Zac Efron Diagnosed With OCD!

Funny story written by Lila

Friday, 4 January 2008

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Oh crap. Don't tell Zac!

Triple threat and teen hottie Zac Efron has just been diagnosed with OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder). He's had all the girls screaming from his dazzling smile and side-swept golden brown locks, not to mention his perfect chiseled body, but what would they do once they found out he has OCD?

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder affects the part of the brain that makes you care about every little thing being perfect. Basically, you are a perfectionist.

After rooming with him for three weeks on the set of high school Musical, Good friend and co-worker Corbin Bleu has noticed this in his ways of living.

"I was cooking dinner one night, and Zac came in the door. He looked happy until he saw me. I was stirring the pasta sauce and he stormed up to me and put his hidden apron on me. At first I thought it was weird, but then I just forgot about it. I also spilled a drop of spaghetti sauce on the counter, and he jumped off the couch and cleaned it up. Sometimes I just wonder if he has OCD or he's just a homo." says Corbin.

Girlfriend and co-worker Vanessa Huggens has also noticed these strange and annoying habits in his behaviour. "You know how you can just tell when someone has OCD? Like after five minutes of knowing them? Well, Zac wasn't like that. You wouldn't have guessed right when you met him. He's a pretty easy-going guy. I think he's only like that in his living situation. That's where you notice it more."

So it's finally out. He has come out of the closet. Some may think he has OCD, and some still think he is gay. I, on the other hand, am not allowed to voice my own opinion since I am the reporter and that would be biassed.


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