Rocky Mountain Tick Fever on Rise Citizens Urged to Arm Themselves; Man Shows up at Clinic with Tick Fever Said He Should Have Been Better Armed

Funny story: Rocky Mountain Tick Fever on Rise Citizens Urged to Arm Themselves; Man Shows up at Clinic with Tick Fever Said He Should Have Been Better Armed

Officials with the Center for Disease Control (CDC) said today that bites from infected wood ticks that are the central culprit for Lyme disease is on an alarming rise. Spokespersons from the CDC urged people in the United States to be on the lookou...

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Bus Driver New Nostradamus

Funny story: Bus Driver New Nostradamus

A London bus driver has amazed colleagues with his knack for telling the future after several of his calls came true including his prediction that the 09:12 from Fulham would arrive back at the depot at least five minutes late.

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Teeth?

Funny story: Teeth?

As a proud American, I have tried to make my articles on TheSpoof.com family friendly and kind and gentle enough for even children to read before evening prayers. I am Jewish, but I have a Christian sensibility when it comes to our young people...the future of the world.

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Mile High German Nudist Airways maiden flight

Funny story: Mile High German Nudist Airways maiden flight

Cologne - (Bare Ass Cheek Mess): Fokker Mile High German Airlines is to inaugurate the maiden flight of its nudist service later this week flying to the popular naturist Baltic Sea resort of Usedcondom according to reports.

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Stagnant Hole Alabama Man Lays Claim to Eating Many Different Endangered Species

Funny story: Stagnant Hole Alabama Man Lays Claim to Eating Many Different Endangered Species

Rufus Leon Donnie Bill Blevins, aka "Stinky", announced proudly today that so far his mission, as he termed it, was "Going just about like I want it to." Even in defiance of the United States Endangered Species Act, Blevins, was...

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The Paris Hilton to be inducted into the Comedy Hall of Fame

Funny story: The Paris Hilton to be inducted into the Comedy Hall of Fame

Following such illustrious greats as Woody Allen, George Burns and the Marx Brothers, the hotel known as the Paris Hilton is to be inducted into the Comedy Hall of Fame for the years of faithful service it has given satirical comedy writers.

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Federer: the day my balls shrank

Funny story: Federer: the day my balls shrank

Gstaad, Switzerland - (Walkover Mess): Twelve-times grand slam-winning tennis champion Roger Federer emerged from the doldrums today at an Alpine skiing resort chalet in Gstaad and told close friends of his retractile testicles blow at the Australian...

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Northern Rock regulatory failure explained

Funny story: Northern Rock regulatory failure explained

The abject failure of the UK regulatory organizations to foresee and prevent the Northern Rock crisis has been explained. After an internal investigation, the Treasury has admitted that although it was clear that the FSA should be overseeing banking...

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Moustachless Mark!

Funny story: Moustachless Mark!

An In Seine News reporter bought a box of anonymous photographs from an ebay shop last week for just...

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Mark Lowton under Attack - Fears for his life.

Funny story: Mark Lowton under Attack - Fears for his life.

'Writer' Jesus Budda has rushed to the defense of the ultra popular TheSpoof.com administrator Mark 'the moustache' Lowton from threats made by other writers on the 'hugely popul...

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Texans grip privates as Bush addresses nation

Funny story: Texans grip privates as Bush addresses nation

Texans were jolted back into reality on Tuesday night when they realized that the State of the Union Address would be President George W. Bush's last, and soon they'd no longer have carte blanche to spit, burp, pass gas or make obscene commen...

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Clinton turns black for next primary

A day after she took a thumping in the South Carolina Democratic primary, Hillary Rodham Clinton emerged with a gold-capped tooth and claimed she was black.

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Schwarzenegger Movie Come Back

Funny story: Schwarzenegger Movie Come Back

Governor Schwarzenegger today announced his long awaited return to the silver screen.

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Only Fools to make TV comeback!

Funny story: Only Fools to make TV comeback!

Producers of one of Britain's finest sitcoms, Only Fools and Horses have today announced that a new spin off series has been commissioned by the BBC.

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Paris Hilton Initially Denies Having Inverted Nipples

Funny story: Paris Hilton Initially Denies Having Inverted Nipples

It was shockingly discovered yesterday that this icon has badly inverted nipples and clandestinely had been fitted with both male and female adapters. This was verified by TheSpoof.com's science and technology reporter, and our sources are certa...

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Derek Conway Receives Whipping From Cameron

Funny story: Derek Conway Receives Whipping From Cameron

Derek Conway, the Conservative MP who paid his son Freddie more than £40,000 to drink himself into a stupor at Newcastle University, has today been reprimanded and given a whipping b...

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Britney Spears' Vagina To Retire From Public Life With Immediate Effect

Funny story: Britney Spears' Vagina To Retire From Public Life With Immediate Effect

Britney Spears vagina, for so long an icon in the world of pop music and art, and just about the only part of the star that anyone is really interested in anymore, is to retire from public life, and to take a well-earned rest...

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Patriots' Tom Brady benched; Gisele Bündchen to start in Super Bowl

Funny story: Patriots' Tom Brady benched; Gisele Bündchen to start in Super Bowl

GLENDALE, Ariz. -- Inside sources with the New England Patriots reported today that reigning league MVP quarterback Tom Brady will not play in the Super Bowl on Sunday, but his girlfriend, Brazilian supermodel Gisele Bündchen, will start in his place...

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Hillary Trails Toilet Paper

Funny story: Hillary Trails Toilet Paper

NASHVILLE, TN - In a stump speech to The Amputees of America, Senator Hillary Clinton approached the podium trailing a length of toilet paper from the leg of her Wal-Mart designer pant suit.

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"Me Too" Admits Your Mum

Funny story: "Me Too" Admits Your Mum

Your mum revealed yesterday that she too has cheated with love rat footballer Ashley Cole.

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SocGen is France's Northern Crock say investigators

Funny story: SocGen is France's Northern Crock say investigators

Paris, France - (Sarkozy Mess): Prosecutors investigating the $7 billion fiasco at the SocGen bank are warning that it is farce becoming France's answer to the UK's Northern Crock Bank fiasco.

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Abhishek Bachchan denies celibate marriage, gay porno video stories

Funny story: Abhishek Bachchan denies celibate marriage, gay porno video stories

Mumbai - (Ludicrous Mess): Bollywood movie star Abhishek Bachchan has hit out at persistent reports that his nine month marriage to green-eyed screen goddess and former Miss World Aishwarya Rai is a celibate affair, "a passionless marriage of co...

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Ron Paul with hypocrisy

Funny story: Ron Paul with hypocrisy

DARK SIDE OF THE MOON - The presidential candidate who goes by the name of Ron Paul, Ronny Paul, Robert Paul, David Paxton, Edwardo Sanchez and/or Dr. Pepper, today admitted he kept a $500 dollar check sent to him by a men's rights advocate. Aske...

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Italians To Use Pavarotti's Underpants As Flag

Funny story: Italians To Use Pavarotti's Underpants As Flag

The Italian olympic team are to honour tenor Luciano Pavarottti by entering this years Olympic opening ceremony not carrying the Italian flag but instead marching under an old pair of the legendary singers Y-fronts.

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Tennis Welcomes Silent Letter Era

Funny story: Tennis Welcomes Silent Letter Era

At the Australian Open tennis championship, we witnessed the dawn of a new era-the era of the silent letter powerhouses, at least according to Roger Federer, or Roger Dfederer, as he now likes to be known.

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Steve Staunton Appointed As New Ireland Boss

Funny story: Steve Staunton Appointed As New Ireland Boss

FAI officials have come in for fierce criticism after Steve Staunton was unveiled as new Republic of Ireland manager, despite having failed to achieve success in his first stint as boss.

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Bob Dole Caught in Florida, He is John McCain in Disguise!

Funny story: Bob Dole Caught in Florida, He is John McCain in Disguise!

Bob Dole was caught in Florida this evening with the head of his John McCain costume off, exposing the fact that he was the real John McCain all along. He was seen crying after the reporters caught him.

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George W Bush is the ultimate rogue trader says SocGen's Kerviel

Funny story: George W Bush is the ultimate rogue trader says SocGen's Kerviel

Paris, France - (Zut Alors Mess): Embattled SocGen employee Jerome Kerviel has defended his position and told a press conference that in his opinion it is George W Bush who is the ultimate rogue trader.

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Review - China Teapot

Funny story: Review - China Teapot

I approach this piece of journalism with a great deal of trepidation. It is not often in ones lifetime that one has the delight of reviewing such a fine item of chinaware. It carries with it the weight of doing justice with mere words what can never really be done. However, in the interests of you, my dear reader, I will attempt to do so.

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