Donald Trump's Alleged Mistress Has Been Located

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 17 November 2013

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Private Investigators find what is believed to be the home of Donald Trump's alleged mistress.

NEW YORK CITY - An unnamed source is alleging that he has found a woman who is believed to possibly be the mistress of billionaire Donald Trump.

According to Tapioca Swizzle with Tittle Tattle Tonight, the unnamed source is actually a private investigator who reportedly was hired by a high ranking official in Washington D.C.

The P.I. would not reveal who the D.C. official is because of the fact that he can and will be providing extremely intimate details about that alleged affair as well as alleged affairs of other well-known Republican individuals.

Miss Swizzle reports that the woman has been identified as Brindeesha Dufflebitter, 29, who resides in a trailer house in Hoboken, New Jersey.

Miss Dufflebitter works as a pole dancer at a local strip club in Jersey City.

She has reportedly been married and divorced twice and looks a lot like Trump's first wife Ivana, except she's a lot younger, prettier, sexier, and much more appreciative.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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