Study:Public school teachers lack the creativity needed to teach creativity.
Washington, D.C. - Critics of America's public schools have long complained that there has been too much of an emphasis placed on the memorization and recalling of facts and very little attention given to promoting and teaching creativity to studen...
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The Truth About Married couples in Bed Fantasies
According to a just released report, men lie more about having an orgasm than women. In other words they fake it. Then, after a short while (no pun intended) they begin a "second" round of lovemaking. How about a third? "Yeah, on our honeymoon,...
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Detroit's Toe Tag Gang Declares Bankruptcy
It's not often that you hear of a Gang declaring bankruptcy but the once extremely vicious Toe Tag Gang of Detroit has filed today. "We used to control the funeral homes and Crematoriums all over the city", says ex-gang member Joe Mackerel. But t...
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NYC Firemen Rescue Man Whose Penis Gets Stuck In Toaster
"This happened to a guy in London, England recently and was reported in all the newspapers so I guess this idiot thought it must be some wonderful thing and he winds up needing help also", says Fire Chief Nick Shaft. Shaft was talking about the re...
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The Gnome of Brixton Strikes - Again!
A minor figure on the political scene has made a major impact of late. Known by his fiends as the Gnome of Brixton, former Prime Minister John Major never went to Public School, like another Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher. These two unlikely Tor...
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Netanyahu in sheep's clothing meets Rouhani in wolf's clothing with Secretary Kerry descending
Intelligence sources have just revealed an upcoming meeting of Prime Minister Netanyahu of Israel and President Rouhani of Iran at an undisclosed location somewhere in the deserts of the middle east. This top secret meeting will also be attended b...
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Moon Signs Up for Cosmetic Makeover
It happened when the moon read the following (in an article, NASA's GRAIL Mission helps Scientists Figure Out Moon's Rough and Stony Look, at the FrenchTribune.com): "Scientists have now understood the reasons behind the moon's rough and stony look.
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NASA Is Recalling The Mars Land Rover Curiosity Because of Faulty Windshield Wipers
HOUSTON - NASA has just received a certified letter from The Rampart Vehicles Corporation, the company that built the Mars Land Rover Curiosity. According to NASA spokesperson Trent Timmelfarb, Rampart Vehicles is recalling the land rover Curiosit...
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The Jacksonville Jaguars Defeat The Tennessee Titans To Finally Get Their First Victory of The Season
NASHVILLE - Many devoted Jacksonville Jaguars fans were beginning to wonder if their beloved team was going to end the season at 0-16. Well the answer to that question is no. The Jaguars after losing 8 straight games are now 1-8 after they defeate...
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Dolly Parton To Record A Hip Hop Rap Album With The Fa Shizzle Ma Nizzle Chumpz
NASHVILLE - Dolly Parton has been performing ever since she was in her teens and now at the age of 67, she shows no signs of hanging up her microphone or even slowing down. Dolly recently performed a three hour concert at The Crop Rotation Convent...
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The Denver Broncos Go To 8-1 As They Beat The San Diego Chargers
SAN DIEGO - Several Denver Broncos players say that they hate playing in California because of the possibility of earthquakes. But the San Diego Chargers were the ones who felt the tremblers as they fell to the Broncos by a score of 28-20. The...
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Nina Dobrev and Her Ex-Boyfriend Ian Somerhalder Sell Their Texas Ranch To Taylor Swift
SAN ANTONIO - Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder purchased the 3,000 acre Blue Tattoo Ranch located outside of San Antonio in the summer of 2012. And now that the couple has ended their relationship they have decided to sell the sprawling ranch compl...
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The Seattle Seahawks Trounce The Atlanta Falcons 33-10
ATLANTA - The Seahawks of Seattle marched into Atlanta and when all had been said and done in The Georgia Dome they had soundly defeated the Falcons 33-10. The Seahawks have now improved their record to an astounding 9-1. Several devoted Seahawks...
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