Apple to Launch Latest in Technology: "iStoned"

Written by Tony Bagodonutz

Thursday, 7 November 2013

Apple corporation developers are said to have a new product bubbling in the background. Right now details are hazy but there are rumors that they will release a mini marijuana bong equipped with all of the features that are available on other products like iTouch, iphone, idog, etc. The product will roll out some time in 2014 as "iStoned".

Business analysts are, of course, expecting big sales on the product in Washington, Colorado, and possibly, soon to be Maine. The company is hopeful that this niche market will grow.

Head shops nationwide are gearing up all over the nation in anticipation.

Head shop owner Bob Yerhead, owner of "The Grass Is Greener On All Sides", states, "An iStoned? iPad? Whaaaaa? Yeah, man, Yeah. Sounds Grrreeeat. . . wait, what were we talking about?"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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