Is Zac Efron going punk?

Funny story written by Aelia Naqvee

Friday, 18 January 2008

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High School Muscical's Heartthrob, Zac Efron was spotted at a LA tattoo parlour. The tattoo parlour, "Old Skool Tattoos" was open just for Efron.

Outside, crowded fans watched as Efron was being tattooed.

When questioned by reporters as to why he was secretly being tattooed he responded saying "I didn't want people going ballistic that I was getting a little tattoo, after all punk is sexy and tattoos are sexier, I already have the sexy thing going."

When Efron showed off his arm, the tattoo was of a jaguar clawing down on his arm with little blood drips.

When a reporter questioned his current girlfriend, Vannessa Hudgens whether she liked it, she said: "It makes my man so hot I'm nearly melting, and hey, I'm even thinking of getting one on my lower back that says Zannessa in scripted Chinese!"

When Disney had found out they had told Efron that it might have a impact on his role in HSM as Troy Bolton and his overall Disney career.

Upon hearing this, Efron exploded in rage: "I don't need Disney supporting me, I'm a man and I live my life the way I want too. I can get a ton of roles and Disney is not the basis of my career! So leave me the hell alone!"

After the outrage, Disney left Efron alone and decided that as long as the tattoo isn't shown in the next Disney Channel movie, his Troy Bolton career will continue.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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