Kirstie Alley and Wynonna Judd Want To Buy Pizza Hut

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 12 November 2013

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Kirstie and Wynonna have both stated that pizza is their number one favorite food. (Photo courtesy of John Goodman).

LOS ANGELES - Noted California attorney Ginger Allred has been hired by Kirstie Alley and Wynonna Judd.

The two celebrities have expressed a desire to purchase the national pizza chain Pizza Hut.

Ms. Allred has said that she is presently in the process of working on an offer that she feels will be more than satisfactory to the owners and board of directors of the national food franchise.

Kirstie appeared on The Viagra View and told Regis Philbin that she has dreamed about owning a restaurant ever since she appeared on Dancing With The Stars.

She giggled as she said that during rehearsals her and her partner Maksim Chmerkovskiy would have two pizzas delivered everyday at noon.

Wynonna said that she first fell in love with pizza at her second birthday party. She laughed as she said that she and her sister Ashley actually ended up fighting each other for the last piece.

SIDENOTE: Miss Allred has expressed the hope that Ms. Alley and Ms. Judd will be the owners of Pizza Hut before Christmas.

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