There were 820 spoof news stories published in January 2008. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.
Nick Jonas & Miley Cyrus Engaged
A shocker to us all Nick Jonas, 15 and star of "The Jonas Brothers" and pop sensation Miley Cyrus, 15 are engaged.
Read full storyRihanna Internet Sex Video
Rihanna, the pop sensation, has just appeared in a new video on an adult website.
Read full storyNaked Sharapova signs up for Valentine's Day Hustler centerfold
Florida - (Cheeky Ass Mess): Russian-born blonde tennis ace Maria Sharapova has signed a $5 million contract to appear naked in a ten-page centerfold spread for Hustler magazine according to reports. The Mario Testino-shot sequence shows the lusc...
Read full storyMore Tits, Ass and Beaver shots on TV this Season
Viewers are in for a wild ride this 2008 season following the announcement by National Geographic television that they are to show more flora and fauna in excessive detail than ever before.
Read full storyObama Girl, Amber Lee Ettinger, takes it all off in Larry Flynt's Hustler Magazine raising campaign funds for a win in Iowa and beyond
Los Angeles, California The latest Internet wonder and possibly the greatest dancing sensational since John the Baptist lost his head, Obam...
Read full storyJamie Lynn Spears encourages teenage girls to become pregnant
Jamie Lynn Spears, the 16-year-old pregnant sister of Britney Spears and star of Zoey 101, announced on her web site last week that being 16 and pregnant is "like totally awesome" and encouraged other young teens to become pregnant too.
Read full storyVanessa Hudgens rushes to Zac Efron's hospital bedside; Efron's emergency services delayed because of it
Hollywood, California - Although Zac Efron is okay now, fellow hospital patients say it was touch and go for a while there, as emergency services were delayed for a period upon his arrival at the hospital. According to hospital admission records, Zac...
Read full storyBritney Spears' Vagina To Retire From Public Life With Immediate Effect
Britney Spears vagina, for so long an icon in the world of pop music and art, and just about the only part of the star that anyone is really interested in anymore, is to retire from public life, and to take a well-earned rest. Ms Spears has been t...
Read full storyVanessa Hudgens demands Zac Efron get an emergency vasectomy before the shooting of "High School Musical 3"
Hollywood, California - Now the truth comes out about Zac Efron's trip to the emergency room at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center a day after his emergency surgery. It was not, as first reported in the media, to have Efron's appendix removed. That...
Read full storyMiley Cyrus getting Gum Job?
The Entertainment World and Cosmetic Surgery is getting stranger everyday. Who had ever heard of gum surgery? Yep. That's right. Miley Cyrus, star of the hit tween show 'Hannnah Montana', and daughter of Billy Ray Cyrus is said to be unde...
Read full storyAbhishek Bachchan denies celibate marriage, gay porno video stories
Mumbai - (Ludicrous Mess): Bollywood movie star Abhishek Bachchan has hit out at persistent reports that his nine month marriage to green-eyed screen goddess and former Miss World Aishwarya Rai is a celibate affair, "a passionless marriage of co...
Read full storyBritney Spears Net Worth Estimated at $125 Million
Accountants estimate that the net worth of Britney Spears, rumored to be running out of money, at $125,000,000. Sales of her photos, videos, albums, and signature perfume line are estimated to profit other companies about $400 million a year. If...
Read full story"High School Musical 3" star, Zac Efron, hospitalized for emergency tummy tuck, hair implants and Mighty Whitey Picasso dental veneers
Hollywood, California - A day after the Disney announcement that Zac Efron would be rejoining is co-stars for the sequel "High School Musical 3", the 21-year-old entered into Cedars-Sinai Medical Center for emergency plastic surgery. Efron...
Read full story'Open' legs distraction: Maria Sharapova in M & S Knickers
Blonde beauty and Russian tennis ace, Maria Sharapova has caused a storm in the Australian Open Tennis championships by thrashing Belgian Justine Henin.
Read full storyFrench President Lunches Out On Naked Carla Brunei Internet Sex Video
Paris, France - (Formidable Mess): In what has been described as a naked Dejeneur sur l'Herbe moment French President Knickerless Sar-Cosy features in a cameo role on his new wife Carla Brunei's self-promotional internet sex video.
Read full storyMiley Cyrus Goes for another Jonas!
After teen pop sensation, Miley Cyrus (15) broke up with her boyfriend, the youngest of the Jonas Brothers and tween heart throb Nick Jonas, she's decided to take a new look at a celebrity crush: Joe Jonas - Nick's older brother, and lead sin...
Read full storyPregnant Nympho Jamie Lynn Spears set for 'Zoey 101' Return
Pregnant Zooey 101 "star", Jamie Lynn Spears is poised to return to the (s)hit show this Friday.
Read full storyThe 21 First Centry High School Musical 3
Troy Bolton and Gabriella Montez are know as good students - they don't drink, don't do drugs, but that's all going to change in High School Musical 3 - The Teenage Years. The plot is Troy and Gabriella try drugs for the first time and they get ad...
Read full storyVanessa Hudgens photographed by paparazzo getting frisky with Zac Efron in the ambulance ride back to the ER; EMT gives blow-by-blow account
Hollywood, California - Half dozen major tabloids are currently engaged in a high-priced bidding war, rumored to be in the millions, over a photo taken by a lucky paparazzo from the rear bay window of the ambulance that transported Vanessa Hudgens an...
Read full storyFCC Rules Butt Is Sexual Organ
The Federal Communications Commission has ruled that "the human buttocks are a sexual organ" in a landmark decision against the television show NYPD Blue. In a case dating back to 2004, the FCC fined the network $27,500 for each of the 52 television...
Read full storyIs K-Fed the daddy of Jamie-Lynn's baby? Has K-Fed joined polygamous Utah sect?
When Britney's younger sister Jamie-Lynn Spears announced her pregnancy before Christmas the rumour mill went crazy. Each day brings more startling news about 16 year old Jamie-Lynn's pregnancy.
Read full storyWorld's Biggest TV Allows Busty British Actress To Work Again
Watching Fat Club will never be the same again after the world's biggest plasma television was unveiled yesterday. The whopping 150-inch Panasonic widescreen TV will enable viewers to watch everything in larger than life-size which is welcome rel...
Read full storyBrunei dumps Sarkozy
Paris, France - (Bare Ass Mess): Italian topless model Carla Brunei has dumped her French president lover Nicholas Sarkozy and shacked up with a "loaded Russian oligarch" in an Ile St Louis apartment according to reports from Paris today.
Read full storyVanessa Hudgens rushes Zac Efron back to the ER, after he busts a stitch from his vasectomy, trying to bust a move on her
Hollywood, California - Acting against his surgeon's medical advice to go home, rest up and avoid becoming aroused so that the stitches from his vasectomy would...
Read full storyRocky Mountain Tick Fever on Rise Citizens Urged to Arm Themselves; Man Shows up at Clinic with Tick Fever Said He Should Have Been Better Armed
Officials with the Center for Disease Control (CDC) said today that bites from infected wood ticks that are the central culprit for Lyme disease is on an alarming rise. Spokespersons from the CDC urged people in the United States to be on the lookou...
Read full storyMiley's Revenge for Nick
The rumors of a relationship between Nick Jonas and Miley Cyrus have been confirmed, and we finally know why they have been keeping it a secret all this time.
Read full storyCompany introduces new 2 in 1 taser/dildo; will demonstrate at electronic trade show in Vegas
Wavering, Arizona-based company, Taser Provincial announced its new product today, the taser/vibrating dildo. The C5 taser/vibrating dildo is different from other models in that it is designed take care of all bedroom needs instead of possibly just o...
Read full storyJamie Lynn Spears Launches Teen Maternity Line
Star of teen nick's Zoey 101, Jamie Lynn Spears who was announced 12 weeks pregnant in December 2007 had launched a teen maternity line. The star has called her line "PREGteen by Jamie."...
Read full storyZac Efron Proposes to Vanessa Hudgens
Disney's High School Musical stars and heart throbs Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens are back in the spotlight. It has been reported and confirmed that Efron proposed to Hudgens on January 16, 2008.
Read full story'K-Fed poisoned me with hallucinogenic tampax' Britney tells shrinks
Los Angeles, California - (Bad Ass Mess): Britney Spears has told an LA hospital's psych ward shrinks that ex-husband K-Fed 'put hallucinogens in her tampax' in an attempt to poison her with mind-control drugs.
Read full storyZac Efron Comes Out of the Closet
When Zac Efron heard about Heath Ledger's death, he was practically in tears. "I really looked up to him, not only as an actor, but as a man," the High School Musical star admits.
Read full storyVanessa Hudgens cameo role in REM's NYC sex shop comeback single video
New York - (What-an-Ass Mess): High School Musical starlet Vanessa Hudgens has guest-starred in a REM comeback single video filmed at the Babeland sex shop in New York City's Lower East Side this week.
Read full story"Zac doesnt wear boxers in the morning" Zac speaks back!
Teen disney superstar Zac Efron finally has something to say to the media concerning the claims of a female co-star, who told TheSpoof.com that Efron always walks around without knickers on in the morning. "Cant a guy get a little breeze down ther...
Read full storyMiley Cyrus breaks up with Nick Jonas he marries foreign bride
During a thanksgiving dinner, Nick Jonas announced to his long time girlfriend Miley Cyrus that he was breaking up with her in order to marry a Russian woman through a foreign marriage agency.
Read full storyTom Cruise Quits Scientology and Joins Hare Krishna
LOS ANGELES (FMLiveWire) -- Tom Cruise has dropped all legal action against the new book exposing his strange lifestyle and has quit Scientology in order to join the Hare Krishna movement.
Read full storyVanessa Anne Hudgens Spotted with another Man!
Disney's high school musical star Vanessa Hudgens has been spotted at the cheesecake factory with another man.
Read full storyIs Zac Efron going punk?
High School Muscical's Heartthrob, Zac Efron was spotted at a LA tattoo parlour. The tattoo parlour, "Old Skool Tattoos" was open just for Efron.
Read full storyRon Paul Quits
Ron Paul, the Republican presidential candidate, announced today that he's withdrawing from the race. The announcement sparked a blizzard of news coverage far greater than any coverage of Paul's campaign efforts. Paul denied that he will run...
Read full storyZac doesnt wear boxers in the morning
A High School Musical co-star commented earlier today on how fellow actor Zac Efron wears no underwear in the morning. This statement clearly did not sit well with long time girlfriend of Mr Efron - Vannessa Hudgens. Hudgens accused the unnamed fe...
Read full storyFlat Chested Girls Sue For Federal Disaster Relief
An organization of small breasted women, calling themselves "The Young and the Chestless," have sued the Federal Government and F.E.M.A. (the Federal Emergency Management Agency) for not responding quickly enough to their medical condition. The ladi...
Read full storyMasturbation "to be Olympic sport by 2016"
The IOC has given its strongest hint yet that Masturbation may be introduced at the 2016 games as an official sport. The games' organisation has long been lobbied by those involved in the activity and many now feel that its time has come.
Read full storyHair extensions glue may be affecting Britney's brain claim trichologists
California - (Pathetic Mess): Britney Spears' love affair with hair extensions may be at the root of significant deviant behavior according to specialists at the Seedy-Signs Hospital in LA.
Read full storyEuropean Commission issues new definition of an orgasm
The European Commission is working on a new directive to define a female orgasm after numerous reports of fake orgasms appearing throughout the continent.
Read full storyBritney Spears in training to become lesbian
Britney Spears is looking to rebuild her image after her much publicised break down and damaging relationship with Princess Diana's former servant (see story
Read full storyBritney Spears in the Zone with Nazi Skinheads
Britney Spears has decided to shave her head bald, and she's not doing it for charity. She fell in love with the powerful Nazi Skinhead movement.
Read full storyEminem To Change His Name To Something Less Conspicuous As A Publicity Stunt
Popular singing star Eminem, who was bullied as a child, is to change his name in a bid to break into the mainstream music market, and to attempt to shed his image as an idiot.
Read full storyMiddle School Science teacher designs curriculum around fire and flatulence
Middle school Science teacher, Pandora Boxer has her 8th grade student's undivided attention. Reports say this unconventional, veteran teacher has tapped into her student's natural proclivity to burn things and fart. "They love these two activiti...
Read full storyCIA: Opus Dei bankrolling Scientology power hackers
Langley, West Va - (AssoCIAted Mess): Spooks at the President George Herbert Bush Center for Intelligence (sic) HQ of the CIA have said that rogue Scientology computer hackers have been bankrolled by Opus Dei to hack into power companies and blackmai...
Read full storyOttumwa Iowa Man Produces Worlds Largest Stool
A Spokesman for the Guinness Book of World Records, Sir Reginald Bottoms, announced today that a record for the largest stool ever produced by a single human being would go into their record books. "My god you should have seen that sucker, I ha...
Read full storyZac Efron Diagnosed With OCD!
Triple threat and teen hottie Zac Efron has just been diagnosed with OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder). He's had all the girls screaming from his dazzling smile and side-swept golden brown locks, not to mention his perfect chiseled body, but wh...
Read full storyDid Sharapova drain the manhood from Federer's loins 24 hours before Djokovic semi-final?
Melbourne, Australia - (Shagging Awful Mess): The Ruling Council of the World Tennis Match-Throwing Association is holding an official enquiry amid reports that blonde Russian women's tennis ace and Australian Women's Open champion Maria Shar...
Read full storyJohn Cena taking Drugs
It was absolutely and unequivocally confirmed today (honestly) that 3-Time WWE Champion and 1-Time US Champion John Cena has been using drugs during matches. 3,000 kg of a heroin-cocaine drug combination was found in John Cena's blood stream duri...
Read full storyNew York Giants Hire Jessica Simpson to Date Tom Brady
The New York Giants will meet the undefeated New England Patriots on February 3rd in the Super Bowl, the championship of NFL Football. The Giants are a huge underdog, having barely made the playoffs as a wild card team. They do, however, have a sec...
Read full storyVermont to Arrest George Bush and Dick Cheney
Brattleboro, Vermont, is set to vote in deciding whether or not to indict and issue arrest warrants for George Bush and Dick Cheney. Their crimes: Perjury, war crimes, espionage for spying on U.S. citizens and obstruction of justice for the firing of...
Read full storyZac Ephron buys Brittney Spears' farts
High School Musical 'hotty', Zac Efron has embroiled himself in the whole Britney Spears saga by purchasing 4 cubic gallons of her farts in an online auction organised by an...
Read full storyNick Jonas dates an Iranian girl
Nick, the youngest of The Jonas brothers, has reportedly been cheating on Miley cyrus with an Iranian girl called "Sarvenaz" - proclaimed by all as the most beuatiful Iranian girl in LA.
Read full storyFirst Draft of Poe's "The Raven" Found
NEW YORK, NY (AP Newsliar) - An early version of Edgar Allen Poe's "The Raven" has been discovered in the upper west side building where the famed American poet and author once lived.
Read full storyVanessa Hudgens: Next Obama Girl
Vanessa Hudgens will replace Amber Lee Ettinger as the next Obama Girl.
Read full storyHuge California Fire Erupts after Kids have Fart Lighting Contest
Three San Diego youths were arrested in connection with a fire that apparently ignited while they were lighting farts in an apparent contest.
Read full storyHasnat Khan was Diana's heroin mule inquest told
London - (Narcotic Ass Mess): The inquest into Princess Diana's death has heard that Hasnat Khan was her top UK heroin smuggling mule and that the romantic spin was a well-run smokescreen.
Read full storyJamie Lynn Spears Elopes Overseas
Jamie Lynn Spears, star of teen nick's "Zoey 101" and mum-to-be has been spotted travelling to Puerto Rico, South America with her child's daddy on new years.
Read full storyWorld's Muslims Reject Britney's Conversion to Islam
Amid a report in the British newspaper News of the World that singer Britney Spears was looking to convert to Islam, the faith of her current beau and paparazzio Adnan Ghalib, the World's one billion Muslims have collectively stated that...
Read full storyJamie Lynn Spears - A Horrifying New Drug Scandal
Britney Spears, Britney Spears. Where to start? She had two young boys in two short years, has been to rehab four times, been married for 56 hours, and also married K-Fed (that tells us something). She's been accused of neglecting and abusing her children, has lost custody of them, gotten divorced from Kevin Federline, shaved her head, and has been caught in the act of vandalising paporazzo...
Read full storyScout Badges Re-Vamp
The list of scout badges has recently been extended to 69, with the addition of a variety of more modern activity badges. Scouts can now earn badges for such diverse activities as quad bike racing, fruit salad making, and pensioner-baiting. The list...
Read full storyMile High German Nudist Airways maiden flight
Cologne - (Bare Ass Cheek Mess): Fokker Mile High German Airlines is to inaugurate the maiden flight of its nudist service later this week flying to the popular naturist Baltic Sea resort of Usedcondom according to reports.
Read full storyManchester United Owner To Make Bid For Liverpool
Malcolm Glazer, the billionaire owner of Manchester United, has indicated that he is ready to make a surprise bid for Premiership also-rans Liverpool, and expects to do so by next Tuesday.
Read full storyVirgnity restored after Bizzare Golf Balls Up
In ground-breaking surgery, a young lady golfer had her virginity restored after a bizarre accident on world famous golf course of St Andrews in Scotland.
Read full storyMiley Cyrus's Identity Crisis
It seems that teeny-bopper Hannah Montana star Miley Cyrus is having an identity crisis. The fifteen-year old was reportedly seen walking the streets in her Hannah Montana wig, even though she had no interviews or appearances scheduled.
Read full storyAll Candidates Except Ron Paul Get Secret Service Protection
Today, in a surprise move, President Bush signed an order authorizing all remaining presidential candidates to begin receiving Secret Service Protection. All candidates, except for Ron Paul, will begin to receive the protection immediately.
Read full storyThe Gosellin Family Giving Birth to Eight More?
John and Kate Gosselin of the hit family show "Jon and Kate Plus 8" will be reportedly giving birth to eight more!...
Read full storyDiana split-beaver, Heather Mills leg vie for Trafalgar Square plinth honours
London - (Reuterus): Giant replicas of Princess Diana's fanny, Heather Mills' missing leg and a sunbed-ready Camilla are on the Culture Secretary's shortlist to grace Trafalgar Square's empty plinth.
Read full storyPatriots' Tom Brady benched; Gisele Bündchen to start in Super Bowl
GLENDALE, Ariz. -- Inside sources with the New England Patriots reported today that reigning league MVP quarterback Tom Brady will not play in the Super Bowl on Sunday, but his girlfriend, Brazilian supermodel Gisele Bündchen, will start in his place...
Read full storyBritney Spears has Fanny Magnets Grafted in to Attract Papparazzi
Crumbling former teen pop songstress Britney Spears is reported to be so concerned with the sudden lack of press coverage she is receiving that she has reportedly turned to plastic surgery to enhance her chances of being snapped.
Read full storyCloverfield is Not Fiction - True Story !
New York City, New York (IPP) - Most people that see the movie "Cloverfield" leave the movie thinking that what they just saw on the big screen was merely science fiction. Nothing could be further from the truth.
Read full story'Abhishek firing blanks' says Aishwarya, blaming dodgy astrologers for pregnancy hopes
Bollywood - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): Bollywood movie queen Aishwarya Rai has vented her fury on dodgy wedding astrologers who drew up her marriage chart nine months ago predicting superstud husband Abhishek Bachchan would impregnate her with twin girls...
Read full storyRabbi Opens Foreskin Museum
Rabbi Abraham Wanglestein has opened a new museum in New York City. No famous paintings or sculptures are on display. No historical inventions are encased in plastic or surrounded by ropes. Instead, the walls are adorned with foreskins of famous A...
Read full storyVanessa Hudgens splits with boyfriend after nude scandal
AMSTERDAM-High school musical start Vanessa Hudgens has split up with boyfriend and co-star Zac Efron.
Read full storyFrantic family search for Marlon Brando/Bobby Kennedy gay footage
Los Angeles - (AssoCIAted Mess): Executors acting for Chrstian Brando's estate have joined his relatives in a frantic bid to seize and destroy 1960s footage of the Oscar-winning actor and Bobby F Kennedy cavorting naked in a Bel Air swimming pool...
Read full story24/7 armed guard to patrol Anna Nicole Smith's grave ahead of first anniversary
Nassau, Bahamas - (Reuterus & Ass): Less than three weeks from the first anniversary of Anna Nicole Smith's untimely death at the Seminole Hard Northern Rock Hotel in Hollywood, Florida, the Governor of the Bahamas has ordered a 24/7 arm...
Read full storyJamie Oliver gets his cock out (as in cockerel, Google) and shows it to chicks (as in chickens, Google) in Snuff Movie (involving cockerels and chickens, Google)
Stud muffin super-chef Jamie Oliver is to star in a controversial 'snuff' movie to be screened on Channel 4 TV this week. He is going to show people how little cocks are murdered in their shells just after they've been laid. Male birds are despat...
Read full storyRon Paul Toe Injured in Snake Fire!
In a rapidly breaking story, it appears that many leading GOP politicians have been injured in an apocalyptic fire at a hitherto unknown "Snake Complex", including the long-shot racist candidate
Read full storyGeneral Motors to Switch to India's Nano Car from Tata Motors; Encourage Hinduism
DETROIT (FMLiveWire) - General Motors has unveiled a radical plan to end all of its current high-priced car models and to switch production entirely to the new Nano car just unveiled by India's Tata Motors in an undisclosed licensing and joint ve...
Read full storyAl Gore Alarmed Over CO2 in Soda and Beer
Citing potential statistics on Global Warming, environmentalist champion Al Gore challenged the world to halt production of carbonated beverages such as soda and beer. "We must reduce unnecessary CO2 emissions," droned Gore, sipping a flat...
Read full storyZac Efron comes out of closet
Young disney star Zac Efron (19) finally got out of the closet. After he locked him self up, his parents, priest and even the police tried in vain to get him out of there.
Read full storyScandal Over X-Rated Postman Pat
The latest series of Postman Pat has caused massive controversy over its adult content. Mothers and fathers have expressed their 'concern' at the level of explicit sex scenes, hardcore swearing and excessive drug taking.
Read full storyVanessa Hudgens scheduled to be on WWE Raw
High School Musical star Vanessa Hudgens is scheduled to appear this Monday Night on WWE's RAW. She unexpectedly accepted an invitation to appear on the show by the Chairman of the Board.
Read full storyBarney Drunk on Set
Barney from the hit children's TV series Barney and Friends, was found walking around the set drinking a bottle of beer, which didn't seem to be his first, and smoking what seems to be either a cigarette, or some sort of drug.
Read full storyTaco Bell Offers Insect Tacos, Burritos
IRVINE, CAL (FMLiveWire) - Taco Bell is now offering a new line of insect tacos and burritos according to Vice President of Sales Bernard Beetlebrain.
Read full storyPresident Bush Files Lawsuit Against Cartoon Character
United States President George W. Bush did something today that no sitting American President has never done: he filed a lawsuit against and individual while still in office. Bush filed the suit against Disney caroon character Jiminy Cricket in Wash...
Read full storyMr. Potato Head and Louis the Octopus caught in torrid homosexual love affair at Newquay's Blue Reef Aquarium
Cornwall, England - Officials and patrons of the Blue Reef Aquarium were taken aback when early one morning they awoke to find an overnight guest in Louis the octopus's aquarium. Mr. Potato Head of "Toy Story" and "Toy Story 2&quo...
Read full storyCalifornia Students In Trouble For Eating Pussy
High school students at a Southern California private school are in trouble with the local law enforecement officials and the school board. Thirty teenagers at the Chang Ki Check High School in San Diego face charges for violating both local law and...
Read full storyUNC's Dean Dome collapses from weight of "jersey fatigue"
CHAPEL HILL, N.C. -- The roof of the Dean E. Smith Student Activities Center collapsed last night causing major damage to the facility where the University of North Carolina plays its men's home basketball games. No casualties were reported.
Read full storyZac Efron speaks out against Military Draft
New York-- Legal research documentation, shows the military violates the Constitution when it drafts solders. The military and government agencies cannot even force men between the ages of 18 to 25 to register with the selective service.
Read full storyEx-Paris Hilton groupie and stick-woman Nicole Richie gives birth to lollipop!
LOS(T) ANGELES - CALIFORNI(C)A: Lionel Richie's little girl - the drugged out, drowned-in-drinks, wanna-be everybody's friend, socialite screw-up, Nicole Richie gave birth yesterday to a 2-pound lollipop.
Read full storyJames Bond to have gay lover in new film
The new James Bond film title is out and so it would seem is 007. According to the producers, James Bond will take a number of lovers both female and male in what is a major departure for the world's most famous spy. In a move destined to stun mo...
Read full storyAfrican Cup Of Nations Halted As Tribal Wars Break Out
The African Cup Of Nations football tournament has been abandoned due to a major outbreak of tribal conflicts which, authorities say, have threatened the stability of the whole continent. The flagship event, which kicked off in Ghana last Friday,...
Read full storyRosetta Stone: "Old, Damaged and Poorly Packed". Furious Ebay buyer posts Negative Feedback
London (Reuters) - The art world was reeling today after the winner of an Ebay auction for the Rosetta Stone posted negative feedback complaining that the stone was poorly packed, missed pieces and was "not the same colour as the photos".
Read full storyBelgian Prostitutes have to pay for sex
The normally quaint small country town of Bolloux (the 'x' is silent) in Belgium has entered the international news spotlight after reports that so desperate are its indigenous prostitute population that they have res...
Read full storyTalking Jesus Action Figure being recalled
The company that produces the Talking Jesus Action Figure, a big hit during the past Christmas season, has ordered a recall of the toy today.
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