Kim Kardashian Opens Up Kim's Succulent Donuts

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 9 November 2013

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A photo of The David Crosby Pink Glazed Sprinkles Donuts which will be sold at Kim's new donut shop.

BEVERLY HILLS - This past May, Kim Kardashian sold her restaurant that was located in Marina Del Rey.

She said at the time that she hated having to sell Kim's Kozy Kitchen but it just became much too overwhelming.

The KKK was noted for its Diet Low-Cal Rodeo Drive Hot Dogs.

But now two months later she's told Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight that she has just opened up a new establishment in Beverly Hills.

Kim said that the new restaurant is named Kim's Succulent Donuts, a name she said that was suggested by her baby-daddy and soon to be husband, Kanye West.

The Kardashian Klan member told de Gallo that unlike other donut shops in the greater Los Angeles area, her's will feature 823 different varieties of donuts from 27 different countries.

She remarked that her shop will be a type of United Nations of Donuts.

Kim giggled when she told de Gallo that her friend Kirstie Alley had called her up and asked if she could be her very first customer.

Alley was told that Wynonna Judd had already beat her to the punch but that she could be the shop's second customer.

SIDENOTE: Kim beamed with pride as she said that President Obama called her up and told her that he would like for her to send him 46 dozen of her American Super Glazed Donuts for a dinner party he is having in honor of George Clooney in a couple of weeks.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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