Miley Cyrus getting Gum Job?

Funny story written by Lila

Friday, 4 January 2008

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A new Smiley for Miley

The Entertainment World and Cosmetic Surgery is getting stranger everyday. Who had ever heard of gum surgery? Yep. That's right. Miley Cyrus, star of the hit tween show 'Hannnah Montana', and daughter of Billy Ray Cyrus is said to be undergoing surgery to lower her gumline.

Miley has always been slightly ashamed of her crooked smile, and high gumline, meaning when she smiles it shows a lot of gum. Not always attractive. She says she has been waiting for the day when they fially did this delicate surgery.

The procedure takes approximately eighteen hours to complete and recovery takes a little over a month, with no eating solids for the first week.

Miley will have to take at least two weeks off, which means she will have to postpone and upcoming concert tour.

"I'm really nervous for the surgery," said Cyrus, "but I'm sure it will go well. I can't wait for my new smile. I love it already."

Dr. V. Pritchard says he is positive the surgery will go successfully without any major problems. "Miley will have a better smiley soon."


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