Zac Efron speaks out against Military Draft

Written by Cheryl

Monday, 14 January 2008

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Gays heading to military recruiters office

New York-- Legal research documentation, shows the military violates the Constitution when it drafts solders. The military and government agencies cannot even force men between the ages of 18 to 25 to register with the selective service.

If the military or agencies were to draft or force men to register with the selective service then it violates Amendment XIII of the U.S. Constitution, Section 1:

Neither slavery nor involuntary servitude, except as a punishment for crime whereof the party shall have been duly convicted, shall exist within the United States, or any place subject to their jurisdiction.

"Threatening a man with a prison term if he does not join the military as part of the draft is involuntary servitude." says, Zac Efron.

Men between the ages of 18 and 25 are threaten with prison terms if they don't register for the selective service. This is involuntary servitude.

The law says: "Registration is the law. A man who fails to register with the selective service may, if prosecuted and convicted, face a fine of up to $250,000 and/or a prison term of up to five years."

While Zac Efron says: "The military and agencies can only ask volunteers to register with the selective service and to join the military."

Efron, clearly with a bee in his bonnet, then began to speak his mind about the way the law treats gays: "Law makers don't give Gay people the right to get married and yet straight people and gay people pay taxes and are entitled to the same rights under the law.

"There is many wrongs that lawmakers have been hiding from the Gay community. Addressing lawmakers about their wrong can help insure a checks and balances on legislative bodies. George Washington spoke those words over 200 years ago before they enacted him as the country's first president.

"Giving gay people the right to get married because they are taxpayers who deserve equal rights under the law is no great burden for lawmakers, and ex slave owners, to accomplish. Remember taxation without representation?"

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