Zac Efron Comes Out of the Closet

Written by sexywitchgirl

Saturday, 26 January 2008

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"Yes, I am his lover."

When Zac Efron heard about Heath Ledger's death, he was practically in tears. "I really looked up to him, not only as an actor, but as a man," the High School Musical star admits.

Recently deceased Ledger was a star of movie hits such as Brokeback Mountain, which many feel has encouraged men all around the world to come out and admit their true sexual feelings toward other men.

"I guess now would be a good time to say I'm sorry Vanessa," said Efron. "I am in love with your brother."

This was a shocker to all of the High School Musical Fans, and for the best, Zac Efron has been dropped from High School Musical 3.

"A fan asked me if I was gonna press charges for being taken from HSM3 because of my sexuality. I had never really thought about it, but now that I think of it, I think I will. I think it is completely unfair for gay men to not even be allowed to act in what they want."

Zac already got millions from his previous movies, but I think he is about to get a lot more from Suing Disney for every penny he is worth.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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