Britney Spears in the Zone with Nazi Skinheads

Written by marvin

Tuesday, 1 January 2008

Hey!

The story you are trying to access may cause offense, may be in poor taste, or may contain subject matter of a graphic nature. This story was written as a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you wish to back out now, please click here to go back to the home page.

image for Britney Spears in the Zone with Nazi Skinheads
Britney's friend Shannon Funk after sex change

Britney Spears has decided to shave her head bald, and she's not doing it for charity. She fell in love with the powerful Nazi Skinhead movement.

She told a friend she plans on getting a sex change to become a Grand Dragon for the Skinhead Nazi youth. In the real world it is equivalent to a lesbian girl scout leader.

Britney has completely lost her senses and the new shaved hairdo is merely a small part of it. The singer filed for divorce from her mooching husband, Kevin Federline, last year and she has been spiraling out of control ever since, even drinking her own urine.

From her short-lived friendship with bad girls Paris Hilton who is mega-rich and Lindsay Lohan who is a mega-lesbian to her recent one day stint in rehab where she was fondled by a lesbian (the incident report is filed at the center), Britney is in serious trouble if you ask me.

Rumor has it that she sat in her car parked outside of the hair salon and cried hysterically before heading inside to hack it all off. Her life started to become weird when Madonna broke her in with a kiss.

They should have made a movie about Britney called, "Turn-out Mountain", which would be similar to 'Broke back Mountain'. She should have also sung a song called "Chick looks like a Man".

Small school girls across the nation have labeled her "Weirdo Britney" in their famed school yard poetry's and chants.

Someone get this girl to a therapist and fast!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Spoof news topics
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more