Justin Bieber Will Be Arrested If He Ever Returns To Brazil

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Wednesday, 6 November 2013

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The can of spray that Justin allegedly used when he tagged his hotel room.

RIO DE JANEIRO, Brazil - The Canadian tough guy wannabe, Justin Bieber is at it once again.

While visiting Brazil to perform some concerts he got carried away and tagged the walls of the hotel where he was staying as well as the wall of his expensive suite.

Video clearly showed Bieber with his pants down around his upper thighs bent over with a can of blue spray paint tagging the hotel wall with the initials ISLSG.

When asked what those initials stood over a teary-eyed Biebs replied that the letters stood for I Still Love Selena Gomez.

The graffiti in his hotel room was a little more explicit as an inside hotel source stated that the immature singer actually spray painted a nude picture of his ex-girlfriend.

One band member who saw it said that while the face was a good likeness the body was not noting that Gomez is not in the same category - breast wise as Sofia Vergara.

Meanwhile Brazilian police were not amused and they have stated that if Mr. Bieber ever dares to set foot in Brazil again he will be immediately taken into custody, given a trial, and placed in prison for 10 months.

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