There were 528 spoof news stories published in December 2007. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.

President's Book of Secrets From National Treasure Movie Really Exists

Funny story: President's Book of Secrets From National Treasure Movie Really Exists

In National Treasure: Book of Secrets, a recent sequel to the first National Treasure film starring Nicolas Cage, a book called the President's Book of Secrets is introduced as a vital clue to solving a mystery. In the movie, this book is hidden...

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4 Girls Finger Paint short film Harms National Security

Funny story: 4 Girls Finger Paint short film Harms National Security

Seattle Wa.- World famous Youtube.com has announced that it will start to sensor certain content. A newly formed short film call 4 Girls Finger Paint, is a sequel of 2 Girls 1 Cup and the flurry of reaction movies are bogging down the internet ser...

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Researchers Discover Link Between Masturbation and Acne

Funny story: Researchers Discover Link Between Masturbation and Acne

Researchers at Johns Hopkins University Medical School have discovered a link between frequency of masturbation and amount of acne. The study, to be published in the New England Journal of Medicine in January, brings these connections to light and p...

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Jamie Lynn Spears' Vagina Gives Birth to Baby Big Foot

Funny story: Jamie Lynn Spears' Vagina Gives Birth to Baby Big Foot

It has been recently announced star of the Disney production, Zoe 101, 16 year old, Jamie Lynn Spears is expecting a child, she's been pregnant for the last three months.

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Pregnant Jamie Lynn Spears to Star in Knocked Up Sequel

Funny story: Pregnant Jamie Lynn Spears to Star in Knocked Up Sequel

Jamie Lynn Spears, the 16 year old younger sister of Pop tart Britney Spears, made a double announcement today. First, she is pregnant by her 19 year old live-in boyfriend (no statutory rape charges are pending at this time). Second, she is going t...

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NASA plans to blow up Mars if asteroid misses

Funny story: NASA plans to blow up Mars if asteroid misses

NASA officials announced today that if the asteroid currently heading towards Mars fails to strike, they plan on blowing the planet up with nuclear weapons themselves.

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Jamie Spears Vagina to be Seen More Often than Sister's In Live Baby Delivery Broadcast

Funny story: Jamie Spears Vagina to be Seen More Often than Sister's In Live Baby Delivery Broadcast

In late 2006, pictures of the naked vagina of Britney Spears became the most viewed and most searched internet photos of all times. In an attempt to upstage her sister, Jamie Spears has decided to allow her delivery to be broadcast live on televisio...

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Jami Lynn Spears shaves head, poses naked!

Funny story: Jami Lynn Spears shaves head, poses naked!

Just-pregnant Jami Lynn Spears hopes to follow in the footsteps of big sis Britney and actresses like Demi Moore and Christina Aguilera by posing naked during her pregnancy.

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A Special Christmas Present for John Edwards

Funny story: A Special Christmas Present for John Edwards

CHAPEL HILL, NORTH CAROLINA - Rielle Hunter is planning to give presidential hopeful John Edwards a special gift this Christmas. Miss Hunter, a former Edwards campaign worker, said, "John and I shopped together for this gift about six m...

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Sex Law Blunder Threatens Teens

Funny story: Sex Law Blunder Threatens Teens

A lawyer has uncovered a drafting error in the UK consent laws making sex compulsory from the age of 16.

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Nude Pamela Anderson to headline Vancouver's "Polar Bear Swim" on New Year's Day! Top prize "Trip to Hollywood" goes to the "Best frozen nipples"!!

Funny story: Nude Pamela Anderson to headline Vancouver's "Polar Bear Swim" on New Year's Day! Top prize "Trip to Hollywood" goes to the "Best frozen nipples"!!

Canada's real life Barbie doll - Pamela Anderson - will be the star NUDE attraction at the January 1st "Polar Bear Swim".

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Historians trace Santa to exiled Finnish child molester poet

Funny story: Historians trace Santa to exiled Finnish child molester poet

Historians at Harvard University said today that they have discovered a link between the modern day Santa Clause, the Dutch Sinter Klaas and exiled child molester and 17th century Finnish poet, Lisko Alapartanen, roughly translated, "Mr. lower b...

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Jamie Lynn Spears' pregnancy to be written into "Zoey 101"; set to examine the rare medical condition of teenage infertility, says Nickelodeon

Funny story: Jamie Lynn Spears' pregnancy to be written into "Zoey 101"; set to examine the rare medical condition of teenage infertility, says Nickelodeon

Hollywood, California - With school districts giving out birth control to 11-year-olds and teen pregnancy on the rise throughout the nation, 16-year-old Jamie Lynn Spears' pregnancy with her live-in boyfriend has all the talk shows hypocritically...

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Report Reveals All Poetry is Rubbish

Funny story: Report Reveals All Poetry is Rubbish

It was once a byword for romance and sophistication - the literary form of choice for tentative suitors and genteel fops alike, but new research published today has revealed that poetry is, as many had feared, "pretentious, cumbersome and utterl...

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Louisiana Shotgun Wedding for Pregnant Jamie Spears

Funny story: Louisiana Shotgun Wedding for Pregnant Jamie Spears

Jamie Lynn Spears, the actress and pregnant younger sister of pop tart Britney Spears, will be walking down the aisle. The wedding, to take place at the Mule Creek Baptist Church and Bait Shop, will feature the father leading his daughter by one han...

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Envious of Ron Paul's blimp, other candidates also obtain weird vehicles

Funny story: Envious of Ron Paul's blimp, other candidates also obtain weird vehicles

The acquisition of a blimp by Republican candidate Ron Paul has thrown the 2008 presidential race into a turmoil, as other candidates scramble to catch up with Paul by getting strange, wildly impractical vehicles of their own.

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Ron Paul Tea Party completely bombs

In what was predicted to be a historical day in politics, December 16, 2007, the so-called Ron Paul Tea Party Money Bomb has, well, bombed.

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Jessica Alba's tiny tutee fruity booty is all knocked up, she says

Funny story: Jessica Alba's tiny tutee fruity booty is all knocked up, she says

Hollywood, California - Men, who love women with boy butts, or struggling to repress any latent homosexual tendencies, broke out into tears when they heard the news of Jessica Alba's pregnancy today.

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Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer dies of alcoholism

Funny story: Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer dies of alcoholism

Rudolph, the famous beacon nosed reindeer who helped Santa Claus guide his sleigh during a treacherous winter night some 60 years ago, has died of alcoholism. He was 73.

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Kim Kardashian wants a lesbian tango with Britney Spears for $1 mil

Funny story: Kim Kardashian wants a lesbian tango with Britney Spears for $1 mil

Hot pop musical artist Britney Spears has made sexual verbal ogling towards reality star Kim Kardashian. It has been reported the Britney Spears is a big fan of the lowly rated reality show. The strange and bewildering thing about this story is tha...

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Boy transformed into large Yam!

Funny story: Boy transformed into large Yam!

Nigerian police are investigating a bizarre claim that a boy has been turned into a yam by a witchdoctor.

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Jamie Lynn: Britney impregnated me with Ron Paul's sperm

Funny story: Jamie Lynn: Britney impregnated me with Ron Paul's sperm

The entertainment world was shocked to hear that Jamie Lynn Spears was pregnant and now it turns out that they are to be shocked once again with the startling revelation that her sister Britney secretly impregnated her

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Queen seen by millions on YouTube

Funny story: Queen seen by millions on YouTube

This year's Christmas Day message on the Royal Channel marks the 50th anniversary of the first televised Christmas Day message.

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Dr. Phil psychoanalyzes Jamie Lynn Spears' pregnancy for any latent self-sabotaging mother issues

Funny story: Dr. Phil psychoanalyzes Jamie Lynn Spears' pregnancy for any latent self-sabotaging mother issues

Hollywood, California - Dr. Phil, self-described country psychologist, has just finished taping a show today in which he psychoanalyzed Jamie Lynn Spears' pregnancy for any latent self-sabotaging mother issues. Convinced that her pregnancy is no...

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Three wise men depend on OnStar

Funny story: Three wise men depend on OnStar

Three wise men were reported last night by the Jordanian Desert Patrol traveling east from Najd and the Arabian Peninsula on camels through the Syrian Dessert at pretty fast speeds.

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Gypsies find home in American mall kiosks

Funny story: Gypsies find home in American mall kiosks

Rom gypsies who prize enjoyment of life, family, and group loyalty over hard work for the sake of wealth are finding a home this Christmas in American mall kiosks according to veteran gypsy scholar, David Wrangler of the American Gypsy Lore Society.

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Hillary Clinton in makeup scandal

Funny story: Hillary Clinton in makeup scandal

Aspiring presidential candidate and New York senator Hillary Clinton accidentally attended a Democratic fundraiser at the Washington, DC Marriot last night dressed in dowdy clothes and without her make-up and false teeth revealing her to be an ugly a...

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Jamie Lynn Spears pregnant - fears for safety from demented sister Britney

Funny story: Jamie Lynn Spears pregnant - fears for safety from demented sister Britney

16 year old Zooey 101 'actress', Jamie Lynn Spears is reportedly pregnant, but that is the least of her worries.

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New Royal Navy Warship launched - more to follow

Funny story: New Royal Navy Warship launched - more to follow

Details have been released regarding Britain's next generation of fighting Ships.

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Romo admits concentrating on Simpson's breasts

Funny story: Romo admits concentrating on Simpson's breasts

DALLAS - Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo blamed his poor performance Sunday on looking at Jessica Simpson's breasts instead of looking for his receivers.

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Tony Blair Converts to Catholicism Over Crucified Beauty Queen Pics

Funny story: Tony Blair Converts to Catholicism Over Crucified Beauty Queen Pics

Ex-Prime Minister Tony Blair has had a religious epiphany after seeing beauty queen Valerie Begue crucified suggestively in a swimming pool.

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Princess Diana Inquest Gets Even More Unnecessarily Gory

Funny story: Princess Diana Inquest Gets Even More Unnecessarily Gory

The inquest into the deaths of Princess Diana and her boyfriend Dodi al-Fayed has descended into a veritable horrorshow of blood and gore, according to witnesses.

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Teen Sex Linked to Color of Shirt

Funny story: Teen Sex Linked to Color of Shirt

WASHINGTON - In a startling report issued today by researchers at the Center for Science in the Pubic Interest, statistics show that teenagers are 78% more likely to have sex if they wear white shirts with collars.

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Canada's nude resort to host "counter" Olympics - all events to be co-ed.

Funny story: Canada's nude resort to host "counter" Olympics - all events to be co-ed.

As corporate Canada prepares to host the 2010 Olympics in Whistler, BC, a group of counter-culturists is preparing to host its own "Nude" Olympic games in the summer of 2008.

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Andy Murray To Play Wimbledon 2008 In Kilt

Funny story: Andy Murray To Play Wimbledon 2008 In Kilt

Andy Murray, the moody Scottish tennis player, is heading for a showdown with the games ruling body, after he declared his intention to break the strict dress code for Wimbledon 2008, by wearing a tartan kilt with NOTHING UND...

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Britney Spears and Paul McCartney Admit Torrid Affair

Funny story: Britney Spears and Paul McCartney Admit Torrid Affair

CAMDEN, NEW JERSEY - Paul McCartney told a group of reporters that he was, "hopelessly addicted to blond peach fuzz."...

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Birthday joy as Vanessa Hudgens asked to front Campaign For Real Breasts

Hollywood, California - (Bare-Ass Mess): High School Musical actress Vanessa Hudgens has been approached by Hustler! magazine to be the face and mammaries of a new campaign to promote silicone-free tits.

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Microsoft Opens Retail Stores to Compete With Apple

Funny story: Microsoft Opens Retail Stores to Compete With Apple

NEW YORK (FMLiveWire) - Bill Gates has personally opened his first Microsoft retail store, in Manhattan to compete with the brilliantly successful stores selling Apple computer products.

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Hillary Clinton Relied on Soft Porn in Foreign Policy as First Lady

Funny story: Hillary Clinton Relied on Soft Porn in Foreign Policy as First Lady

Washington AC/DC - (Bad Ass Mess): So desperate was Hillary Clinton to conceal her lesbianity during her White House First Lady days that she created the spin machine that conjured up the entire Santa Monica Lewinski brouhaha.

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Aboriginal Peoples May Have Practiced Contraception

Funny story: Aboriginal Peoples May Have Practiced Contraception

CANADIAN PRESS - A newly discovered inscription, believed to be Native American in origin, has given birth to the theory that some of the early Aboriginal peoples of North America may have practiced contraception.

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Julianne Hough get Crabs from Helio Castroneves

Funny story: Julianne Hough get Crabs from Helio Castroneves

Julianne Hough is a well known Ball Room dancer featured on ABC Dances with the Star. She was treated at the Atlanta Regional Medical center for a sexually transmitted disease (STD) called Crabs (also called pubic lice) which are small, wingless ins...

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Ron Paul Caught Peeping in Davenport Women's Bathroom Window

Funny story: Ron Paul Caught Peeping in Davenport Women's Bathroom Window

Davenport, Iowa - Desperate to reach voters in Iowa, an embarrassed Ron Paul today admitted looking in a Davenport woman's bathroom window, apologizing for the incident later in the day.

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Zanessa over because of Zashley?

Zac Efron reported to us first that he and long-time girlfriend Vanessa Hudgens have split.

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Muslim Woman Stoned For Slagging Off Scottish Footballer

Funny story: Muslim Woman Stoned For Slagging Off Scottish Footballer

A Muslim woman in Glasgow has been arrested and stoned after it was alleged she insulted and demonized the ex-Rangers and Celtic player Mohammed Johnston.

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New Internet Poll Shows Ron Paul Leading With 120%

Funny story: New Internet Poll Shows Ron Paul Leading With 120%

Charleston, SC - A recent online poll conducted recently showed Presidential candidate Ron Paul leading the other candidates with 120% of responses in his favor. Criticisms have arose regarding the authenticity of such online polls, which seem to def...

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Branson livid as classified archives name him son of Nazi UK Prince

Funny story: Branson livid as classified archives name him son of Nazi UK Prince

London - (Bad Ass Mess): Mendacious Virgin Inter-Galactic CEO Richard Branson is in hiding today after the British Foreign Orifice released classified papers naming him as the bastard son of the Nazi Prince Charles Edward.

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Britney Spears shags British paparazzo for an exclusive exposé; trys out her new PR campaign to win back the public's attention

Funny story: Britney Spears shags British paparazzo for an exclusive exposé; trys out her new PR campaign to win back the public's attention

Hollywood, California - Concerned that her little sister, Jamie Lynn, is diverting the public's attention away from her with the news of her teen pregnancy, Britney has responded by engaging in an aggressive one-on-one public relations campaign w...

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No Bong Hits for Big Ben this Year!

Funny story: No Bong Hits for Big Ben this Year!

In a shock report in 'Campanologists Weekly', it has been revealed that the famous 'Big Ben', used for well over a century to ring in the New Year will be silent.

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Brokeback Mountain toy camping set recalled due to possible franks and beans choking hazard

Funny story: Brokeback Mountain toy camping set recalled due to possible franks and beans choking hazard

Hollywood, California - According to the FDA, small franks and beans accessory parts from the toy Cowboy action figure camping set can become detached and lodged in the throat, presenting a possible choking hazard.

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Brangelina's secret "two-of-a-kind" Christmas gift !

Funny story: Brangelina's secret "two-of-a-kind" Christmas gift !

[Celebrity Babyland -Africa]: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have found the perfect Christmas gift for their brood of Jolie-Pitts. Maddox, Zahara, Shiloh and Pax will have a new set of co...

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Dolly the Sheep, Kylie & Des 'Crack Cocaine' Lynam: Gorgon Brown's Trash-for-Honours 2008

Funny story: Dolly the Sheep, Kylie & Des 'Crack Cocaine' Lynam: Gorgon Brown's Trash-for-Honours 2008

Drowning Street - (Worse Ass Mess): "Arise, Dame Kylie Minogue of Trashville!" Buckingham Palace is getting ready to honor the biggest trash heap ever to be inflicted on the beleaguered and long-suffering British public since Whore on Terra...

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Bin Laden spotted in Soho

Funny story: Bin Laden spotted in Soho

Wanted terrorist Osama Bin Laden has been spotted in Soho square today, it has been reported he is going to be interviewed for the England job. It is not without a show of dismay from England fans, who are disappointed to see someone...

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Desperate Musharraf forces son BILAL to take on Bhutto's son BILAWAL - 'Mano a Mano'

Funny story: Desperate Musharraf forces son BILAL to take on Bhutto's son BILAWAL - 'Mano a Mano'

ISLAM-A-BAD, PAW-KISS-TAN: Miffed by all the publicity accorded to 19-year old Bilawal Bhutto Zardari, - the new leader of the Pakistan People's Party - a pouting Musharraf phoned up his son Bilal in the US, orde...

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Why Kurds don't mix with Rice and Turkey

Funny story: Why Kurds don't mix with Rice and Turkey

The head of Iraq's Kurdish regional government has refused to meet with the US secretary of state Condoleezza Rice. US politicians have accused the Kurds of shunning her due to American support...

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Police Arrest Several Randy 19-Year-Olds At Manchester United Christmas 'Do'

Funny story: Police Arrest Several Randy 19-Year-Olds At Manchester United Christmas 'Do'

Greater Manchester Police say they have arrested several 19-year-old football players on suspicion of various offences after the Manchester United Christmas Shindig in Castlefield got a bit 'out-...

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Spears Family Running Out of Ways to Prove White Trashiness

Funny story: Spears Family Running Out of Ways to Prove White Trashiness

With the recent pregnancy announcement by Jamie Lynn Spears, the entire Spears family is concerned they may be actually running out of ways to demonstrate to the world the magnitude of their white trashiness.

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Osama bin Laden located - in Guantanamo Bay!

Funny story: Osama bin Laden located - in Guantanamo Bay!

Despite billions of dollars spent on "The War on Terror"; unconditional support to the illegitimate government of Pakistan's Musharraf and a poorly conducted Afghan operation, Al-Qaeda CEO Osama bin Laden has remained at large.

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"Piss on it" takes on new meaning as pop-up urinals pop up in populous pubs promoting plentiful public participation.

Funny story: "Piss on it" takes on new meaning as pop-up urinals pop up in populous pubs promoting plentiful public participation.

VICTORIA, CANADA: The city of Victoria has made its mark in North America as the first city to install pop-up public urinals for drunken bar patrons.

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Tyson still backing Hatton to win: well, are you gonna tell him?

Funny story: Tyson still backing Hatton to win: well, are you gonna tell him?

Ricky Hatton has had his head knocked clean off by Floyd Mayweather, who apparently isn't just a loud-mouthed preener after all, but Mike Tyson doesn't appear to have noticed.

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Santa Claus Arrested for 19th Century Child Slavery Crimes

Funny story: Santa Claus Arrested for 19th Century Child Slavery Crimes

Santa Claus - A.K.A "Jolly Old Saint Nick", "Father Christmas", "Pere Noel" - has been arrested and faces extradition after being convicted of sending poor tiny orphan children up chimneys to do...

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FBI uncovers pornography and Santa's illegal surveillance systems; puts NORAD to shame

Funny story: FBI uncovers pornography and Santa's illegal surveillance systems; puts NORAD to shame

FBI agents today raided Santa's workshop and discovered one of the most sophisticated and comprehensive surveillance systems ever known to man.

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Long line outside lesbian Gynecologist office

Funny story: Long line outside lesbian Gynecologist office

A female werewolf covered in hair and with a shaggy tail works as a Gynecologist in a medical office. After barking at the moon that she saw on her patients behind, she proceeded to tell her patient this joke in a satirical manner:...

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Ron Paul revolution to be engraved in stone

New Hampshire- Supporters of the Ron Paul Revolution apparently fed up with Mother Nature's attempt to derail the Ron Paul Blimp, are seeking alternative methods to insert the Old right conservative into America's consciousness.

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Britney Spears to Star in New Shaft Movie with Richard Roundtree

Funny story: Britney Spears to Star in New Shaft Movie with Richard Roundtree

Film buffs were busy twitching at the sphincter this week when details of a new Shaft movie starring Richard Roundtree and Britney Spears were announced.

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Andy Murray signed up for Fred Perry biopic

It was confirmed last night that British tennis sensation, Andy Murray, has been signed up to appear in a new biopic about Fred Perry.

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Muslim Chicks Featured in Iranian Version of Penthouse Magazine

Funny story: Muslim Chicks Featured in Iranian Version of Penthouse Magazine

Tehran, Iran (IPP) - American soldiers patrolling the area near the Iran-Iraq border stumbled into what turned out to be an Iranian version of Penthouse magazine.

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Huckabee Rejects Darwin, Copernicus, Newton and Einstein

Funny story: Huckabee Rejects Darwin, Copernicus, Newton and Einstein

Surging Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee reached a new high this week following questions about his denial of the theory of evolution. His poll numbers skyrocketed as the American public finally found a candidate in sync with their vie...

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Merger of Catholicism and Hinduism announced

Funny story: Merger of Catholicism and Hinduism announced

Ending months of speculation, the world's second and fourth largest religions will merge on January 1, 2008. Leaders of both Roman Catholicism and Hinduism gave a joint press conference to announce formation of the new faith traded publicly as &q...

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Winehouse dumps detoxed husband, legs it to Jamaica with Pete Doherty

Funny story: Winehouse dumps detoxed husband, legs it to Jamaica with Pete Doherty

Montego Bay, Jamaica - (Bad Ass Mess): Singer Amy Whinehouse has fled old Blighty, leaving behind newly detoxed jailbird husband Flake Bleeder-Weevil at HMP Belmarsh for a two week sunshine holiday in the Carribean with Pete Doherty.

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Fantasy football players admit to using performance-enhancing drugs

Nearly a third of all fantasy football players have admitted to using performance-enhancing drugs, commissioners of leagues reported.

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Kaka is a hit with the fans and the FIFA's World Player of the Year; though he still refuses to apologize for his name

Funny story: Kaka is a hit with the fans and the FIFA's World Player of the Year; though he still refuses to apologize for his name

Milan, Italy - Kaka, as a child growing up in the poor cesspool filled slums of Brazil, struggled to overcome the handicap of his name. Jeered by his schoolmates and neighborhood kids alike, Kaka, ironically was always last to be picked when it came...

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Pregnant Jamie Lynn Spears to Make Australian Version of TV Show: Zoey With a Joey

Funny story: Pregnant Jamie Lynn Spears to Make Australian Version of TV Show: Zoey With a Joey

Actress and younger sister of Britney Spears, Jamie Lynn Spears announced today that she will be doing an Aussie version of her hit Nick Network show (Zoey 101). The down under version will be called "Zoey With A Joey." The expectant mother adm...

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Ron Paul's dirty draft dodging secret

Funny story: Ron Paul's dirty draft dodging secret

Presidential hopeful Ron Paul was floored by a questioner in South Park, Colorado on the issue of dodging the draft. The 72-year old Texan, who normally has more answers than Google, was asked about...

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Khartoum Riot Police Arrest Bear

Funny story: Khartoum Riot Police Arrest Bear

A teddy bear is due to appear in a Sudanese court today charged with insulting Islam. If convicted it faces imprisonment and public flogging.

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Camilla Blamed For Queen Victoria Poisoning

Funny story: Camilla Blamed For Queen Victoria Poisoning

Since its launch on December 7th, the Cunard liner Queen Victoria appears to be cursed.

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Ricky Hatton Returns To Ring Against Local Bloke

Funny story: Ricky Hatton Returns To Ring Against Local Bloke

Ricky Hatton, the battling British Bulldog bruised, beaten and battered by better boxer American Floyd Mayweather at the weekend, has insisted he will not retire, and has stated his intention to return to the ring in...

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British Tourist Experiences First Hand 'The Moslemisation Of The USA'

Funny story: British Tourist Experiences First Hand 'The Moslemisation Of The USA'

A British Muslim has spoken of what he calls the 'Moslemisation' of one of the greatest countries on Earth, the USA, after he was stopped and made to remove his shoes at an a...

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Sub Continent of India dissapears up Richard Gere's backside

Funny story: Sub Continent of India dissapears up Richard Gere's backside

The Earth lost almost 1/6th of it's population today following a disaster involving former Hollywood heart-throb Richard Gere.

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Ron Paul Drops Out of Presidential Race

Funny story: Ron Paul Drops Out of Presidential Race

Presidential hopeful and Texas Congressman Ron Paul has decided to drop out of the race for the Republican nomination. In a statement issued by the Ron Paul for President campaign, the doctor said that "I feel I have been able to deliver my mes...

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Al Gore Invents Wind Power for Shipping

Funny story: Al Gore Invents Wind Power for Shipping

Al Gore continued his crusade for environmental entrepreneurship today, announcing that he has invented a new method to use wind power for ships on the high seas. Amid growing controversy about the impact of shipping on global warming, Gore's pro...

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Manchester United Player Jonny Evans Framed By Chelsea Slagg

Funny story: Manchester United Player Jonny Evans Framed By Chelsea Slagg

The Manchester United footballer at the centre of the controversial and exciting 'rape storm' allegation story, Jonathan 'Jonny' Evans, was framed by a Chelsea slag, sources at the cl...

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Spice Girls Hire Disabled Support Group For World Tour

Funny story: Spice Girls Hire Disabled Support Group For World Tour

The Spice Girls, those pop princesses with a combined age of 198, have surprised music fans by handing a supporting role on their current world tour to a disabled all-girl band, The Spazz Girls.

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Low on Cash, Mike Huckabee Runs Out of Gas in Iowa

Funny story: Low on Cash, Mike Huckabee Runs Out of Gas in Iowa

Des Moines, Iowa -- Mike Huckabee's campaign mobile finally made it across the State line into Iowa today, but not before getting lost and running out of gas along a desolate stretch of rural highway.

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2 Girls 1 Cup, New Flavor Spices Up Product Line

Funny story: 2 Girls 1 Cup, New Flavor Spices Up Product Line

A new scat web site has exploded across the Internet the last couple of weeks. The site has been getting millions of hit because of it's highly controversial and unusual gourmet food content.

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Mike Huckabee claims his God is better than Mitt Romney's God; Ron Paul stays silent

Funny story: Mike Huckabee claims his God is better than Mitt Romney's God; Ron Paul stays silent

Former southern Baptist preacher turned Arkansas governor turned aspiring presidential candidate Mike Huckabee claimed today that Former Massachusetts governor Mitt Romney's Mormon God is inferior to his southern Baptist God.

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Pharmaceutical Manufacturer Lists Hooker Phone Numbers on Pill Jar

Funny story: Pharmaceutical Manufacturer Lists Hooker Phone Numbers on Pill Jar

Little Rocks, Illinois (IPP) - A pharmaceutical corporation which manufactures and markets drugs to combat erectile dysfunction (ED) is placing the 1-800 phone numbers of hookers on the side of their pill jars.

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Ron Paul Will Surprise and Win in an Avalanche

Funny story: Ron Paul Will Surprise and Win in an Avalanche

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) -- Ron Paul will win the US presidency and surprise everyone say the more perceptive political commentators.

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Spice Girls use return home concert at London's O2 Arena to announce their new professional stage names, reflecting their lifestyle changes

Funny story: Spice Girls use return home concert at London's O2 Arena to announce their new professional stage names, reflecting their lifestyle changes

London, England - After their successful reunion tour, the Spice Girls announced at the O2 Arena in London that they would be taking on new professional stage names, reflecting their lifestyle changes. The Spice Girls will no longer be referred to as...

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Will Smith's explanation that he does not admire Hitler accepted by the Anti-Defamation League -- this also just in: Kermit the Frog cleared of eco-terrorist ties

Funny story: Will Smith's explanation that he does not admire Hitler accepted by the Anti-Defamation League -- this also just in: Kermit the Frog cleared of eco-terrorist ties

Hollywood, California - In an attempt to save face and retain credibility in the public eye, the ADL quickly backed down from their defaming campaign of Hollywood actor, Will Smith, and accepted his explanation that a Scottish newspaper published his...

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Vermont Teddy Bear Company cancels line of controversial faith-based bears for Christmas; fundamentalists charged blasphemy

Funny story: Vermont Teddy Bear Company cancels line of controversial faith-based bears for Christmas; fundamentalists charged blasphemy

Shelburne, Vermont - After the sentencing of British schoolteacher, Gillian Gibbons, in Sudan, the Vermont Teddy Bear Company announced today it would be canceling a line of controversial religiously themed bears such as Judas Bear with Fifty Pieces...

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More People Being Proactive

Funny story: More People Being Proactive

Business has had a good year, and the reason is simple: more people are being proactive. "We've got more people being proactive and, as we all know, that grows the brand!" declared Miles Carruthers, CEO of Teleplexis International.

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Dog that ate CIA videos punished with "extreme techniques"

Funny story: Dog that ate CIA videos punished with "extreme techniques"

The CIA has announced that Cerberus, the guard dog at the organization's archives unit in Langley, Virginia who ate the videos of terror suspect interrogations, has been punished and "will probably not destroy any more really important recor...

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Binge Drinkers Responsible for Baby Boom

Funny story: Binge Drinkers Responsible for Baby Boom

Binge drinkers are responsible for a massive rise in illegitimate births according to a secret document known only to myself and several million Daily Mail readers.

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New Civilization found!

Funny story: New Civilization found!

Earlier today explorers from the UK discovered a land which is occupied by a new civilization...

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Wellesley College shuns Hillary Clinton

Funny story: Wellesley College shuns Hillary Clinton

MASSACHUSETTS - Presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton had been anticipating strong support from her alma mater Wellesley College. Hillary Rodham was valedictorian of her class of 1969 at Wellesley and was the first student commencement speaker at the...

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Christopher Robin and Winnie the Pooh behind Tigger zoo attacks

Funny story: Christopher Robin and Winnie the Pooh behind Tigger zoo attacks

Shoeprints discovered at the scene of the deadly escape of a tiger at San Francisco zoo was yesterday being investigated by cops, as it was revealed that the wall of the moat around the animal pen was almost 20ft lower than it was supposed to...

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Northern Rock: Branson to combine banking and wanking

Funny story: Northern Rock: Branson to combine banking and wanking

Richard Branson has today announced his revolutionary plans for Northern Rock. In an attempt to 'sex up' the banking industry Branson will look to develop a 'Hooters' style approach to retail banking.

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All Mayberry Turns Out For Reading of Aunt Bee's Will

Funny story: All Mayberry Turns Out For Reading of Aunt Bee's Will

(Exclusive from the Mayberry Gazette) One week after one of the largest funerals in the history of Mayberry, North Carolina, most of the town turned out for the reading of Beatrice (Aunt Bee) Taylor's will. The reading was done at the high scho...

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Mark Lowton given Ten Commandments of Marriage

Funny story: Mark Lowton given Ten Commandments of Marriage

St Ethelreds's Church, Lancaster: After a successful matrimony, the Vicar gave a beaming Mr Lowton an envelope with some Godly wisdom in it. In Seine news are privy to the envelope's contents and would like to publish/leak them to every newlywed who comes to this site.

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Huckabee Counters Ron Paul, Returns Albino Philanderer Donation

Funny story: Huckabee Counters Ron Paul, Returns Albino Philanderer Donation

Republican presidential hopeful Mike Huckabee has received a $1000 campaign contribution from a known albino sex addict and says he plans to return "every red-eyed cent." Charles Mugsby, owner of the lurid, adults-only site WhiteRide.com ex...

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