Written by Tony Bagodonutz

Thursday, 7 November 2013

A few company's have teamed up to participate in a collaborative advertising campaign. An advertising "Cage Match" billed ADV ANNHILATION SHOWDOWN will take place this spring.

Some of the "fighters" will include:

THE KOOL AID MAN - Slight advantage in size, but a little slow, and of course, there's that "glass jaw."

TONY THE TIGER - Predicted by several of the experts to be the winner, although he is getting up there in age.

MR. CLEAN - He'll be there to guarantee it's a clean fight.

AUNT JEMIMA - She's tired of being pigeonholed into the same roles. She's gonna come out swinging!

Some more obscure blasts from the past that may appear from the woodwork, according to rumors . . .

SPUDS MACKENZIE - (Of Budweiser fame) Coolest dog of all time.

THE NOID - (Of 80's Domino's Pizza Fame) Still a spaz.

ZOMBIE "WHERE'S THE BEEF?!" LADY - Persistent even A.D.

More names, it is said will be added at a later date, so be prepared! It is going to be a showdown!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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