James Bond to have gay lover in new film

Written by Everyman

Thursday, 24 January 2008

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James Bond is changing his image

The new James Bond film title is out and so it would seem is 007. According to the producers, James Bond will take a number of lovers both female and male in what is a major departure for the world's most famous spy. In a move destined to stun movie goers, he will end up though in a stable homosexual relationship.

"It was time for a change" a source close to Barbara Broccoli - the co-producer - said."We have struggled to keep up with technology and the gadgets don;t have the effect they used to. So we thought let's play around with Bond's lifestyle."

Bond does have a series of meaningless encounters with beautiful women in the film, but he begins to feel empty and feels that the last forty years of billions of dollars of box office success have all been a sham. He meets and falls in love with a former member of the British royal household, who has been devastated after the princess he works for is killed in Paris in a so called accident.

The butler is not convinced that the Princess's death was an accident and persuades his boyfriend Bond to start a massive conspiracy theory involving the royal family.

"The film is topical and edgy." A spokesman said."We are very grateful to Paul Burrell for his help - he has been a rock."

Paul Burrell's book "The secrets Daniel Craig told me" is on sale next week.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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