Monday, 28 January 2008

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One Wall Street banker calls Britney a real "cash cow."

Accountants estimate that the net worth of Britney Spears, rumored to be running out of money, at $125,000,000. Sales of her photos, videos, albums, and signature perfume line are estimated to profit other companies about $400 million a year.

If Wall Street has their say, this tarnished Pop Princess/Pop Tart isn't going away any time soon. Said one banker who wished to remain anonymous, "I guess you really can call her a cash cow!"

Even while Britney makes an estimated $9 million a year, she is only paying her ex-husband $30,000 a month in child support (less than five percent of her income). Federline's income from commercial and music work, however, brings his total yearly intake to about one million dollars (enough to keep the kids in diapers and formula).

When told that her net worth was $125 million, the singer asked "Is that in dollars or cash?"

When asked if she ever thought that she might run out of money, Spears replied that "Brazilian bikini waxes are not cheap" and "I got a knocked up sister to support."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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