena was Appleseed 181 - Li...

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Busted! Twitter Birdies Accused of Insider Trading

Funny story: Busted! Twitter Birdies Accused of Insider Trading

Three twitter birdies are accused of making a bundle by breaking the law. As Twitter plans its first public offering of stock, the three birds are accused of tweeting inside financial information to a few traders willing to pay for it. Law enfo...

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Bone Idol Garbage Collectors Chastised By Senior

Funny story: Bone Idol Garbage Collectors Chastised By Senior

Frank Walker is furious. He claims he is "sick to death" of lazy garbage collectors who pick up his trash from the residential care home where he has resided for the last 5 years. So furious is Frank that he has organized a protest of what he call...

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Chicharito Says Cheryl Cole Has The Sexiest Body He Has Ever Seen

Funny story: Chicharito Says Cheryl Cole Has The Sexiest Body He Has Ever Seen

LOS ANGELES - Chicharito, who is a native of Mexico, was in L.A. visiting his girlfriend Cheryl Cole. Cole was meeting with the entertainment mogul Simon Cowell about the possibility of her taking the place of Britney Spears at the X-Factor judges...

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Jane Austen Visits Bookstore in NYC's Grand Central Terminal

Funny story: Jane Austen Visits Bookstore in NYC's Grand Central Terminal

Furious upon learning that her likeness would appear on 10-pound Bank of England notes, Ms. Austen determined she would take action to express her displeasure. "Kinda cheap," Jane reportedly complained, spreading the word that she had expected...

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A Six-Year-Old Georgia Girl Predicts The Winners of NBA Basketball Games 99% of The Time

Funny story: A Six-Year-Old Georgia Girl Predicts The Winners of NBA Basketball Games 99% of The Time

SAVANNAH, Georgia - Little six-year-old Savannah Stubenberger, who was named after her grandmother Savannah Bacardi, has become one of the town of Savannah's most famous residents. Little Savannah, who attends Mrs. Robert E. Lee Elementary School,...

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McDonald's to Offer a "Loaves and Fishes" Special

Funny story: McDonald's to Offer a "Loaves and Fishes" Special

McDonald's executives went into action as soon they read the story (see it here) on the announcement by archaeologists that they may have found in Israel the original site of the "loaves and fishes" miracle. (You'll recall the Bible story that thous...

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Colorado Opens Up Hundreds of Pot Parks

Funny story: Colorado Opens Up Hundreds of Pot Parks

DENVER - A new meaning has just been given to the old John Denver song "Rocky Mountain High." Since the state's voters voted to make marijuana legal, literally tens of thousands of young people have moved to The Rocky Mountain State from such plac...

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Riots Hit Paris as France Bans English Pop Music

Funny story: Riots Hit Paris as France Bans English Pop Music

In recent years it seems that the august body l'Académie française which regulates the French language by approving new words and grammar is there just to prevent the French populace from communicating with the rest of the world, which speaks English...

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Mona Lisa Begs: Let Go, Lego

Funny story: Mona Lisa Begs: Let Go, Lego

At a packed press conference in NYC's Grand Central Station last night, Mona Lisa (yep, the one who's the subject of Leonardo da Vinci's famous 1503 painting) told the world of her outrage to find out that someone had made a Lego likeness of her famo...

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Iowa May Legalize Marijuana

Funny story: Iowa May Legalize Marijuana

DES MOINES - The state of Iowa is seriously considering the legalization of marijuana, or pot as Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus, and Willie Nelson refer to it. A state senator who did not want his name revealed for safety reasons stated that it is no...

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Jay Leno Addresses The Divorce Rumors

Funny story: Jay Leno Addresses The Divorce Rumors

BURBANK - Jay Leno has not exactly been himself lately. And who can blame him since he knows that he is being unceremoniously dumped by the suits at the Peacock Network. Leno has become very good at hiding his true feelings, but his hair stylist F...

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A Minnesota Man Invents A Helicopter That Runs On A Mixture Of Tap Water And Dandelion Weeds

Funny story: A Minnesota Man Invents A Helicopter That Runs On A Mixture Of Tap Water And Dandelion Weeds

DULUTH, Minnesota - Ezra P. Crackerbee, 73, has always liked to tinker around his garage in Duluth. One day last week as he was putting away some gardening tools he noticed that one of the hoes had some shreds of dandelion weed on the blade. A...

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PETA Furious About Iran Launching A Monkey Into Outer Space

Funny story: PETA Furious About Iran Launching A Monkey Into Outer Space

NORFOLK, Virginia - There are an awful lot of unhappy folks at the organization known as PETA, which stands for People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. The group's Executive Director Mimosa Ledbetter sent an email to the Iranian Assistant Def...

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Red Panda Explains Timeout from the National Zoo

Funny story: Red Panda Explains Timeout from the National Zoo

On Monday morning when Rusty, the red panda (he looks sort of like a raccoon) was reported missing, many assumed that he was displeased with his accommodations at the National Zoo in Wash., DC. Not so. To counteract the incorrect assumption, once Rusty was returned to the zoo later in the day, he contacted a reporter at TheSpoof.com, Gail Farrelly (she's an expert in panda parlance), to...

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Santa's Workshop to Be a Public Corporation; Elves Furious

Funny story: Santa's Workshop to Be a Public Corporation; Elves Furious

Everybody's doin' it. Going public, that is. It's the rage these days. So Santa Claus figured: why not? Within the next two weeks, there'll be an IPO (initial public offering) of stock in Santa's workshop. Santa's elves are furious. They...

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O.J. Simpson To Be Released From Prison

Funny story: O.J. Simpson To Be Released From Prison

LAS VEGAS - Many people were shocked to learn that O.J. Simpson, who was sentenced to serve 33 years in prison, could be released by Labor Day. A spokesperson for Nevada's Lovelock Correctional Center stated that Simpson, who has ballooned up to 3...

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Porpoise Switches His Tracking Device to Randy Researcher

Funny story: Porpoise Switches His Tracking Device to Randy Researcher

After caring for an ailing porpoise for six months, researchers in Long Island recently released Noodle (yep, that's his name) back to the ocean, but not before they tagged him with a tracking device so that they can follow him and report his whereab...

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Mice Furious about Forced Participation in Hair Growth Study

Funny story: Mice Furious about Forced Participation in Hair Growth Study

When Gail Farrelly, Science & Technology reporter at The Spoof.com, read a Bloomberg.com article, "Mouse Study May Target Hair Growth Method for Baldness," she knew she had found the subjects for her next in-depth profile. The first sentence...

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Kim Jong Un Fires Off 3 Missiles - All 3 Land In A North Korean Rice Paddy

Funny story: Kim Jong Un Fires Off 3 Missiles - All 3 Land In A North Korean Rice Paddy

PYONGYANG, North Korea - North Korean leader Kim Jong Un AKA Butterball Boy, arrogant as ever has announced that he launched three missiles from a launching pad in Pyongyang. Chung Duck Ho, the spokesman for North Korea's Rice Paddy Whack National...

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Talking Robot Launched Into Space Yaks Up A Storm

Funny story: Talking Robot Launched Into Space Yaks Up A Storm

In theory it sounded great. Build a talking robot (name = Kirobo) to keep a Japanese astronaut company on the International Space Station. Read about it here on BBC News . But onlookers aren't sure things will work out as planned. The problem? K...

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A List of 10 Really Weird Things

Funny story: A List of 10 Really Weird Things

Zydeco Dupree is a stand up comedian and free-lance reporter with The iRumors News Agency. His sister Voodoo Dupree is a senior writer for Glamboyant Magazine who has interviewed such well known celebrities as Britney Spears, Michelle Obama, Simon Cowell, Ke$ha, and Honey Boo Boo. Zydeco, who was born and raised in Louisiana, is a fan of all kinds of trivia and has just published his third b...

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Twitter Birdies Hate Working for a Public Company

Funny story: Twitter Birdies Hate Working for a Public Company

Lots of folks are ecstatic that Twitter is now a publicly traded company. But not the Twitter birdies! Word is that they were much happier when the company was a private one, filled with relaxed-looking workers in jeans and T shirts. Now, for...

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Can Wearing Feathers Help to Attract the Opposite Sex?

Funny story: Can Wearing Feathers Help to Attract the Opposite Sex?

Hey, it worked for burlesque queens. Even more surprising, though, apparently it also worked for dinosaurs, according to recent scientific research. And as soon as these findings regarding dinosaurs were released, there were lots of interesti...

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Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder Deny The Baby Rumors

Funny story: Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder Deny The Baby Rumors

BEVERLY HILLS - The stars of The Vampire Diaries, Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder, were recently spotted in the trendy Rodeo Drive baby store Baby Rattles, Playpens, & Stuff giving way to speculation that Dobrev is with child. The supermarket...

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A List of 10 Trivia Facts From Walt Disney's Blockbuster "Frozen"

Funny story: A List of 10 Trivia Facts From Walt Disney's Blockbuster "Frozen"

HOLLYWOOD - The Disney animated musical Frozen is giving Hunger Games a run for its money. Frozen took in an amazing $90 million in just the first five days it was out. It has already become the #1 movie in Pocatello, Idaho; Apalachicola, Florida; Kalamazoo, Michigan; Lafayette, Louisiana; and Sheboyan, Wisconsin. Reports coming out of Europe are that Barcelona, Spain has had over $200,00...

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NASA Sued by Bachelor Rat on Mars

Funny story: NASA Sued by Bachelor Rat on Mars

As soon as the news surfaced that a rat (of the rodent, not human, variety) had been photographed on Mars, Science and Technology reporter Gail Farrelly at The Spoof.com knew she had to be the first to interview him. "Thank goodness for Skype," Farr...

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Entire Minor League Baseball Team Suspended!

Funny story: Entire Minor League Baseball Team Suspended!

DULUTH, Minnesota - The commissioner of Minor League Baseball, Montague Bottlebiffer has just issued a three-game suspension for the entire Duluth Doodlebugs baseball team. Commissioner Bottlebiffer stated that it was brought to his attention that...

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Syria cheating with steroids, say UN inspectors

Funny story: Syria cheating with steroids, say UN inspectors

Damascus -- The chemical warfare situation in Syria took an unexpected turn yesterday, when a team of UN inspectors discovered that the war-torn nation is using steroids and other Performance Enhancing Drugs (PEDs) to fortify its army. "Clearly,...

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Astronomers Say Orion's Belt On Last Hole--Obesity Epidemic Blamed

Orion's Belt, part of the constellation Orion, has expanded to the point that it's down to its final belt hole, a renowned scientist said today. Dr. Huang O'Flaherty, addressing the International Astronomical Union, told attendees, "Good morning...

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Britain's Double Decker Buses To Be Replaced

Funny story: Britain's Double Decker Buses To Be Replaced

LONDON - Britain's Bus Bureau, known as the BBB, has just announced that it is in the process of starting to eliminate all double decker buses. Reginald F. Quibbenshire, a spokesperson for BBB stated that since the numbers of people riding public...

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Taylor Swift Wins 8 Billboard Music Awards

Funny story: Taylor Swift Wins 8 Billboard Music Awards

LAS VEGAS - Millions of viewers watched as Taylor Swift cleaned up at the Billboard Music Awards at the MGM Grand Garden Arena in Sin City, USA. Taylor won a total of 8 awards including Top Female Artist, Top Country Artist, Top Country Album, Top...

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Obama Administration to Establish New Department of Truth

Funny story: Obama Administration to Establish New Department of Truth

In view of the recent scandals and persistent questions from the press and Republicans demanding that the White House explain variations in its responses on a host of so-called scandals - from Benghazi to the wiretapping of Associated Press reporters...

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Americant Airlines doesn't want you in the cabin

Funny story: Americant Airlines doesn't want you in the cabin

Spokesman Ann T. Sociale of Americant Airlines revealed a new price structure for domestic flights. The move is thought by staff here to be in response to a recent policy shift by another well known airline favoring passengers that do not bring bags...

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Two North Korean Pole Dancers Admit They Were Planning on Kidnapping Kim Jong Un

Funny story: Two North Korean Pole Dancers Admit They Were Planning on Kidnapping Kim Jong Un

NEW YORK CITY - The American Spotlight News Agency is reporting that a plot to kidnap North Korean leader Kim Jong Un has been foiled. The New York City based news agency stated that one of its North Korean correspondents identified as Foo "Timmy"...

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Madonna Cannot Stand Nicki Minaj and Says She Belongs In The Circus

Funny story: Madonna Cannot Stand Nicki Minaj and Says She Belongs In The Circus

BROOKLYN - Madonna was leaving The Salvatore Goombalini General Hospital after having had an ingrown hair removed from her upper lip. As she walked out the front door she was asked by Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk what she thought abo...

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American Idol's Mariah Carey Blames Nicki Minaj For The Lip Syncing Rumor

Funny story: American Idol's Mariah Carey Blames Nicki Minaj For The Lip Syncing Rumor

HOLLYWOOD - It is no secret that there is no love lost between American Idol female judges Mariah "The Diva" Carey and Nicki "The Circus Clown" Minaj. But Carey is fuming at the charges by some American Idol viewers who have tweeted that she was l...

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Fart Farm advocate accused of fudging data---threatens Fart Wars

The Raleigh News & Observer clamed in a front page editorial this morning that Senator T. J. McCorkle of Louisburg had "fudged the data" in claiming that his proposed Fart Farms could solve the state's energy problems. "This is not the first time...

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Mossad joins Indian NCIS probe into Mumbai submarine blast

Funny story: Mossad joins Indian NCIS probe into Mumbai submarine blast

Mumbai - Banned on Vladimir Putin's orders from meddling - uh...contributing! - in an investigation into the sudden, unexplained destruction of Russia's flagship submarine the Kursk in August 2000 Mossad's forensic naval intelligence team has arrived...

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A 16-Year-Old Shreveport, Louisiana High School Pitcher's Fastball Is Clocked at 109 MPH!

Funny story: A 16-Year-Old Shreveport, Louisiana High School Pitcher's Fastball Is Clocked at 109 MPH!

SHREVEPORT, Louisiana - A student at Stonewall Jackson High School in Shreveport is getting some nationwide notoriety. Corey Buttonbox, a 16-year-old sophomore who plays for the Stonewall Jackson Gators, has had his fastball repeatedly clocked at...

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Justin Bieber Explains The Pot Photo: I Was Just Holding It For A Friend

Funny story: Justin Bieber Explains The Pot Photo: I Was Just Holding It For A Friend

HOLLYWOOD - Many of Tinsel Town's entertaiment publications and news agencies are beginning to refer to Justin Bieber as the Male Version of Lindsay Lohan. The 18-year-old Canadian singer has apparently decided that he would much rather travel in...

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Prince Philip Cracks Filipino Nurse Joke - Makes Her Cry

Funny story: Prince Philip Cracks Filipino Nurse Joke - Makes Her Cry

Britain's Duke of Edinburgh asked a Filipino nurse "What do you call a Filipino nurse walking a dog? A vegetarian!" resulting in the woman breaking down in tears. He made the remark during a visit to Luton and Dunstable Hospital, near London, wh...

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Blobfish Elated to Win "Ugliest" Competition

Funny story: Blobfish Elated to Win "Ugliest" Competition

The results are in. According to an article on the BBC website, the blobfish has earned the unofficial title of "world's ugliest animal." Read the article and see a photo (but not on a full stomach) here. Others have chosen to interview Miss Ame...

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Benghazi - Space Aliens Admit Dropping Obama Brain

Funny story: Benghazi - Space Aliens Admit Dropping Obama Brain

WASHINGTON, DC - On the afternoon of September 11, 2012, the White House began pre-party warmups, unaware of an impending attack in Benghazi, Libya. Young staffers, election strategists, and political aides walked through the halls, pointing at each...

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Atos canonised by the Catholic Church

Funny story: Atos canonised by the Catholic Church

Atos, the French company that has been charged by the Department for Work And Pensions to determine the disability payments for the people of the UK will be canonised by the Catholic church after a criticism from leader of the opposition, Ed Milliban...

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Dwight Howard Said He May Leave The Lakers And Sign With The Cleveland Cavaliers

Funny story: Dwight Howard Said He May Leave The Lakers And Sign With The Cleveland Cavaliers

LOS ANGELES - Dwight Howard spoke with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily and said that he has dribbled his last ball as a Los Angeles Laker. Howard told Rufus Reno with SBID that he just cannot take another year of playing for the Laker Day Care Cent...

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Ruling Authority announces first congressional draft

In its first pick in the new congressional draft, the Ruling Authority selected Arnold Sayers of New Ipswitch, Maine. The thirty-eight year old plumber was dragged kicking and screaming from his home to replace Senator Jeff Sessions of Alabama, also...

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Low Approval Numbers Force the Tea Party to Change Its Brand

Funny story: Low Approval Numbers Force the Tea Party to Change Its Brand

Washington, DC - Registering approval ratings as low as 22% in recent polls, the United States Tea Party would rather fright than quit. The reactionary wing of the GOP is changing its name from the Tea Party to the Costume Party. "Voters love us,...

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School District Hires Porn Stars to Teach Sex Ed Classes

(Corry, PA) - In what will be known as one of the most progressive decisions in academic history, the members of the Corry Area School District of Erie County Pennsylvania have voted to allow porn stars, Raven Gavina and Brock Lancer, to join their f...

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Saddam Hussain Ghost Ride the top attraction in Zimbabwe's forthcoming 'Disneyland in Africa'

Funny story: Saddam Hussain Ghost Ride the top attraction in Zimbabwe's forthcoming 'Disneyland in Africa'

Africa - A hologram of Saddam plunging headlong over Victoria Falls inside a barrel of sweet light crude is one of President Robert Mugabe's personal favorites to top the bill in Zimbabwe's forthcoming US$300m theme park. The project sees hundreds...

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Remains of Dolomites Mastiff discovered in 'Mona Lisa' tomb

Funny story: Remains of Dolomites Mastiff discovered in 'Mona Lisa' tomb

Florence, Italy - "Whoever this woman was she was a dog alright," pit digger Guido Mortadella at the Martyr's Crypt at the Church of Santissima Annunziata told reporters today as news of the forensic breakthrough went viral. Weeks of painstaking e...

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Boehner Steps Down as House Majority Leader; Appoints Wife's Toy Poodle in His Stead

Funny story: Boehner Steps Down as House Majority Leader; Appoints Wife's Toy Poodle in His Stead

WASHINGTON, D.C.--After tweeting, "Fuck it! My wife's toy poodle could get more done with these guys than I can!", the besieged Speaker of the House stepped down on Friday to allow his wife's toy poodle, Knuckles, to take over as Majority Leader.

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Miley Cyrus Buys The Biggest Bong In Existence

Funny story: Miley Cyrus Buys The Biggest Bong In Existence

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - According to iRumors, Miley Cyrus is one of the biggest drug memorabilia collectors on the entire Left Coast. A close friend of Miley's said that she has a roach clip collection that rivals even the extensive collection of 80-yea...

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New York Mets put the entire team on the Disabled List

Funny story: New York Mets put the entire team on the Disabled List

Flushing, New York -- With their superstar pitcher going down with a serious elbow ailment, the New York Mets have placed every one of its players on the 365 day Disabled List, essentially shutting down the team until further notice. General mana...

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A-Rod's Agent, PR Firm Suggest Pretending He's Gay-Rod As Next Career Move

Funny story: A-Rod's Agent, PR Firm Suggest Pretending He's Gay-Rod As Next Career Move

Worried about their client's future marketability, Alex Rodridguez's agent and public relations firm are telling the baseball star to pretend he's gay and come out to the sports world. Future endorsement deals with gay cruise lines, Antique World Ma...

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Man In Des Moines Wants To Marry Goat

The issue of gay marriage is a very hot topic right now with two, and only two, sides to the argument. One side says homosexuals should be allowed to marry, while the other side says it's repulsive and will lead to people marrying animals just becaus...

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Colorado Bear Gripes About Bad Experience in Local Bar

Funny story: Colorado Bear Gripes About Bad Experience in Local Bar

When the bear visited the bar in question (see "Bear Walks Into A Bar: 300-Pound Colorado Black Bear Eludes Patrons" in the International Business Times), he didn't receive much of a welcome. In fact, there was no welcome at all! In an exclusiv...

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Utah Says Anyone Caught Exhibiting A Tramp Stamp Will Be Fined

Funny story: Utah Says Anyone Caught Exhibiting A Tramp Stamp Will Be Fined

SALT LAKE CITY, Utah - Sixty-two percent of the citizens of Utah are Mormons. According to a recent survey taken by The Giddy Up Public Opinion Poll Company, 61.9 percent of those individuals are extremely dedicated to their religion. Mormons...

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Edward Snowden Verifies That He Is Dating Vladimir Putin's Niece

Funny story: Edward Snowden Verifies That He Is Dating Vladimir Putin's Niece

NEW YORK CITY - American NSA whistleblower and now resident of Russia, Edward Snowden stated to Russia's national news agency, Vodkavich that he is thrilled with having been granted asylum in Russia. He also added that he loves his new job as dire...

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The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Are Told By Owner Jerry Jones That They Better Watch Their Figures

Funny story: The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Are Told By Owner Jerry Jones That They Better Watch Their Figures

DALLAS - The man who owns the Dallas Cowboys has informed the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders that he will not put up with any muffin tops, untoned thighs, or non-nubile breasts. Jones met with all of the cheerleaders in the conference room of an Ench...

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Andy Dick Infatuated With Katy Perry's Boobs

Funny story: Andy Dick Infatuated With Katy Perry's Boobs

LA BREA - One of Hollywood's newest and most unlikeliest couples Katy Perry and Andy Dick were spotted having dinner at the world famous La Brea Tar Pits Diner. Fellow patrons reported that Perry was wearing a blouse that was so low cut that both...

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US spy industry disguises intelligence with stupidity

Funny story: US spy industry disguises intelligence with stupidity

Washington, DC -- From dropping the ball on 9/11 to identifying non-existent weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, America's intelligence industry seems forever to be on the losing side. The most recent publicly documented failure: allowing a freel...

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Lindsay Lohan's Rehab Clinic Escape Plot Exposed!

Funny story: Lindsay Lohan's Rehab Clinic Escape Plot Exposed!

LOS ANGELES - The Los Angeles Police Department is reporting that Henry & Betty Ford Rehab Clinic patient #73013 was making plans to escape from the rehab facility. Officer W.K. Ruskinriggins with the LAPD said that he was called to the rehab...

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NASA's Robotic Explorer LADEE Is Not a Happy Camper

Funny story: NASA's Robotic Explorer LADEE Is Not a Happy Camper

You might think he'd be over the moon about heading to the moon (read about the mission here). He's not. He likes the publicity. But he hates his name. Gail Farrelly, a Science & Technology reporter at TheSpoof.com, spoke to LADEE befor...

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Oh! Calcutta

Farce, by definition, is a standard theatrical comedy. Sadly enough, some criminal agents, for more than three decades, have devised a sickening strain of farce which boggles the mind. This 21st century strain combines the rough boisterous comedy with human suffering in a disgusting manner. In farce, everything is exaggerated, including the plot which twists a lot, thus sending the spectators'...

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Irate Gorilla Evicted from Dallas Zoo: First Interview

Funny story: Irate Gorilla Evicted from Dallas Zoo: First Interview

In case you keep in touch with the 23-year-old gorilla, Patrick, formerly of the Dallas Zoo, be advised that you should record a change of address. He's moving to South Carolina. Gail Farrelly, a Science & Technology reporter at TheSpoof.co...

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Carmen Electra Reveals Why She Broke Up With Simon Cowell

Funny story: Carmen Electra Reveals Why She Broke Up With Simon Cowell

EL SEGUNDO, California - Carmen Electra had just finished her dinner at The Fiery Tongue of The Dragon Diner when she was approached by Vodka Vermicelli with iRumors. Miss Electra was asked about the situation that her ex-boyfriend Simon Cowell no...

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Kansas Tiger Found in Circus Restroom: First Interview

Funny story: Kansas Tiger Found in Circus Restroom: First Interview

A Spoof reporter skilled in tiger talk dug up the story behind the story. The tiger has no idea why everyone was so excited. "Good grief, I just went in to take care of business; isn't that what everyone goes to the restroom for?" the tiger...

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Khloe Kardashian Says Kanye West Has Insulted The Kardashian Family

Funny story: Khloe Kardashian Says Kanye West Has Insulted The Kardashian Family

LOS ANGELES - One thing that can be said about the Kardashian (Klan) is that they are not the least bit shy about speaking up about anything and everything. Khloe recently appeared on The Viagra View and she told co-hosts Larry King and Regis Phil...

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Jobless rat hits another record

An unemployed rat has again caused damage in BBC Radio Gateshead's studio. DJ Ike Anspinnem was getting ready to play an old record by the BoomTown Rats when the jobless rat leapt on to the turn-table and hit the record with its front paws and hea...

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Vatican: New Communion Wafers To Contain 3 More Grams Of Whole Grain

Funny story: Vatican: New Communion Wafers To Contain 3 More Grams Of Whole Grain

VATICAN CITY-Catholics around the world will enjoy more whole grain in their communion wafers come this fall. Today the Vatican announced that they've re-formulated their recipe for their Eucharistic hosts to include a whopping 3 more grams of whole...

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U.S. Border Patrol Agents Discover An Amazing Tunnel That Leads From Mexico To Nevada

Funny story: U.S. Border Patrol Agents Discover An Amazing Tunnel That Leads From Mexico To Nevada

NOGALES, Arizona - The United States Border Patrol has just discovered what they are calling the longest and most elaborate tunnel in the history of U.S. - Mexico tunnels. Border Patrol spokesperson Grady G. Strongmarble, 43, informed the news med...

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President Obama Confesses That His Favorite Reality TV Show Is The Real Housewives of Intercourse, Pennsylvania

Funny story: President Obama Confesses That His Favorite Reality TV Show Is The Real Housewives of Intercourse, Pennsylvania

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama recently invited a group of television writers and reporters to the White House to talk about the state of modern day television shows and programming. The president expressed to them that he would like to see a...

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Unassuming Man Insults Iranian On Train

Funny story: Unassuming Man Insults Iranian On Train

An Iranian man visiting The Big Apple is set to sue the New York Subway system after claiming he was insulted by a multitude of passengers making his journey on the underground transit system "unbearable'. He is seeking $5,000,000 in damages. Ta...

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Moon Signs Up for Cosmetic Makeover

Funny story: Moon Signs Up for Cosmetic Makeover

It happened when the moon read the following (in an article, NASA's GRAIL Mission helps Scientists Figure Out Moon's Rough and Stony Look, at the FrenchTribune.com): "Scientists have now understood the reasons behind the moon's rough and stony look.

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Ku Klux Klan Changes Mind About Ted Nugent

Funny story: Ku Klux Klan Changes Mind About Ted Nugent

Waco Texas - The Grand Dragon of the local branch of the Ku Klux Klan announced at a press conference today that they have reluctantly decided not to offer an honorary membership to Ted Nugent. "Ted certainly has the right mindset to be one of...

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Chelsea Handler Comments That She Is Tougher Than Justin Bieber

Funny story: Chelsea Handler Comments That She Is Tougher Than Justin Bieber

NEW YORK CITY - Chelsea Handler flew to the Big Apple to visit an old high school friend who lives in Manhattan. As the two walked in Central Park, Chelsea was approached by a reporter with Celebrity Globe Magazine. The reporter Pia Confetti as...

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LAPD teletype gets message from Australia

LAPD Communications Division workers in the Teletype department today got a shock when an unused teletype started printing 'WRU' - the code for 'Who and Where are you?' They traced the line back to Queensland, Australia, but not before the teletyp...

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Tom Cruise and Heidi Montag's Romantic Rendezvous In Redondo Beach

Funny story: Tom Cruise and Heidi Montag's Romantic Rendezvous In Redondo Beach

REDONDO BEACH - Tom Cruise recently stated that at times he really misses his ex-wife Katie Holmes. The Mission Impossible star told Bedroom Pillow Talk that if there was any chance at all of him getting back together with Katie he would jump at i...

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Pentagon rubbishes reports that 5-star NATO general is slumming it in grace 'n' favor White House mansion

Funny story: Pentagon rubbishes reports that 5-star NATO general is slumming it in grace 'n' favor White House mansion

Washington AC/DC - "Uh, this sort of thing just doesn't go on in the United States," a Pentagon internal affairs spokesperson said this weekend as news of security raids across the Capital broke. First up a 6am sweep of the Presidential potting sh...

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