90% of World's Wind Generators are Wrongly Wired-Up and Warming the Planet

A major leak from a top secret global energy inquiry has revealed that 90% of the world's wind turbines have been wrongly wired and are using trillions of Megawatts of electricity to actually make them spin, while acting as giant fan heaters and warm...

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Top Ten Worst Disney Movies

Funny story: Top Ten Worst Disney Movies

The following are the worst movies Walt Disney has ever made according to a recent poll. In fact, some have never made it to the screen and have only been viewed behind doors in the French section of Disney World: 1. Mickey Mouse & The Sticky Poisoned Paper 2. Betty White & The Seven Dwarfs 3. The Lyin' King 4. Baby Being Half Mouse, Half Dog Gets Pluto Sent To The Dogh...

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US #1 In Spying, Cheating & Lying, Says UN Survey

Funny story: US #1 In Spying, Cheating & Lying, Says UN Survey

New York City - While the US leads the world in military might, espionage capabilities and police presence, it is falling behind in such basics as truth telling, promoting freedom and supporting human morality. So says a recent report by the In...

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Arctic Cold Front Freezes Most of U.S.

ASPEN, Co. - An arctic cold front moved into most of the U.S. this weekend, cutting off global warming activists from their private jets and threatened to derail their summit for preaching sensible energy use in the cocaine tinged mountain colony of...

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Dr-Dr-Dragon Spa-Speech Recognition Software Wo-Worth The Money - Tech RrrReview

Bradenton, Fl - The future is he-he-here now. Dragon speech rrrecognition software performed fl-flawlessly. Ca-control your co-co-computer with your voice. Wh-wh-when you talk, your comp-p-puter types with extreme ack-ack-accuracy. It trrransfo...

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Wife Wanting A Baby Making Husband Work Hard At It

Funny story: Wife Wanting A Baby Making Husband Work Hard At It

Sandy Breatcher of Greenville, Illinois says that she wants her and her husband, Roger, to have a baby so they must work at it a lot! Meanwhile a tired, hollow-eyed Roger says that he too wants them to have a baby but trying 3-4 times a day can re...

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Government Announces Plans To Reduce Road Accidents Involving Cyclists

Funny story: Government Announces Plans To Reduce Road Accidents Involving Cyclists

The Government has today announced plans aimed at reducing the number of road accidents involving cyclists. 'Successive governments have been worried about the safety of cyclists in Britain for very many years,' admitted Secretary of State for Tra...

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Britney Spears is a champion for kids

Funny story: Britney Spears is a champion for kids

California - Britney Spears is advising parents to leave their children in hospitals, fire stations, police stations and emergency medical facilities instead of harming their babies. Spears tells parent's that their worst enemy wants them to leave...

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Spanish Armada Galleon Incursion Into Gibraltar Territorial Waters

Funny story: Spanish Armada Galleon Incursion Into Gibraltar Territorial Waters

A straggler from the Spanish Armada turned up outside the harbour gates in Gibraltar yesterday. Immediately surrounded by Royal Navy vessels, the Spanish Captain delivered a wet parchment that he claimed was a declaration of surrender from King P...

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L. Ron Hubbard Returns, Threatens to Release Xenu Unless Paid 1 Trillion Dollars

Funny story: L. Ron Hubbard Returns, Threatens to Release Xenu Unless Paid 1 Trillion Dollars

Clearwater, FLL.Ron Hubbard returned to a meat body today after traveling to Target Two and back following his death in 1986. As everyone in the world knows (except low-level Scientologists), Xenu was the dictator of the Galactic Confederacy 75...

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10 Sure Signs You're On A Bad Cruise Ship!

Funny story: 10 Sure Signs You're On A Bad Cruise Ship!

1. Portal Potties everywhere you look. 2. Captain's hat made out of tinfoil. 3. Shuffleboard uses a leftover upper plate. 4. Cooks all fishing from the deck. 5. Instead of Lifeboats, there's old blown up inner tubes that look like they came off of a Studebaker. 6. A dozen people sick and hanging over the rail and you haven't left port yet. 7. The old guy that keeps...

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