Letters to Santa: A Proposal from the Queen of Twerk

Funny story: Letters to Santa: A Proposal from the Queen of Twerk

Dear Santa Well, I've been a bad, bad girl. ;) I'm sure you already knew that though. This year has been fantastically crazy for me. I did my twerk thing at the VMA's. I smoked Kush on stage in Europe. I swung on a wrecking ball stark naked in a video. I posed nearly nude for photo op after photo op. Oh, it has been a thrill. I know I disappointed a few people, but what do they...

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'Osama Bin Laden 2.'

Funny story: 'Osama Bin Laden 2.'

A new more dangerous terrorists has emerged and he looks just like the old one. Claim CIA. 'It really is astonishing the resemblance...and him having the same name is an amazing coincidence.' said a CIA official. 'We really need to assure the...

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Doctor Phil's son in, 'metal band.'

Funny story: Doctor Phil's son in, 'metal band.'

Doctor Phil's son Jordan has joined a metal band with which he ridicules his father. It is apparent. 'My band Philophile's first album is about Doctor Phil in general,' says the "Doctor's" son, Jordan. 'Yea I tried growing my hair out long but th...

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Jennifer Aniston Agrees To Pose Topless In a 2014 Calendar

BEVERLY HILLS - Jennifer Aniston has just announced that she has agreed to appear in a 2014 calendar in which she will be totally topless. The 44-year-old actress spoke with Tittle Tattle Tonight's Pico de Gallo at The Gunfight At The OK Corral St...

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Holy cow! Texas Creationist nut teaching kids about 'Comet Bison'

Funny story: Holy cow! Texas Creationist nut teaching kids about 'Comet Bison'

Texarse - A Professor of Cosmology at the George W Bush First Creationist Academy of Crawford has warned students about the dangers of stargazing at incoming 'comet of the century' Comet Bison (sic) as it sashays into its Thanksgiving and Hanukkah ca...

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Beyonce banned from Hanging Gardens of Babylon, Great Wall of China AND Greek Parthenon following Egyptian Great Pyramid debacle

Funny story: Beyonce banned from Hanging Gardens of Babylon, Great Wall of China AND Greek Parthenon following Egyptian Great Pyramid debacle

New York - "Yeah, we'll, she probably thinks Iraq's Hanging Gardens of Babylon were Saddam's private execution compound, anyway," a Cairo spokesperson said today following reports that Beyoncé Knowles has been banned from several Wonders of the World...

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Charles Manson, The Most Evil Person In The U.S. Is Getting Married

Funny story: Charles Manson, The Most Evil Person In The U.S. Is Getting Married

CORCORAN, California - Charles Manson, who masterminded the so called Helter Skelter killings of 1969, has been incarcerated at Corcoran State Prison for 44 years. An inside source (no pun intended) stated that in those 44 years, Charlie, as the d...

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US military commander urges special biscuits and other measures to control lust in the troops

Funny story: US military commander urges special biscuits and other measures to control lust in the troops

An unspecified spokesperson has come forward to speak for the unspecified commander who told a military rape victim she was at fault for being attacked in 2012. According to this commander, she must assume complete responsibility, because she was...

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Tourism increases in Gateshead

The new tourist information centre in Gateshead has recorded another visit this week. "We only opened this new tourism centre in the Town Hall three months ago," said Cawlin Anavaluck, Gateshead's councillor for tourism. "And already we've had two...

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Gay Men 'Saving Themselves' For Marriage - On The Rise

San Francisco, Ca - A new study shows more gay men are waiting to 'tie the knot' before they 'thread the needle'. Researchers at The Assbury Institute have determined that the 'risqué', 'wanton' behavior towards sex many heterosexuals believe to be...

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Personhood USA Wants to Charge Mother Nature with Crimes Against Humanity

Funny story: Personhood USA Wants to Charge Mother Nature with Crimes Against Humanity

ARVADA, CO-Personhood USA, the lobbying group that believes the rights of a five-day old blastocyst trump those of the mother carrying it, is calling for charging Mother Nature with crimes against humanity for the spontaneous abortions of millions of...

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Stock Market Soars due to Pandemic Writer's Block

Aliso Viejo, CA - (MarketCrotch) - Eyedrop manufacturer Allcon Inc. shares rocketed into a massive thrusting fiscal explosion in after-hours trading action Thursday night, while Bayer & Lubriderm shares surged to hard-to-believe levels, gaining...

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Al Qaeda Operatives Captured In Kentucky

Funny story: Al Qaeda Operatives Captured In Kentucky

PADUCAH, Kentucky - Law enforcement officials in Kentucky have stated that they have captured two Al Qaeda operatives. A representative with the Kentucky State Police informed the news media that officers had apprehended known Al Qaeda members Wal...

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Satellite Photos Clearly Show That Saturn Has Squirrels

Funny story: Satellite Photos Clearly Show That Saturn Has Squirrels

HOUSTON - NASA spokesperson Trent Timmelfarb has just made the scientific news media aware of a very interesting discovery. According to satellite photos that were taken this past week, the planet Saturn, which is the sixth planet from the sun, ha...

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The Outback Steakhouse Has Decided To Change Its Name

Funny story: The Outback Steakhouse Has Decided To Change Its Name

TAMPA, Florida - The executives of The Outback Steakhouse had their semi-annual meeting in Tampa and decided to make a big corporate change. Board of directors member Cassiopeia Snapstickler, 51, stated that four of the eight board members present...

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Secret Agent, 'won't remove tea towel.'

Funny story: Secret Agent, 'won't remove tea towel.'

A secret agent has been caught spying within the NSA, but won't remove his tea towel. Claim experts. 'We're going to have to interrogate him. I mean we were going to anyway...but yea.' A Military official. 'At this stage we're pretty sure th...

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Bachelor Show Defends Next Season's Choice

WIth the decline of in popularity of the show "The Bachelor", the show's producers were struggling to selection a man for next season. They proudly announced their choice on Thursday. The show decided to explain the choice before announcing him. T...

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Helter Skeltered For Your Inspection: Charles Manson And His Bride To Be Or Not To Be, That Surely Must Be The Question, Right? (Maybe, but in the meantime, don't call me, Shirley!)

Funny story: Helter Skeltered For Your Inspection: Charles Manson And His Bride To Be Or Not To Be, That Surely Must Be The Question, Right? (Maybe, but in the meantime, don't call me, Shirley!)

San Francisco - Oh happy day! Charles Manson is at long last maybe, just maybe, getting married. Or, so claims one of the convicted murderers most loyally-driven delusional fans. "Yep, it's true," said Star, the blank and distant fiancée in...

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