Jamie Lynn Spears Elopes Overseas

Funny story written by Aelia Naqvee

Thursday, 17 January 2008

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Where the couple were married

Jamie Lynn Spears, star of teen nick's "Zoey 101" and mum-to-be has been spotted travelling to Puerto Rico, South America with her child's daddy on new years.

Puerto Rican paparazzi reported that they had taken a boat to a private church on a blissful island.

Whilst on the island, the two were married in a Church, in secret. After which they took a flight back home.

When Spears admitted to her family about getting married overseas, the family was happy with the decision she took and rewarded her with a European sports car.

Lynn Spears responded to Jamie Lynn saying: "I'm so proud of you, you're growing up so fast - at least you wont trash your life like your crazy sister!"

The same night they returned, Jamie Lynn and Casey Aldridge had a romantic candle-lit dinner. The next day, Aldridge and Spears visited the rehab center where Britney was being cared for. When Jamie Lynn told Britney about the marriage, Britney lost it and exploded saying: "You can't get married if I wasn't there!!!" At this, doctors pinned the star down to the bed and lashed her down with ropes.

At home, Jamie Lynn and Casey were discussing their future and decided that they would have ten kids. Casey Aldridge and Jamie Lynn Spears are soon to purchase a mansion in Louisiana where they'll be able to raise there first child and there other nine kids.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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