Signs That ABC Weatherman Sam Champion Has Gone Crazy
1. Married guy in Brazil when he could have chosen from 200,000 in New York City. 2 From Kentucky. 50/50 chance to go nuts if you're from Kentucky. (See Miley Cyrus & Dad)) 3. Ned Beatty, also from Kentucky, taught him to squeal like a pig. 4. Showed part of the Gulf of Mexico on his chest during Day's Weather Report. 5. Liberace Tattoo 6. "Balls out guest Whoopi Goldberg for l...
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The British 'Angry' Over Who Invented Monocles.
It all started with an episode of Top Gear. James May's exact words were: "Hang on who invented Monocles?" There was a sort of empty silence after that. 'The question came out of no where. It was completely off subject. It throw us all of gu...
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Big Rat Reported in Texas Causing Panic!
Middleton, Texas: Officers in West Texas who answered calls about a huge rat chasing people around the neighborhood at night are out watching to see if it shows up again. "I don't care how big the rat is, this old shotgun will blow that sucker aw...
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Britney Spears Stuns Her Fans With Her Gay Comment
SAN FRANCISCO - Britney Spears performed before a sold out audience at The Veni, Vidi, Vici Coliseum. After her second and final encore she told the audience that she wanted to make a little comment. Ms. Spears cleared her throat as the thousa...
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China To Overtake U.S. Economy By 2016?
The Organisation for Economic Cooperation and Development in Paris stated in a revised report published this week that China was on course to surpass the U.S. economy in only three more years. "China hasn't improved on their products but since jun...
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President Admits He Screwed Up On Insurance
Finally bowing to pressure from his own Political Party, President Barack Obama on Thursday announced changes to his health care law to give insurance companies the option to "keep offering consumers plans that would otherwise be canceled or...I can'...
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New Vegan Condom Available!
A company in Roanoke, Virginia has announced that they have a new "Vegan" condom they call "The Banana Peel" that is the perfect answer for vegans who want to to go natural but don't feel comfortable about wearing a lambskin. "We think we have a b...
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Honey Boo Boo Reveals Who She Least Admires
HOLLYWOOD - Alana Thompson, better known as Honey Boo Boo, was in Tinsel Town for an appearance on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. Leno asked her if she had found a boyfriend yet. The little Southern beauty pageant queen giggled and said that she...
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The 15 Worst Comedy Movies Ever
Following is a list of movies that tried hard to follow in the footsteps of the ones that made it. However, they were complete flops! Sorry if you paid good money to see any of them. 1. Vacation 5: The Griswolds Visit Charles Manson 2. Pootsie 3. Ace Ventura: Golf With Ken Verturi 4. The Nutty Actuary 5. The 40-Year Old Vegan 6. What's Up There, Doc? 7. Austin Power Com...
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Lindsay Lohan Addresses The Surgery Rumors
VENICE BEACH, California - Lindsay Lohan has said that she has learned her lesson and she vows to turn her life around. The 27-year-old actress recently spoke with Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillow Talk and said that being in rehab was the best...
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Hercule Poirot Star Dead
There was a great outpouring of grief in Belgium this morning when it was announced that David Suchet, the actor who brought to life the fictional detective created by Agatha Christie, Hercule Poirot, would play the part no more due to complications...
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Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Illegally Reproducing Keys To The City
(TORONTO,ON) Admitted crack user and illicit drug purchaser, Mayor Rob Ford of Toronto, has been found illegally reproducing the Keys to the City and selling them on Ebay to fund his drug use. In a tumultuous city council meeting which saw him wr...
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Lady Gaga goes to war against Los Zetas
The singer Lady Gaga has announced that she is at war with Los Zetas, the drug cartel in Mexico. She went to fight in the front lines of the border battle against the most dangerous drug gang in the world. It's being reported that Lady Gaga used...
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The Lady Gaga - Perez Hilton Feud Has Caught Fire
HOLLYWOOD - Celebrity blogger Perez Hilton loves to take shots at celebrities but the sidesaddle-riding tenderfoot has shown many times that he can dish it out but he can't take it. He has degraded, demeaned, and insulted many Tinsel Towners over...
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Wendy's Could Become Windy's
DUBLIN, Ohio - Wendy's is an international fast food chain that mainly sells hamburgers. It was founded in 1969, and currently has 6,650 restaurants world-wide. The executives of the hamburger giant have expressed a desire to rename the company. T...
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Kate Gosselin Makes A Shocking Statement
READING, Pennsylvania - Kate Gosselin, the former star of Jon and Kate Plus 8 and then Kate Plus 8 appeared on The View and literally shocked Barbara Walters and the other hosts with an off-the-cuff comment. Kate, who is divorced from ex-husband J...
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Kim Jong Un Claims The Moon For North Korea
PYONGYANG, North Korea - Kim Jong Un enjoys playing the bad guy and stirring up all kinds of trouble. He loves threatening to fire missiles at South Korea, Japan, China, Switzerland, and even Los Angeles. A close unnamed source who has known Ki...
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Chaz Bono Angrily Tells His 67-Year-Old Mom (Cher) To Act Her Age
HOLLYWOOD - Chaz Bono is extremely upset at his mom, musical icon Cher Bono saying he is tired of her butting into his personal business. Chaz, who used to be Chastity, remarked to Fajita San Guacamole with Hollywood Innuendo that his mom does not...
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American Soldiers in Afghanistan liken tour to a Tom Cruise filming gig
KABUL - Many American solidiers currently on a one-year tour in Afghanistan find that their time spent away from family and other loved ones is most comparable a drawn-out movie shoot of an actor of such caliber as Tom Cruise. "Risking our lives d...
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