Britney Spears found Kevin with a prostitute

Funny story written by marvin

Saturday, 5 January 2008

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Photograph Kevin took of prostitute at Regency

Britney Spears reportedly found a prostitute in ex-husband Kevin Federline's hotel room on a weekend. That is what prompted her to finally file for divorce.

According to sources, Britney's mother told them a doctor had diagnosed Britney with genital herpes in his private office. Britney paid the doctor a large sum of money so she could keep possession of her own medical files. It was then that Britney became convinced Kevin was cheating on her and had in fact given her the illness.

News of the World reported, Britney flew into New York last week ahead of Kevin's gig the Saturday before at Webster Hall in the city but when Kevin failed to show up for a dinner date with his wife on the Thursday night. Britney called her private investigator and he quickly tracked down Kevin to the Regency Hotel. Britney made her way to the location with two ex-gang members that were part of her security team, and she demanded the keys to his room at the Regency Hotel.

A source told the paper: "It is against the hotel's policy to give keys to people not staying in the hotel, but she was Britney Spears and when she demanded it they handed it straight over.

"She silently raced up to his room and found Kevin masturbating a prostitute on the hotel bed."

"That was enough to confirm months of suspicions, rumors and accusations about him playing away.

"Two members of staff were fired for handing over the keys, but the damage was done.

"Britney had seen all she had to and decided their marriage was over on the spot. She then took a handful of photos she found on the bed, one of which showed Kevin's prostitute sun bathing at the Regency."

The newspaper also claimed Kevin had partied with prostitutes and strippers during his day away to Las Vegas, particularly while Britney was heavily pregnant with their two sons.

Danielle Coakley, a 20-year-old prostitute, told the paper she partied with Kevin one night: "He was a real party animal. We went to two casinos then back to his hotel suite in Vegas."

A stripper, Vanessa Hulihan, also revealed she spent time with him during his Vegas weekends: "Kevin said we could be together if he wasn't married. Another time I went to his hotel suite and the tub was full of strippers."

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