Miley Cyrus breaks up with Nick Jonas he marries foreign bride

Funny story written by Cheryl

Saturday, 19 January 2008

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Mail Order Bride of Nick Jonas

During a thanksgiving dinner, Nick Jonas announced to his long time girlfriend Miley Cyrus that he was breaking up with her in order to marry a Russian woman through a foreign marriage agency.

Miley Cyrus became heartbroken on hearing the bad news from Nick Jonas, who reportedly has been corresponding with his Russian fiancé for more than a year through the marriage agency "A foreign Affairs."

The wedding will be held a month from now at a New York church, with over 200 hundred guest and several thousand spectators expected to attend. It is said to rival Tom Cruz's Arabian Knights themed wedding.

When Nick Jonas arrived in Alabama to attend a celebration, someone reportedly called the local sheriff's deputies to report that Nick Jonas was intending to marry a foreign bride from Russia.

The local Alabama sheriff's deputies, who know nothing about International law, quickly arrested Nick Jonas in a Rambo type apprehension, while he was at the celebrity celebrations.

While in jail, he was allowed one phone call, which he used to call his lawyer.

His lawyer quickly had him bailed out of jail and they put a stop to the court proceedings using the International genocide law Article II: (d) Imposing measures intended to prevent births within the group.

Nick Jonas' lawyer then contacted the F.B.I. who quickly arrested both Sheriffs deputies and charged them with International law Article III: Genocide, Conspiracy to commit genocide, Direct and public incitement to commit genocide, Complicity in genocide, and Attempt to commit genocide.

Miley Cyrus was unavailable for comment on the arrest of Nick Jonas.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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