Pamela Anderson Confesses That Her New Pixie Haircut Has Made Her Feel Sexier

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 24 November 2013


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Pam says that now that she has had her long blonde locks cut she feels much sexier.

LOS ANGELES - Pamela Anderson is credited with taking a regular bikini swimsuit and transforming it into an erotic accessory to her sensuous body.

The former Bay Watch beauty recently said that there were days on the show when she would wear her swimsuit for up to 12 hours.

She giggled as she said that she had never had her picture taken by the members of the cast, crew, and onlookers more than she did the six years she appeared on the show.

Pam was a member of the cast from 1992 to 1997, and her bikini posters became big sellers.

Her Pamela Anderson Bobblehead Doll had record sales and became the number one selling bobblehead doll in Denmark, Portugal, Argentina, and Dutch West Wakaboonka.

Anderson said that during the height of the shows popularity she was receiving as many as 600 marriage proposals on a weekly basis.

She recently had her long blonde mane cut by the world renown Hair Stylist To The Stars FuFi Fondue.

Pam said that her new pixie haircut has made her feel much sexier than she has felt in a long time.

When asked what she attributes that fact to, she just got a puzzled look on her face and said that maybe the focus has now gone south to her maracas (boobs).

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