A Minnesota Man Invents A Helicopter That Runs On A Mixture Of Tap Water And Dandelion Weeds
DULUTH, Minnesota - Ezra P. Crackerbee, 73, has always liked to tinker around his garage in Duluth. One day last week as he was putting away some gardening tools he noticed that one of the hoes had some shreds of dandelion weed on the blade. A...
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Reggie Jackson Tells David Ortiz "There's Only One Mr. October - And That's Me Fella"
PHILADELPHIA - The Boston Red Sox defeated the St. Louis Cardinals 4 games to 2, to capture the World Series title. David Ortiz walked off with the MVP honors. As any baseball fan and enthusiast knows former New York Yankees great Reggie Jackso...
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I Was Taking Advantage of During Brain Surgery
A patient at a Las Vegas Hospital is suing them for over a million dollars after she charged them with "taking advantage of her" while she was undergoing brain surgery. "They didn't know that I was awake during the whole time. All that stuff they...
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White House Halloween Ball Gets Some Unexpected Costumes.
The Reuters News Service has published the results of the voting on who (and what) wore the best costumes to the 2013 Halloween Ball at the White House. A hearty congratulations to all those who received a mention and a silver crucifix to Dick Cheney in the hope that he won't be disturbing us in our dreams anymore. George W. Bush- Came as a Court Jester. Nancy Pelosi- Came as Wonder Woman, a...
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Charles Barkley Sticks His Huge Foot In His Huge Mouth Again
ATLANTA - If there is one thing that TNT NBA studio analyst Charles Barkely can be counted on it's that he'll stick his big ugly shoe in his big ugly mouth. The NBA 2013-2014 season has just barely started and already The Fat Bro is up to his same...
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'Cherchez La Femme' as Big Oil's big guns pulverize feckless NYc attorney Steven Donziger
New York - Is there some sort of ugly bitch redhead - a menopausal Anna Chapman-kinda ho, maybe? - lurking in the murky background of the New York lawyer sitting squirming in a Lower Manhattan courthouse dock charged with $19 billion of fraud and rac...
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Maksim Chmerkovskiy Comments That His Curvaceous Girlfriend Kate Upton Is The One
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - The Dancing With The Stars dancer who is known as The Bad Boy of The Ballroom appears to have found who he considers to be the Woman of His Dreams. Maksim Chmerkovskiy, 33, has literally fallen head-over-heels in love with curvac...
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Hollywood to make movie based on Lawrence Welk show
Hollywood-The latest trend coming out of Hollywood-if it could be called that-the remake of old television shows, movies and remakes of old television shows and remakes of old movies such as Fame, The Wizard of Oz, Star Trek, Wonder Woman and Remingt...
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Jenny McCarthy Reveals That Justin Bieber Called Her Up and Asked Her Out On A Date
NEW YORK CITY - Barbara Walters of The View has expressed that she is very happy with how the new kid on the block Jenny McCarthy has been able to fit right in as one of the members of their hit talk show. McCarthy has stated that landing the gig...
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............It's a steal cobber!
With the prospect of tens of thousands more free loading immigrants heading to the UK from both Romania and Bulgaria, part-time PM Do-nothing-Dave has been warned of potential widespread civil unrest from the indigenous Brits unless he can get rid of...
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Dog with dual pipe assemblage being studied closely at the Clinton residence
A canine that fits the now famous jibe directed at President Obama from Mr. Clinton has finally been discovered. Recent news indicates Mr. Clinton made the remark about Mr. Obama during last year's election campaign. Romney's fortunes were fallin...
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Top 12 Signs Country Hicks Visited NYC This Halloween
Following are the tricks the hicks left in the Big Apple: 1. Cops On Horses that have been secretly fed bean cakes. 2. Turned over Port-a-potties! (Some with angry blue colored users inside.) 3. Passed out Winos sitting on the street sporting straw hats. 4. Suicide chalk lines now have scarecrows in them. 5. Fake police tape sticky on both sides surround several police stations...
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Larry King, 79, Doesn't Need The Little Blue Pill
NEW YORK CITY - The Right Coast Review has just reported that Larry King is so thrilled with the success of his and co-host Regis Philbin's new talk show The Viagra View that he sometimes gets home and forgets to take his little blue pill (Viagra).
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The World Boxing Association May Reduce Boxing Matches From 10 Rounds Down To 5
PANAMA CITY, Panama - The World Boxing Association is considering making a monumental change to its boxing matches. The word out of WBA headquarters in Panama City, Panama is that the WBA's Governing Committee is looking into the matter of reducin...
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Top Twelve Things Prince William Must Begin Training Soon
Prince William has begun his training for becoming King should that happen anytime soon. Among the new things he is receiving top training: 1. Becoming non-amused at common jokes like when he threw a cow pie in Prince Harry's face, still a bit freckled. 2. Learn to throw out the first fist in someone's face at a soccer match. He'll be watched by fans on the big screen). 3. Feed the roy...
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Marilu Henner Seems to Have Forgot Something
American actress, producer and author Marilu Henner, who is renowned for having never forgotten a single thing in her life, forgot where she left her keys this morning. "I'm certain I left them on the kitchen table!" Henner exclaimed. "But no one...
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Stolen sheep on show for farmers
Police are to show several hundred ewes which had previously been stolen from farms around the Tees region. The level of excitement in an otherwise pedestrian county is reaching fever pitch, as farmers across the area are gathering to identify th...
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Lady Gaga channels Bailey J Granger for Halloween
Singer Lady Gaga imitated transsexual Bailey J Granger 's signature pink hair and white dress appearance for this year's Halloween celebration. 'I don't normally wear things that are this sexy. But when you're dressed as Bailey J Granger I guess...
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