Kim Jong Un Threatens To Launch A Missile At Switzerland

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 18 November 2013

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Dr. Phil has said that North Korean leader Kim Jong Un is a real work of art.

PYONGYANG, North Korea - There is nothing that North Korean leader Kim Jong Un enjoys more than being a bully.

The Asian Pillsbury Doughboy, as Vice-President Joe Biden refers to him has threatened to fire missiles at about half a dozen countries including the United States.

After Lindsay Lohan refused to take up his offer and visit his presidential palace Kim Jong Un angrily said that he is considering firing a missile at Hollywood.

In his latest outburst he told a reporter with The Rice Paddy National News Agency that he is seriously contemplating launching a missile at Switzerland.

When asked why he would fire a missile at the most docile nation on Earth, Kim Jong Un giggled and said "For the simple reason that Switzerland is a neutral country."

SIDENOTE: Dr. Phil was asked about Kim Jong Un's reasoning and he simply replied that you have to consider the source and in this case the source is on the coo coo.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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