Britney Spears Stuns Her Fans With Her Gay Comment

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 14 November 2013

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Britney said she has been wanting to tell everyone she's against gay marriages since 2003.

SAN FRANCISCO - Britney Spears performed before a sold out audience at The Veni, Vidi, Vici Coliseum.

After her second and final encore she told the audience that she wanted to make a little comment.

Ms. Spears cleared her throat as the thousands of concert goers waited in anticipation of her remark.

The "Oops!...I Did It Again" girl nervously said that she cannot keep quiet anymore. She paused and then said that she wants everyone to know that she is against gay marriage.

Suddenly a chorus of loud boos echoed throughout the coliseum. The boos grew louder as Britney tried to explain.

After waiting for 9 minutes for the boos to die down, she said that she is just being honest and she does not want anyone to think bad about her just because she does not think that gays and lesbianites should marry like normal people (her words).

She then said that she was rasied a Baptist and pointed out that there are no gay or lesbian Baptists anywhere in the United States including Arizona, Alaska, and Wisconsin.

The boo birds went back to booing and some now started throwing cotton candy, lollipops, and bananas at her.

Spears was quickly whisked away to her backstage dressing room by several rather gay looking security guards.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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