Jennifer Aniston's Friends Plead With Her To Dump Her Coattail-Riding Fiancé Justin Theroux

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 29 November 2013

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Jennifer may be getting ready to say 'adios fella' to her fiancé Justin Theroux.

BEL AIR, California - It is no secret that Jennifer Aniston has grow extremely impatient that her fiancé of one year, Justin Theroux keeps putting off their wedding plans.

Aniston is 44, and she has pointed out on many occasions that her biological clock is ticking and the ticking is getting louder and quicker.

Meanwhile her 42-year-old boy toy has reportedly told a couple of individuals that why should he marry Jenn when he can have her body 24-7.

Bedroom Pillow Talk has stated that several of Aniston's closest friends have begged her to dump Theroux as all he is doing is riding through life on her coattails.

SIDENOTE: A week ago, Jennifer did mention to Bedroom Pillow Talk's Carolina Chipotle that Theroux is darn lucky that her ex-husband Brad Pitt is still with the husband-stealer Angelina Jolie because if he wasn't she would be all over him like print on a magazine.

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