California Students In Trouble For Eating Pussy

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Monday, 28 January 2008

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"It is easier to eat when the hair doesn't get in the way," said one student

High school students at a Southern California private school are in trouble with the local law enforecement officials and the school board. Thirty teenagers at the Chang Ki Check High School in San Diego face charges for violating both local law and school policy.

In a unit on oriental cooking in a homemaking class, students Kim Li and Kwan Li (no relation) captured a local neighborhood cat, killed and skinned it, and cooked it in a wok for fellow students.

"Everyone seemed to enjoy the taste of the pussy, even if we did miss a few hairs. We wanted to give our classmates an authentic oriental experience."

After the oral sex orgy, they ate the cat. "We flavored the dish with some snow peas, a little bit of bean sprouts, and some soy sauce," said Kim.

In their next unit, the students will learn the proper way to eat a weiner.

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