Russell Brand Confesses He Misses Ex-Wife Katy Perry's Sexy Boobs

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 21 November 2013

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Brand has said that out of all of his ex-girlfriends, Kate Gosselin was one of the best. (Photo courtesy of Russell Brand).

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Russell Brand is one indivudual who can sometimes be very hard to figure out.

Many of his closest friends say that they have stopped trying years ago.

He noted that the one time that he actually felt kind of grounded was when he was married to singer Katy Perry.

Brand has dated quite a lot of women including Geri Halliwell, Holly Madison, Peaches Geldof, and Kate Gosselin.

He was recently asked by Hollywood Innuendo reporter Ty Tickler if there was anything that he missed about his ex-wife Katy Perry.

The 38-year-old grinned like the cat that swallowed the canary and replied, "Yeah mate...her left one and her right one."

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