Today, In An Effort To Stem The Dubious Tide Of Climate Change

Funny story: Today, In An Effort To Stem The Dubious Tide Of Climate Change

President Obama sent two B52 bombers over some tiny little islands near China and dropped some bombs. The nuclear winter they are expected to produce should last approximately 50 years. You can go back to fossil fuels now. No one should feel guil...

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Nigella Lawson, star of The Taste cookery show, swears blind it was 'just baking powder'

Funny story: Nigella Lawson, star of The Taste cookery show, swears blind it was 'just baking powder'

New York, USA - "Uh, Cream of Tartar or bicarbonate of soda?" a former cookery show producer queried today as news broke that the Brit TV chef who famously wowed US cable audiences with her The Taste show alongside NY chef Anthony Bourdain may have b...

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Pope enters reality TV biz, premiering "Fish on Friday"

Funny story: Pope enters reality TV biz, premiering "Fish on Friday"

The Vatican - Faced with rising legal costs and shrinking contributions, the Catholic Church is jumping into the lucrative reality TV segment with an unscripted show that features the Son of God. "Our initial offering will be a how-to reality-ba...

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President Obama Says Adam Lambert Will Give The USA $3 Million If Alec Baldwin Is Deported

Funny story: President Obama Says Adam Lambert Will Give The USA $3 Million If Alec Baldwin Is Deported

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama informed the White House news media that he will be having a special meeting with his top advisers. The president revealed that he had received a text message from singer Adam Lambert stating that he and millions...

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Chicago Bans Dart Boards In All Drinking Establishments

Funny story: Chicago Bans Dart Boards In All Drinking Establishments

CHICAGO - The Chicago City Council has just issued a city mandate that will prohibit all drinking establishments including bars, lounges, clubs, and cantinas within the city limits from having a dart board on the premises. The CCC took this measur...

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President Obama to Visit Dreamworks Studio

Funny story: President Obama to Visit Dreamworks Studio

President Obama is wrapping up his three-day West Coast tour by making a pitch to Dreamworks Studios. While the movie-making giant, known for Blockbuster hits such as "Kung Fu Panda," "Dinner for Schmucks," and "Tropic Thunder," welcomes President Ob...

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Geologists Must Give way to Martians

Funny story: Geologists Must Give way to Martians

Billions dollar budgets spent looking at dried up Space Rocks and blocks of ice to pamper to geologists may be at an end. People want to look at the little green men and space monsters which we know are there, but they dont get a look in because t...

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Taylor Swift Wins AMA Artist of the Year Again While Fully Clothed

Funny story: Taylor Swift Wins AMA Artist of the Year Again While Fully Clothed

Taylor Swift has won the American Music Award for Artist of the Year thanks to all her fans. This was the third straight year (and fourth overall) she has won the Ho-Hum Award. Swift, who almost dozed off during the ceremony, stated that she's rea...

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There's more than one way to skin a cat: The Spoof tests some English proverbs and sayings

Funny story: There's more than one way to skin a cat: The Spoof tests some English proverbs and sayings

Tiddles lies shivering in front of the fire, swathed in bandages and looking at me accusingly while I await the knock on the door. The vet said he was calling the RSPCA after what I had done and those interfering busybodies will be here soon. It was all in the name of a good cause, I tell Tiddles, but he still looks at me in that way and refuses to purr. What is his problem? Our verdict: I...

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Schizophrenia... Not What it Seems.

Funny story: Schizophrenia... Not What it Seems.

Los Angeles: Psychologists at LA's Psychological Research Unit have come up with a new view of schizophrenia. Explained Dr. Ty Polar: "It would seem to us that schizophrenia is more a socially/family conditioning phenomenon and not, as we presupposed, a genetic fault. In our Post Modernist world, alternative views of reality are axiomatic. Alternative ways of seeing things are prevalent in...

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New "Look Death in The Face" training for SAS

Funny story: New "Look Death in The Face" training for SAS

The S.A.S. Britain's world beating James Bond style Special Air Services are to prepare for deployment to Hell Holes like Afghanistan by being driven through the streets of Delhi in motor cycle taxis, it was announced this morning. Thought to be...

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NASA Asks China For A $7 Billion Loan

Funny story: NASA Asks China For A $7 Billion Loan

HOUSTON - The National Aeronaudics and Space Administration has just issued a statment stating that it will run out of funds on March 13, 2014. NASA Spokesperson Trent Timmelfarb informed the U.S. news media that NASA tried to get President Obama...

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Ben & Jerry's Announces Their New Spokesperson

Funny story: Ben & Jerry's Announces Their New Spokesperson

BURLINGTON, Vermont - Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream has just celebrated its 35th anniversary and sales are booming. Owners Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield, known as the Ice Cream Kidz, recently provided 6,000 pints of ice cream to a PETA convention i...

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Denver Broncos Fans Are Still In Shock At The Loss To The New England Patriots

Funny story: Denver Broncos Fans Are Still In Shock At The Loss To The New England Patriots

DENVER - The Denver Broncos led the New England Patriots 24-0 at the halftime, but unfortunately they had to play the second half and they ended up losing 34-31. Denver Coach John Fox said after the game that his Broncos ran into the worst blizzar...

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Mississippi Rejects The Bill That Would Have Banned Condoms

Funny story: Mississippi Rejects The Bill That Would Have Banned Condoms

JACKSON, Mississippi - The senate of the state of Mississippi has just voted down a very controversial proposal. State Senator Roy LeRoy Witchboro [R-Pascagoula] spoke with National Focus Magazine and said that the debate on banning condoms within...

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Kristen Stewart To Star With Zac Efron and Cheryl Cole In The Smirking Countess

Funny story: Kristen Stewart To Star With Zac Efron and Cheryl Cole In The Smirking Countess

HOLLYWOOD - TouchRock Films in association with Lions Door Pictures has just announced that Kristen Stewart of The Twilight Saga series will be starring with Zac Efron and Cheryl Cole in Luigi Luigiani's epic film The Smirking Countess. Stewart wi...

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The San Antonio Spurs Barbecue The New Orleans Pelicans 112-93

Funny story: The San Antonio Spurs Barbecue The New Orleans Pelicans 112-93

SAN ANTONIO - Proving that sometimes the good guys do wear black, the San Antonio Spurs soundly defeated the New Orleans Pelicans at the AT&T Center. The team that wears silver and black beat the Pelicans 112-93, for their 11th victory in a ro...

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Kim Jong Un Plans To Declare War On Bolivia

Funny story: Kim Jong Un Plans To Declare War On Bolivia

PYONGYANG, North Korea - The Rice Paddy News Agency of North Korea has just issued a statement from North Korean leader Kim Jong Un. It appears that Kim Jong Un has become angry at the fact that the South American government of Bolivia has decided...

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Simon Cowell Reveals The Name of His Son-To-Be

Funny story: Simon Cowell Reveals The Name of His Son-To-Be

NEW YORK CITY - X-Factor's Simon Cowell appeared with Larry King and Regis Philbin on their hit talk show The Viagra View. Regis asked Simon about the fact that at the age of 54, he is going to become a father for the very first time. Cowell gl...

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Moses refuses to work with "God" in new Riddly Scott Production

Christopher Bale, who is playing Moses in Riddly Scott's Biblical Epic currently filming in Almeria, southern Spain has downed Commandments and refused to work until God is sacked. God, who is in charge of natural sun driven lighting on the stric...

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Study Links Smoking with Subconcious Obsession with Hiding Your Lighter

Funny story: Study Links Smoking with Subconcious Obsession with Hiding Your Lighter

A study, conducted by XNM LABS, has linked smoking cigarettes with the subconscious obsession of hiding one's lighter. Scientists of XNM LABS studied 250 smokers, splitting them in to two groups, to perform the highly controversial double-blind t...

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Who Left Shrunken Head on Kristen Stewart's Bed?

Funny story: Who Left Shrunken Head on Kristen Stewart's Bed?

According to a European Newspaper, actress Kristen Stewart woke up to discover a shrunken head in the bed beside her. "I screamed till someone opened the door and their security guard took it to the police station. Here I am in all these spooky mo...

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How I Screwed Up My First Romance Novel

Inspired by the gazillions of dollars people are making in the romance novel genre, I decided to write one with a friend, Barry Golson. Granted, the genre is dominated by women, but so what? How hard could it be? Besides, Barry and I weren't exactly neophytes. Some years ago, we'd cut our teeth on a short romance novella called Love's Reckless Rash, written under the pen name Rosemary Cartwheel...

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UK Bookies Odds on Harry Potter Book 8

Funny story: UK Bookies Odds on Harry Potter Book 8

England; Bookie giant Ladbrokes have opened a book, so to speak, on Harry Potter. "Well," explained CEO Jock Crooks, the London shrewdies made a mint out of the Potter thing, a marketing success that is right up there with Coca Cola. Bloomsbury a...

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