The life of a travelling salesman, or other similar jobs

Funny story: The life of a travelling salesman, or other similar jobs

Have you ever wondered about life doing a job which you are currently not doing? Well today we explore such a farfetched possibility and investigate the life of a travelling salesman. If you already are a travelling salesman then please do not read any further. We are looking for the truth only. Also if you are not a man then please put those scowls away and rest assured that we are thinking of yo...

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Fatal Duel at Los Angeles McDonald's

Was it road rage or poor engineering that lead to the death of Emilio Rodriguez in the drive-thru of a Los Angeles McDonald's this morning? The local resident, who friends say frequented the world's most popular fast food restaurant, was shot and kil...

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North Korea Sue Over US TV Show

Funny story: North Korea Sue Over US TV Show

In a surprise move, North Korean President Kim Jong Un has launched a daring $2 billion lawsuit against programme makers of the hit TV show 'Total Wipeout USA.' North Korean spokesperson Wun Mad-Fool said "North Korean television paid several mill...

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Pervert Walks Away With Only A Fine?!

Funny story: Pervert Walks Away With Only A Fine?!

A Judge in Wyoming has ruled that a man whom police say, began picking up young girls and flashing them for the past ten years has the right to have a DNA testing. Although police say they are absolutely sure they have the right guy because they h...

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Charles talks more eco-garbage to deflect attention away from his Jimmy Savile paternity

Funny story: Charles talks more eco-garbage to deflect attention away from his Jimmy Savile paternity

Galápagos Islands, nr. Ecuador - The Pretender to the Throne has gone totally overboard spouting his latest daft global warming bollocks amid official government requests for a sample of DNA to refute persistent rumors about his paternity. The son...

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Wendi Deng cops $250million divorce settlement from Rupert Murdoch

Funny story: Wendi Deng cops $250million divorce settlement from Rupert Murdoch

New York (Ass Mess) - Fourteen years of connubial bliss ended 'amicably' in a New York divorce court today as Wendi Deng's lawyers managed to persuade ageing octogenarian media tycoon Rupert Murdoch to hand over $250million - split 50/50 between cash...

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"I only wanted to pet him George" Zimmerman arrested again!

George Zimmerman was arrested again this week for assault with a deadly weapon and once again vowed his innocence. "All I was doing was standing my ground," stated Zimmerman, "doin nothing except breaking a few tables, practicing my choking and...

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Slavery 2: New & Improved And Not So Suddenly Available To All Those Now In Our Nearest Available Unaffordable Out Of Workplace

Funny story: Slavery 2: New & Improved And Not So Suddenly Available To All Those Now In Our Nearest Available Unaffordable Out Of Workplace

Paramus, NJ - In an apparent attempt to better position themselves for a successful run through both the 2014, and, later on, 2016 elections, certain powers that be within the outside looking in Republican Party - along with, of course, any and all h...

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Barack Obama's real birth Pa named as JFK's Dallas assassin

Funny story: Barack Obama's real birth Pa named as JFK's Dallas assassin

Washington A/D [Reuterus] - A secret pact between the faux royal Queen Elizabeth and George Bush Senior has kept President John F Kennedy's real assassin snug-as-a-bug-in-a-rug for the last 50 years according to confidential documents decrypted by Wi...

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Long Island tycoon scorns Qatari shaikha's $1billion offer for world's newest, biggest super yacht code-named Project Azzam

Funny story: Long Island tycoon scorns Qatari shaikha's $1billion offer for world's newest, biggest super yacht code-named Project Azzam

East Hampton, Long Island - "Do I really look like I need a billion dollar bail out?" the reclusive owner of the world's most awesome ocean-going yacht chuckled this morning amid reports that a Qatari shaikha - believed to be the CEO of the Qatar Mau...

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Utah Is Considering A Ban On Bikini Thong Panties

Funny story: Utah Is Considering A Ban On Bikini Thong Panties

SALT LAKE CITY - After receiving numerous complaints from mall store owners and managers, the state of Utah will be looking into the prospect of banning bikini thong panties on females between the ages of 18 to 25. According to state Senator Buxto...

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President Obama Explains Why He Plans To Levy A 25¢ Tax On A Loaf of Bread

Funny story: President Obama Explains Why He Plans To Levy A 25¢ Tax On A Loaf of Bread

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama recently met with three of his top advisors including civilian advisor Oprah Winfrey. The group discussed ways of trying to repay China some of the $17 trillion that she has lent to the United States. One unna...

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Crack-Smoking Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Asked To Please Move Out of Canada

Funny story: Crack-Smoking Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Asked To Please Move Out of Canada

NEW YORK CITY - American Spotlight Magazine is reporting that Tornoto Mayor Rob Ford says he cannot believe all of the BS that he is being put through simply because he told the truth. The rather plumpish mayor admitted to crack-smoking, binge dri...

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AMC: Another "Breaking Bad" Spinoff Concept in the Works

Insiders have come across leaked information from AMC, the producer of the recently ended and very popular "Breaking Bad" series. A spinoff series will follow Brad White, nephew of the protagonist/antagonist in the original series. In the new...

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The New England Patriots Handed Their 3rd Loss of The Season

Funny story: The New England Patriots Handed Their 3rd Loss of The Season

CHARLOTTE, North Carolina - The Carolina Panthers proved to be not so gracious hosts to the thrill and excitement of the home town fans as they beat The New England Patriots 24-20. A visibly shook up Patriots quarterback Tom Brady could be seen hu...

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Kim Jong Un, Ann Coulter, and Scientology Head David Miscaviage Form Axis of Evil

Funny story: Kim Jong Un, Ann Coulter, and Scientology Head David Miscaviage Form Axis of Evil

Ottawa, Ontario, Canada-The Chief Computer Hacker and Head of Intelligence for Canada, Dudley Trudeau, announced today that he had intercepted details of a secret meeting between North Korean and Scientology dictators Kim Jong Un and David Miscaviage...

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Governor Chris Christie Adopts A Special Dog

Funny story: Governor Chris Christie Adopts A Special Dog

TRENTON - Governor Chris Christie of New Jersey has stated that he will bet anyone who cares to make a bet that he will be the 2016 GOP presidential candidate. The rotund governor said that he will continue to lose weight until he looks a little l...

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The Seattle Seahawks Have The Best Record In The NFL (10-1)

Funny story: The Seattle Seahawks Have The Best Record In The NFL (10-1)

SEATTLE - There is much joy in the nation's Northwest as the Seahawks from Seattle have improved their record to 10-1 after soundly defeating the Minnesota Vikings 41-20. CenturyLink Field was the scene of much jubilation and high fiving as the Se...

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Roseanne Barr Talks About Her Butt

Funny story: Roseanne Barr Talks About Her Butt

BEVERLY HILLS - Roseanne Barr traveled from her home in Hawaii to Beverly Hills to consult with noted plastic surgeon Guggenheim F. Figfaust. Barr, who is 61, recently saw some photos that had been taken of her from the back while she was wearing...

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The Kansas City Chiefs Lose Their First Game of The Season

Funny story: The Kansas City Chiefs Lose Their First Game of The Season

KANSAS CITY - After starting off with a fabulous 9-0 record the Kansas City Chiefs have fallen to 9-1 as they were beaten by the Denver Broncos 27-13. One of the Chiefs players said that the reason they lost was because of the Denver altitude whic...

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"I See Dead People!" Causes NRA Fuhrer Wayne LaPierre To Build His Own Winchester House.

Funny story: "I See Dead People!" Causes NRA Fuhrer Wayne LaPierre To Build His Own Winchester House.

Wayne LaPierre, chief face for the National Rifle Association, has been secretly burdened by the fear of having helped to suppress laws that would have controlled the guns that have been ravaging American society. Knowing that he was instrumental in...

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Kristen Stewart In Trouble With L.A. Police Department

Funny story: Kristen Stewart In Trouble With L.A. Police Department

During the past several months Thieves have been robbing Kristen Stewart blind while she has been on the road and doing a lot of filming. She had placed call after call to the L. A. Police and no one was ever caught. In fact, she told a reporter t...

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