Boo Hoo Who?

Funny story: Boo Hoo Who?

NEW YORK -- After one year - how time flies, it just seems like yesterday,of the Presidential candidates roaming the country for support in an election, which is eleven months away, WTF NEWS in New York sent a reporter to ask the following question:

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India cricketers 'stumped' by 'silly, wicket, backward' Aussie behavior - UN to mediate stand-off. Aussie PM fears India nukes, says Umpires can't strike back.

Funny story: India cricketers 'stumped' by 'silly, wicket, backward' Aussie behavior - UN to mediate stand-off. Aussie PM fears India nukes, says Umpires can't strike back.

CAN-BOORA, AUSTRALIA: Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse, Aussie cricket players succeeded in taking this 'gentleman's game' to unbelievable lows this month during matches against India.

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Academics Define Parameters of "F*ck"

Funny story: Academics Define Parameters of "F*ck"

TEMPE, AZ -- Scientists and language professors at Arizona State University have joined forces to take the ambiguity out of the use of the word "fuck".

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World Health Organization Warns of Looming Jenken Abuse Epidemic in US

Funny story: World Health Organization Warns of Looming Jenken Abuse Epidemic in US

WASHINGTON, DC -- While addressing a meeting of the Office of Drug Control Policy (ODCP), health specialist Jacqui Chan warned of a potential epidemic of abusing what she called the next meth or crack cocaine, jenken.

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Irving Dweibeck - a life in film

Funny story: Irving Dweibeck - a life in film

Recall, if you will, a pan shot - the camera moving slowly and surely across a plate of fancies in a Boston tea shop. The light slants in at an angle, bisecting the angel cakes as the face of Katherine Hepburn looms into view like a Spanish omelette. The camera now zooms in on her mouth as she takes a bite from a mini-roll - the camera, it seems, is moving towards those lips. Now it's insid...

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"Zac doesnt wear boxers in the morning" Zac speaks back!

Funny story: "Zac doesnt wear boxers in the morning" Zac speaks back!

Teen disney superstar Zac Efron finally has something to say to the media concerning the claims of a female co-star, who told TheSpoof.com that Efron always walks around without knickers on in the morning. "Cant a guy get a little breeze down ther...

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Obama's 'dirty little secret' uncovered. US media in deep shock over revelation - 'Black' Obama is really 'half-white'!

Funny story: Obama's 'dirty little secret' uncovered. US media in deep shock over revelation - 'Black' Obama is really 'half-white'!

SOUTH CAROLINA - DEEP SOUTH USA - As a badly bruised and discredited US media tried to pick itself up the floor following the N. Hampshire prognostication gone wrong, there was more shocking news on the horizon.

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Mystery of how many bluebeans make five finally solved

Funny story: Mystery of how many bluebeans make five finally solved

Mathematicians at Harvard University have announced that one of the most perplexing numerical problems ever posed has finally been solved. The conundrum that has appeared in academic literature since the 14th century was finally cracked by a team of...

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Gordon Brown and Alastair Darling to star in next series of Dr Who

Funny story: Gordon Brown and Alastair Darling to star in next series of Dr Who

Gordon Brown and Alastair Darling are to star in a special episode of the popular science fiction series Dr Who. The duo are set star as members of a strange race, "The Scots", which infiltrate English society in a subtle attempt to rule th...

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Hacking The New Hampshire Primary

Funny story: Hacking The New Hampshire Primary

There were rumors about the New Hampshire voting technology before the primary, and when Hillary Clinton won after being polled twelve points behind by her own people, curious minds, without dandruff, started scratching their collective heads.

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Congress to tax "Fun"!

Funny story: Congress to tax "Fun"!

Washington D.C.- Did you have fun last year? If you did, it could cost you! Congress is trying to pass a measure that would tax people's fun. Sen. Pat Leahy D-VT, is the bill's sponsor.

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Ed-E-torial 19: One Girl Three Boobs?

(New York-NY) We never thought Ed would agree to it, and it's not like you haven't e-mailed us about bringing on a younger co-host. So meet Amber Colt. Now, you, yes YOU, decide if Amber should come back or not. Wherever you're viewing this, please vote by leaving a comment or e-mail on the site. Thanks!...

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Bernanke: 2008 outlook bleak after New Hampshire

Funny story: Bernanke: 2008 outlook bleak after New Hampshire

Washington AC/DC - (Ass Mess): "It's gonna be bad, bad, bad if the Clintons get their snouts in the trough once again," Federal Reserve chief Ben Bernanke said today.

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"The Shawshank Redemption" linked with vacant manager's job at Newcastle United

Funny story: "The Shawshank Redemption" linked with vacant manager's job at Newcastle United

In order to improve the club's fortunes this season, Newcastle chairman Mike Ashley has suggested that the 1994 film "The Shawshank Redemption" might be the ideal choice to replace Sam Allardyce, who was sacked this week.

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Al Gore Alarmed Over CO2 in Soda and Beer

Funny story: Al Gore Alarmed Over CO2 in Soda and Beer

Citing potential statistics on Global Warming, environmentalist champion Al Gore challenged the world to halt production of carbonated beverages such as soda and beer. "We must reduce unnecessary CO2 emissions," droned Gore, sipping a flat...

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Northern Crock fiasco: Bank of England Governor is victim of credit card ID fraud

Funny story: Northern Crock fiasco: Bank of England Governor is victim of credit card ID fraud

London - (Worse Ass Mess): The Governor of the Bank of England said today that he has become the latest credit card ID fraud victim after somebody cloned his identity, obtained over £60 billion "and gave it all away to the Northern Crock Bank.&q...

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2008 Hurricane Names Commemorates Bush Administration

Funny story: 2008 Hurricane Names Commemorates Bush Administration

Crawford, TX -- The Bush Administration announced today that hurricane names shall henceforth commemorate key members and incidents in its administration.

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Wales Prepares for Nuclear Power Stations Too Dangerous to be Sited Near London

Funny story: Wales Prepares for Nuclear Power Stations Too Dangerous to be Sited Near London

Wales is preparing itself for a new generation of nuclear power stations after Gordon Brown listened to critics who said new stations will be expensive, dirty, and dangerous, and decided to put them in Wales.

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World Peace Narrowly Averted

Funny story: World Peace Narrowly Averted

Washington D.C. (Washington Post) - President Bush's meeting with Palestinian leaders and Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas got off to a great start yesterday. On an impromptu conference call with Israeli and Iranian leaders the group came to a...

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Blair joins Northern Crock Holdings

Funny story: Blair joins Northern Crock Holdings

Off The Wall Street, NYC - (Bad Ass Mess): Ex-UK Prime Monster Tony Blair is set to become a banker (sic) following reports he has joined the board of Northern Crock's parent company in New York.

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Hillary cries her way to victory in New Hampshire

Funny story: Hillary cries her way to victory in New Hampshire

Barack Obama was riding high into New Hampshire, confident of repeating his Iowa victory over Hillary Clinton. "I'm young, I'm black, I'm articulate, I'm telegenic, I'm minimally qualified. How can I not beat the bitch again?...

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Starbucks to serve greasy sausage links, salty fries and cheep plastic kids toys

Funny story: Starbucks to serve greasy sausage links, salty fries and cheep plastic kids toys

Seattle, Washington - In response to McDonalds announcement that it has changed it menu for the first time in 30 years to include free Wi-Fi Internet access and over rated gourmet coffee, Starbucks also announced changes to its own menu as well. Star...

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Baseball Hall of Fame Elects Goose

Funny story: Baseball Hall of Fame Elects Goose

The Baseball Hall of Fame finally selected Goose to join the Bambino, the Say Hey Kid, and The Duke. His bust will now adorn the same hallowed halls that hold the Yankee Clipper, the Splended Splinter, Mickey, and Hammerin' Hank.

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Ted Kennedy Announces He Will Not Run For President (Again)

Funny story: Ted Kennedy Announces He Will Not Run For President (Again)

In the wake of the beginning of the primary/caucus season, Senator Ted Kennedy has made is usual announcement: "If nominated, I will not run. If elected, I will not serve."...

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Nevada Town Declares President Bush Disaster Area

Funny story: Nevada Town Declares President Bush Disaster Area

A small town in Nevada ravaged by flooding has become the victim of the latest White House goof. Instead of receiving the assistance and funding that residence need to hold back the waters and rebuild after the storms, they are instead, apparently,...

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First Draft of Poe's "The Raven" Found

Funny story: First Draft of Poe's "The Raven" Found

NEW YORK, NY (AP Newsliar) - An early version of Edgar Allen Poe's "The Raven" has been discovered in the upper west side building where the famed American poet and author once lived.

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