Zac Efron comes out of closet

Funny story written by Tim Taylor

Wednesday, 2 January 2008

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Vanessa "He had to come out some time"

Young disney star Zac Efron (19) finally got out of the closet. After he locked him self up, his parents, priest and even the police tried in vain to get him out of there.

Zac Efron "It was a hard time being in there. It was dark and lonely, and I got so cold some nights."

Co-star and Ex-Girlfriend Vanessa laughed when she heard about it: "He had to come out some time"

When we asked to the police chef how they got him out, they told us: "We just unlocked it with a key. We just wish we could get him out of the other one, if you know what I mean."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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