Rihanna Internet Sex Video

Written by Warren Redlich

Thursday, 31 January 2008

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Rihanna, the pop sensation, has just appeared in a new video on an adult website.

The 19-year-old singer from Barbados posted a video of herself with actor Josh Hartnett from a tryst the two had back in October of 2007.

Rihanna was concerned about a surge in internet popularity for German singer Andrea Berg, and felt that a burst of publicity from the video might keep her career from going downhill.

Despite Rihanna's fame, the video has not drawn that many views. Some in the porn industry suggest that the video lacks certain details that attract an audience.

"She doesn't all the things boys like," noted Jenna Jameson, "and that's a big draw nowadays."

Heather Brooke also commented that the failure to employ her key technique may also hurt the video in its strive to reach viewers. Others blamed the poor video quality.

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