There were 12,394 spoof news stories published in 2008. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to browse the spoof news archives.
Worlds Smallest Vagina - New Record Holder
The Guinness Book of Records has just confirmed that they have discovered the smallest vagina ever caught on record. It belongs to Jennifer Jenkins, a trailer-trash skank who lives somewhere in Nebraska.Read full story
Nick Jonas & Miley Cyrus Engaged
A shocker to us all Nick Jonas, 15 and star of "The Jonas Brothers" and pop sensation Miley Cyrus, 15 are engaged.Read full story
Miley Cyrus Vagina Now More Popular Than Britney Spears Vagina
There was great excitement in the entertainment sector today when the results of a nationwide survey revealed that the vagina owned by Miley Cyrus is now more popular than that of Britney Spears. The vaginas, both very similar in design, are curre...Read full story
Brenda Song nude pics for Joe Jonas!
In a dream I had last night, teen queen, Brenda Song took nude pictures of herself for Teen heartthrob/womanizer and ex boyfriend Joe Jonas. Jonas 19, now dating cougar Camilla Belle, has not denied that the nude pictures are for him. Song, 20, w...Read full story
Naked photos of Tom Cruise go for millions
Naked photos of hunky Tom Cruise have been sold for a million dollars and the new buyer of them is none other than George Michael.Read full story
Pictures of Jessica Alba's shaved pussy shown to very interested Vanessa Hudgens
Sultry 'Sin City' hotty Jessica Alba has handed over photographs of her shaven pussy (her cat of course!) to High School Musical star Vanessa Hudgens for further inspection. Alba says her cat had an accident involving a hedge trimmer at her Beverl...Read full story
Sarah Palin Nude Vagina Hotter than Britney Spears?
With the great furore over nude photos of Sarah Palin circulating the internet, the question on many peoples lips is, "Is Palin's vagina hotter than Britney's?" In an attempt to boost her flagging career, dizzy blonde Spears flashed her bits for t...Read full story
Zac Efron proposes to Vanessa Hudgens but...
American hearthrob, Zac Efron finally proposed to his girlfriend, Vanessa hUdgens, but the latter said she was not in the mood of marriage and she would rather concentrate on her career.Read full story
Selena Gomez Seen Kissing David Henrie Behind a Tree!
Wizards Of Waverly Place stars Selena Gomez and David Henrie were seen kissing behind a tree near a Brooklyn park.Read full story
Nigella Lawson's breasts on the web for free - and they are hot!
Nigella Lawson, voluptuous cook, has declared that she is to put her breasts on the web for absolutely no charge - and she particularly hopes that men will take up the offer.Read full story
British Whorse Society Thrilled As Daniel Radcliffe Named West End Naked Newcomer of the Year for Equus Role
London - (Bare Ass Mess): Harry Potter actor Daniel Radcliffe has been honored by the British Whorse Society's top gong, the West End Naked Newcomer of the Year, for his nude torso role in Equus.Read full story
Gay American Idol naked photos published on internet
Cyberspace - (Bare Faced Cheek Mess): Gay American Idol semi-finalist David Hernandez's nude lapdancing photos have flooded the net after appreciative fans from Phoenix's Dick's Cabaret & Strip Club mounted a spirited ca...Read full story
Naked photos of Zac Efron are sold on ebay
Naked photographs of Hollywood actor Zac Efron have been sold for one million dollars, according to the supermarket tabloid The National Scandal.Read full story
Rihanna Internet Sex Video
Rihanna, the pop sensation, has just appeared in a new video on an adult website.Read full story
Olympic swimmers to be required to swim nude
Olympic officials have determined that swimsuit makers Speedo, Inc, makers of the LZT racer, and Japan's Yamamoto Corporation have devised swimwear apparel that gives competitors sporting their outfits an unfair advantage over those who are not.Read full story
Georgina 'Satanic Sluts' Baillie on her high whorse about shagging Russell Brand
London - (Ross/Russ Mess): The foxy siren at the center of the Jonathan Ross/Russell Brand lurid phone call fiasco lashed out today at tabloid reports she had 'dared' her ex-shag to phone her Grandpa about shenanigans in the back seat of her 1999 La...Read full story
Disney Sweetheart Vanessa Hudgens Pregnant by 19-year old Zac Efron
Did you ever think that Disney-sweetheart, Vanessa Hudgens, would ever have a baby? Well imagine it! During what was going to be a routine interview, we learned a little more than we bargained for!...Read full story
Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders To Perform Naked
The Dallas Cowboys kick off the new season at Cleveland on September 7th with a brand new secret weapon in their artillery - naked Cheerleaders. The Cowboys will unveil the eyecatching lovelies in a bid to distract the Browns from their task in or...Read full story
Michelle Obama Pregnant
Stork's Landing, Illinois - It was smiles all around at the Obama house as First Mama, Michelle Obama, announced she is pregnant. The wife of President-elect Barack Obama broke the news at an impromptu press conference earlier today. "Yes, it's tr...Read full story
Happy 21st birthday Maria Sharapova as Russian males ponder if Putin's new trollop Alina Kabaeva is the country's new top erotic fantasy
Moscow - (Rotters): Russia's leading tabloid has reported that in a landmark poll of 2,000 red-blooded Russian males aged 18-69 this weekend over 95% were too pissed to answer any questions coherently.Read full story
Emma Watson experiences first orgasm
Emma Watson, the 18-year-old who played the female temptress Hermione Grange in the Harry Potter movies, excitedly exclaimed to family and friends that she had her first orgasm last night as she was watching television in her room.Read full story
Taylor Swift excited to be having a Jonas baby
Joe Jonas and Taylor Swift are becoming experts at creating a scandal. In a private interview with me, which no-one else witnessed, (honest, it happened), Joe Jonas confirmed his parents' worst nightmare - he and ex-girlfriend Taylor Swift are expect...Read full story
American Idol judge Simon Cowell had affair with David Hernandez!
In an incident that will take the stripping world and the musical world by storm, E! News has recently revealed* that American Idol music contestant (ex music contestant a day after this article is published)Read full story
Duffy agrees to pose nude
After weeks of relentless pressure, Duffy has agreed to pose nude for a magazine for an undisclosed fee. The details of the magazine or the photos have yet to be released, but Duffy made the announcement at a press conference yesterday.Read full story
Miley Cyrus Underwear Photo's Fakes
Hannah Montana's squeaky clean image is intact according to her father and country music legend Billy Ray. "Those photo's are not my little girl" and "They have been photo shopped by some sicko" he is reported as telling c...Read full story
Camel Toe shock for Miley Cyrus
Hannah Montana star Miley Cyrus got the shock of her life after coming face to face with a massive hairy camel toe. The teen starlet narrowly escaped being trod upon by the angry dromedary whilst visiting a refuge fo...Read full story
Daniel Craig Sues Daniel Radcliffe
Have you ever got Daniel Craig mixed up with Daniel Radcliffe? Thought not. One is a forty year old secret agent and the other is an eighteen year old wizard. Yet Craig seems to think that the public get mixed up between the two Daniels. He is so unh...Read full story
Is Brenda Song pregnant with Joe Jonas' baby?
Is Brenda Song really pregnant? Is that a baby bump? Is Joe Jonas the father? Many question and the answer to two of them is yes…although...to be more accurate...no. I asked Brenda (who lives round the block from me) if she was pregnant and aft...Read full story
Jessica Simpson apologizes for "wardrobe malfunction" on USO tour
Singer and actress Jessica Simpson issued a statement today adamantly denying claims that she purposely exposed her breast to U.S and British military personnel during a recent concert appearance on the military's USO tour in Kuwait.Read full story
Naked Sharapova signs up for Valentine's Day Hustler centerfold
Florida - (Cheeky Ass Mess): Russian-born blonde tennis ace Maria Sharapova has signed a $5 million contract to appear naked in a ten-page centerfold spread for Hustler magazine according to reports.Read full story
Mexican man still wishes to live in United States
(Tijuana, Mexico), Enrique Gonzales, a 33 year old Mexican laborer, says he would still like to live in the United States even though his country now has a higher standard of living.Read full story
How to talk shit like a professional
Preface: This is another one of those "Jesus Budda self help advice columns". It's essentially shit. Which is good for the purposes of the article. Learning Materials: A human being with a voice box capable of emitting sounds(most likely yourself), a sarcastic tone, a light bulb (for use in darkened areas in which you need to see the person (s) you are about to talk shit to, a bag of drie...Read full story
Teen Queen, Brenda Song had sex with Joe Jonas!
Tween-dream sensations Brenda Song and her rumored boyfriend Joe Jonas, have revealed to me in a dream that they had had sex together, 7 months ago before Joe started dating Taylor Swift. The rumored couple reportedly want to be more honest to the...Read full story
Sarah Palin's Porn Past
The Republican party was reeling this evening after revelations that its vice presidential candidate, Sarah Palin, had starred in a series of low budget Canadian softcore porn movies in the late 1970s. The films, with titles like Confessions of a...Read full story
Sarah Palin's daughter Again pregnant with McCain's baby: This time she must carry her own child!
Sarah Palin in good Christian conservative responsible parenting is refusing to carry her daughter's second child by John McCain. "Our family teaches compassion and personal responsibility. I agreed to carry my daughter's first child fathered by...Read full story
Prince Harry a fine example of British Youth arrives home to nothing short of Scandalous Reporting
Prince Harry has just returned from Helmand Province, Afghanistan from where he has been serving on the front line of the British Army facing the Taliban, one of the most ferocious foes on this planet.Read full story
Spitzer gay porno video nasties seized
Washington AC/DC - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): NYPD officers seized dozens of gay porn videos featuring Eliot Spitzer and Capitol Hill interns just hours before the Governor's March 10 televised press conference.Read full story
'Ugliest Woman in the world'
A wealthy female lawyer says she must be the ugliest woman in the world after having 5,000 marriage proposals turned down...Read full story
Obama Girl, Amber Lee Ettinger, takes it all off in Larry Flynt's Hustler Magazine raising campaign funds for a win in Iowa and beyond
Los Angeles, California The latest Internet wonder and possibly the greatest dancing sensational since John the Baptist lost his head, Obam...Read full story
More Tits, Ass and Beaver shots on TV this Season
Viewers are in for a wild ride this 2008 season following the announcement by National Geographic television that they are to show more flora and fauna in excessive detail than ever before.Read full story
Audrina Patridge: "My naked internet video porn ambitions"
California - (Bare Ass Mess): The Hills starlet Audrina Patridge has spoken about the 2003 nude porn videos that are doing the internet rounds this week showing the then underage reality TV wannabe promoting her inner talents.Read full story
Bearded Lady Also Had Hairy Balls
A Bearded Lady performing in a circus based in the Midlands, revealed this week that her chin isn't the only thing to be covered in unsightly hair - she also has a healthy pair of hairy testicles!...Read full story
Miley Cyrus Wears a Diaper
Miley Cyrus wears a diaper to combat a terrible defecation condition that has afflicted her since youth. The teen sensation managed to keep the details secret until now by insisting that attention be focused on her back and her hair only. But due...Read full story
Alistair Darling today revealed that the whole of Iceland has gone bankrupt following the collapse of the only Icelandic Bank, Landsbankinn. Thousands of people have been left without jobs as the credit crunch hit Iceland, and many more have been...Read full story
Hayden Panettiere sex tape on sale - Internet crashes!
Heroes starlet Hayden Panettiere has joined the ranks of the Hollywood elite by launching her own online sex video co-starring Angelina Jolie. Demand for the video has been so high the internet crashed at around 10pm last night and boffins have been...Read full story
Butt Plugs Replace Steroid Use
Cleveland, Ohio (IPP) - Authorities report a dramatic decline in the use of steroids by athletes in baseball and other sports. Butt plugs have replaced steroid use and its inherent dangers.Read full story
Andy Murray And Rafa Nadal Locked In 'Muscle Match'
Andy Murray and world number 1, Rafael Nadal, are locked in a battle for a Final berth against Roger Federer in the US Open at Flushing Meadows today, in what has been called the Muscle Match. Both these young men have impressive muscles, and deli...Read full story
Ann Coulter to pose nude in Playboy
It was announced Monday that Ann Coulter has decided to bare it all in the upcoming issue of Playboy. When asked as to the reason for the decision Coulter responded by saying "I want to show people that Republicans can be sexy, plus it gives peo...Read full story
Brenda Song & Rob Pattinson To star in Indie film, ''Burning Star''
Brenda Song and Rob Pattinson are set to star together in a new porn independent film called, "Burning Star". The new couple would like to appear in serious films for 20 year olds. Pattinson has one other movie to shoot and Song has one more seas...Read full story
Lady Samantha Four-Bums Wins Olympic Beach Volley Ball Pairs By Herself!
While the world watched the American porn stars Misty May-Crack and her partner Alyssa Alps tear their half naked way through the Beach Volley Ball Olympics, no one expected that a British Noble would grab the gold. But Lady Samantha Four-Bums brough...Read full story
Miley Cyrus, Zac Efron, Tits, Sarah Palin and Nick Jonas appear in the same headline...again
It has been touted as the most shocking headline in the history of headlines: Miley Cyrus, Nick Jonas, Sarah Palin and tits all featuring in the same sentence. Not since the glory days of 'Elvis, Jerry Lee lewis,Roman Polanski, Charlie Chaplin, G...Read full story
Paris Hilton Sex Video Wins SAG Award
The world was shocked when Johnny Depp took the Screen Actors Guild award of Best Actor for his role of Captain Jack Sparrow in the film Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl. The world was awed when Charlize Theron took the Screen Actor...Read full story
Zac Efron smacks Vanessa Hudgens' Ass
High School Musical heartthrob Zac Efron has got himself in trouble after he was accused of smacking co-star Vanessa Hudgen's donkey. Hudgens invited Efron around to show him her camel toe - just own of many sick animals with foot problems tha...Read full story
Teen queens, Brenda Song and Selena Gomez have a surprise for eveyone!
Teen queens, Brenda Song and Selena Gomez are reportedly petitioning to appear on the cover of a magazine, but they want to do it fully nude. Song, 20 and Gomez, 16 are both planning to appear on the cover of the magazine (like Miley did not so l...Read full story
Jamie Lynn Spears encourages teenage girls to become pregnant
Jamie Lynn Spears, the 16-year-old pregnant sister of Britney Spears and star of Zoey 101, announced on her web site last week that being 16 and pregnant is "like totally awesome" and encouraged other young teens to become pregnant too.Read full story
Doctor Who Star David Tennant To Return To His Porn Film Roots
David Tennant, the star of Doctor Who, is to leave the show and return to the scene where he first made his mark in showbusiness - the Porn Industry. Tennant, who has played the Doctor for three series, was seen injured by a single shot from a Dal...Read full story
Goldman Sachs Encourages Sex Changes By Employees
WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) -- The fabulously rich bankers and traders at Goldman Sachs who enjoy big salaries and bonuses now enjoy free sex-change surgery in a new perk.Read full story
George Carlin's Last Joke: I'm Dead!
(La La Land, CA) - In what he felt was his funniest anti-establishment joke of all time, George Carlin died yesterday.Read full story
In Major Blunder, Obama Says Sky Is Blue
AP - In a major campaign blunder, Senator Barack Obama stated today that the sky is blue.Read full story
Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Deny 'Naked' And 'Sex' Claims
Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders, angry at claims on a satirical news website that they are to perform naked, and are to simulate live sex scenes at halftime, have issued a statement to the effect that the claim isRead full story
Jamie Lynn Spears Pregnant Again, Expecting Second Child Three Months After Birth of First
Teen mother and actress Jamie Lynn Spears is once again pregnant, just three months after the birth of her first baby. The 17 year old left her cable television series, and will apparently not be going back any time soon. When asked to verify her...Read full story
WalMart in $25 million life-size nude Maria Sharapova blow-up rubber doll deal
Off the Wall Street - (Cute Russian Ass & Tits Mess): The City was in buoyant mood today following the announcement that WalMart Holdings has successfully negotiated a $25 million deal to the exclusive marketing rights of a life-size nude Maria Shara...Read full story
Big Foot Discovered in Sasquatch Georgia
Sasquatch, Georgia (IPP) _ The search for Big Foot is over. A Georgia man has collected the one-million dollar reward that was offered to the first person to prove that Big Foot really exists. Jimmy McClure was driving south on Highway 41 in cen...Read full story
The Curse Of The Last Of The Summer Wine
Actor Stephen Lewis today revealed why he left the popular BBC comedy series "The Last Of The Summer Wine". This show written by Roy Clarke has been running continuously since it began back in 1973 and remains popular Sunday teatime viewing due to it...Read full story
Vanessa Hudgens rushes to Zac Efron's hospital bedside; Efron's emergency services delayed because of it
Hollywood, California - Although Zac Efron is okay now, fellow hospital patients say it was touch and go for a while there, as emergency services were delayed for a period upon his arrival at the hospital. According to hospital admission records, Zac...Read full story
Dolly Parton says Miley Cyrus' Tits are too small
Country music legend Dolly Parton has told teenage superstar Miley Cyrus that her tits are too small and that she'll need to work on making them bigger. Parton was of course referring to Cyrus' avian titties and the small size of the chicks compar...Read full story
Kate Silverton Lipstick Application Sparks Viewer Complaints
The sexy BBC newsreader Kate Silverton is in trouble with her bosses after more than 2500 viewers rang the Beeb yesterday afternoon to complain that the vampish presenter's lips were "too pink", and that she was putting many of them off their lunch.Read full story
First Pregnant Man, Thomas Beatie, psychoanalyzed by Dr. Phil
Burbank, California - As part of his contract with Oprah (Harpo Productions), Dr. Phil has arranged to be the first and only psychiatrist to date to be afforded the opportunity to psychoanalyze the world's first pregnant man, Thomas Beatie. Condu...Read full story
Grace arrested over Caylee Anthony kidnapping
FBI raided the offices of the Nancy Grace show yesterday and placed Headline News Cable TV's Nancy Grace in handcuffs. Grace was arrested regarding the kidnapping Caylee Anthony. That same evening Nancy Grace's home was also raided and her twins...Read full story
Man Shits Himself During World Record Fart Attempt
Mr Arnold Trumper was today being comforted by friends and family after a world record farting attempt ended in disaster. Mr Trumper from Dudley in the West Midlands was yesterday attempting to break the record for the world's longest fart. After...Read full story
Eva Mendes enters Rehab for a sexual addiction to herself; scheduled to undergo electric shock therapy; PETA plans rescue operation
Hollywood, California - Eva Mendes, the luscious leggy Latin lassie and PETA's (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) spokesperson, is the latest Hollywood starlet forced into Rehab in an attempt to combat an addition gone out of control.Read full story
Vanessa Hudgens demands Zac Efron get an emergency vasectomy before the shooting of "High School Musical 3"
Hollywood, California - Now the truth comes out about Zac Efron's trip to the emergency room at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center a day after his emergency surgery. It was not, as first reported in the media, to have Efron's appendix removed. That...Read full story
Emma Watson's new tits impress Daniel Radcliffe
Star of screen and Harry Potter films, Emma Watson, today showed the world and Daniel Radcliffe her new tits. Fresh from a trip to the Himalayas following the recent Olympics (the Olympics were of course not held in the Himalayas), the Himalayan M...Read full story
Sarah Palin sex tape shows she dressed up as Tina Fey for Halloween
New York, New York - It is well known that Sarah Palin dressed up as Tina Fey for Halloween but until the release of the Palin sex tape on the Internet, no one knew that she would often would remain in character back home in the bedroom where she wou...Read full story
Carla Brunei naked internet video porn to be auctioned in New York
New York - (Naked Ass Mess): A naked pornographic video of France's Madame Carla Brunei is to be auctioned in New York next month.Read full story
Maria Sharapova: "Roger Federer is very sexy"
Maria Sharapova may have put an end to the recent controversy over whether Roger Federer is handsome or not.Read full story
Plus Size Role Model Speaks Out Against Anorexia
Plus Size model, Jen Hunter, 25, has spoken out in an effort to deter impressionable young women from dieting to themselves to death. Jen, who at 7 stone 2 pounds (98 pounds) is classed as Plus Size in the modelling industry says that there is fa...Read full story
Abhishek Bachchan denies celibate marriage, gay porno video stories
Mumbai - (Ludicrous Mess): Bollywood movie star Abhishek Bachchan has hit out at persistent reports that his nine month marriage to green-eyed screen goddess and former Miss World Aishwarya Rai is a celibate affair, "a passionless marriage of co...Read full story
New Olympic Sport: Face Sitting
This year's Chinese Olympics are to be graced with a new sport that not many people have heard about - the Face Sitting Marathon.Read full story
Nipple Shots Of Sarah Palin Could Make You $100,000 Richer!
We have been witness to the incredible story of the first female Republican Party VP choice, Sarah Palin, (current Alaskan Governor), for less than 2 weeks now and both America and the World are still awestruck! She's 44 and she's hot! Not too young, not quite older, but just right, with that magnetic attraction men must hide in the presence of the wife or girlfriend or no sex tonight guys! Learn...Read full story
Nude pics of Mario Lopez circulating
Nude revealing photos of one of Hollywood's most enduring actors, San Diego born Mario Lopez, have been sold to the national B-S Review for over 1 million dollars.Read full story
Palin Sought Big Fed Bucks to Find Cure for Crabs!
Itchy Sarah Palin, mayor of Wasilla, Alaska which has more pubic lice than people sought large Federal grants to find a cure for the crabs. Palin told a Congressional committee charged with investigating Pthirus pubis ("crab" louse, pubic louse) that...Read full story
Britney Spears' Vagina To Retire From Public Life With Immediate Effect
Britney Spears vagina, for so long an icon in the world of pop music and art, and just about the only part of the star that anyone is really interested in anymore, is to retire from public life, and to take a well-earned rest...Read full story
Miley Cyrus getting Gum Job?
The Entertainment World and Cosmetic Surgery is getting stranger everyday. Who had ever heard of gum surgery? Yep. That's right. Miley Cyrus, star of the hit tween show 'Hannnah Montana', and daughter of Billy Ray Cyrus is said to be unde...Read full story
Miley Cyrus dresses like a Vagina and Zac Efron dresses like a Cock
Teenagers all across the globe have been banned from accessing magazines, televison and their computers by frustrated parents following the leaking of an image of explicit images of Miley Cyrus and Zac Efron in '...Read full story
Sprouse and Gomez Scandal!
TWIN TWEEN icons Dylan and Cole Sprouse have been caught in the middle of some pregnancy rumours involving Selena Gomez. Cole Sprouse was dating Gomez at the time, but things got a little out of hand after the boy's 16th birthday party. Afte...Read full story
Child Protective Services Investigates New Mother Jamie Lynn Spears
Jamie Lynn Spears, former star of Zoey 101 and the latest teenage mother in the South, is under investigation already by child protective services for treatment of her three week old child. Maddie Briann Aldridge, daughter of Spears and fiance C...Read full story
Swedes have best tits in the world
'It is one of the greatest spectacles on earth and I for one will never forget the sight of all those magnificent tits straining against the very fabric of life itself in the pursuit of immortality'...Read full story
California parents arrested -- Caught Home-schooling their children without a teaching credential
Sacramento, California - A three-judge panel from the 2nd District Court of Appeals made it illegal on February 28 for any parent to home school their child, unless they have a teaching or tutor credential. Upon hearing the ruling, school districts o...Read full story
Daniel And Rupert Boycott Emma Watson's Birthday Bash After She Refuses To Strip For Them
Last Saturday well known Harry Potter actress Emma Watson turned 18 and she threw a massive celeb party for herself. However both Rupert Grint and Daniel Radcliffe didn't even bother to turn up. Something that was widely speculated about afterwar...Read full story
Zoo Animals Rape & Eat Austrian Sex Freak
Vienna AUSTRIA, (TS) Josef Pretzl, the Austrian man who fathered seven children with his daughter while keeping her locked up in a subterranean dungeon as a sex slave for 24 years, will plead insanity to avoid a prison sentence.Read full story
Mossad Pension Fund hit for $900 million in Madoff Ponzi scam
Tel Aviv - (Sorry Ass Mess): The Israeli secret intelligence service is hopping mad after Off-the-Wall-St trader Bernard Madoff lost 95% of the Mossad's pension fund in his $50 billion hedge fund collapse. "How come we didn't see this one coming?"...Read full story
Miley Cyrus takes over from Vanessa Hudgens as poster-child for corruption
Hollywood, Ca - (Cheeky Ass Mess): Vanessa Hudgens' reign as a poster-child for corruption is finally over and a new Queen Slut has taken over the throne.Read full story
Cristiano Ronaldo, Vanessa Hudgens and Britney Spears Vagina Included In Story In Cynical Attempt To Score Points
In a shock move, a writer has written a story containing the names of Cristiano Ronaldo, Vanessa Hudgens and Britney Spears in a callous attempt to boost his points total on satirical news website TheSpoof.com.Read full story
Daniel Radcliffe And Emma Watson Hospitalised After Accident.
In a freak accident some are calling too much of a coincidence, both Harry Potter actors Daniel Radcliffe (Harry Potter himself) and Emma Watson (clever clogs side kick) have been badly injured.Read full story
Women's study on average penis size yields negative results.
Houston, Texas- A recent Houston women's study found that among the 1,004 four men who involuntarily submitted information on their penis size, very few were at all impressive or up to par.Read full story
Jamie Lynn: Sex Scandal
Nickelodeon actress Jamie Lynn Spears admitted to pregnancy two months ago, and now it has been discovered who the father of her child is.Read full story
Britney Spears Net Worth Estimated at $125 Million
Accountants estimate that the net worth of Britney Spears, rumored to be running out of money, at $125,000,000. Sales of her photos, videos, albums, and signature perfume line are estimated to profit other companies about $400 million a year. If...Read full story
Miley Cyrus reveals she likes to shower naked
Raunchy 'Hannah Montana' star Miley Cyrus has told an insider that she likes to shower completely naked. The sultry singer/actress has said she likes nothing more than feeling warm water flowing across her body while she stands beneath a hose. Som...Read full story
S.I. Swimsuit Models Describe Terrifying Conditions Shooting the Famous Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition
A group of swimsuit models from a recent Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition have filed complaints against the magazine due to "unsafe and inhumane working conditions and standards." Cathy Scotland, Nellie MacPerson, and Holly Simons are suing i...Read full story
Large Hardon Collider Ready to Test Theories of Condom Mechanics
Scientists are near to beginning tests with the Large Hardon Collider, located on the Swiss-French border. The collider, which will feature male porn stars from around the world, will be used to test the strength and properties of new condom materia...Read full story